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Hate Watching The Gorge: Plant People Beware!
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04/02/25 • 79 min
In the fog-shrouded valley where two superpowers meet, a deeply human story unfolds against the backdrop of Cold War tensions and ancient mysteries. The Gorge brilliantly pairs Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy as elite snipers stationed on opposite sides of a mysterious chasm, creating one of the most unique and compelling on-screen relationships of recent cinema.
What begins as strict isolation—American and Soviet guards forbidden from contact—evolves through ingenious long-distance communication. Giant notepads, makeshift signals, and music played across the divide become the foundation of a connection that defies their orders and national identities. The chemistry between the leads is palpable even when separated by hundreds of feet of empty space, making their eventual face-to-face meeting (via a dangerous homemade zip line) all the more powerful.
The film's first half excels at building both the mystery of what lurks in the foggy depths below and the tender romance developing above. Small gestures carry enormous weight—a toast across the gorge, a game of chess played at impossible distance, poetry shared in fragments. These moments of genuine human connection stand in stark contrast to the occasional monster attacks that remind us of the ever-present danger.
Where The Gorge stumbles is in its third act, when our protagonists find themselves trapped in the depths they've been guarding. The revelation of what caused the gorge and its inhabitants—a joint Soviet-American research facility gone catastrophically wrong—feels rushed and underwhelming compared to the cosmic horror teased earlier. The "hollow men" monsters, while effectively creepy in glimpses, lose impact when fully revealed.
Despite these shortcomings, the film remains compelling thanks to its central relationship and the performances that bring it to life. Teller brings depth to his tortured sniper, haunted by his past kills, while Taylor-Joy imbues her character with both steely resolve and vulnerability. Their journey from isolated guards to partners willing to risk everything resonates emotionally even when the plot mechanics falter.
The Gorge ultimately asks what connections matter most—duty to country, scientific discovery, or the rare human bond that transcends boundaries. For anyone who appreciates character-driven stories with elements of horror, romance, and Cold War tension, this haunting tale of what lurks both within the mist and within ourselves offers a uniquely satisfying experience.
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Hate Watching Dark Phoenix
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01/19/24 • 81 min
Could the X-Men have stood a chance against the cinematic juggernaut that is "Avengers: Endgame"? We're closing out our series on the X-Men reboot with a fiery critique of "X-Men: Dark Phoenix," diving into its untimely release and how it may have contributed to its box office downfall. As we bid farewell to the franchise, we spare no detail in examining narrative mishaps, including Jean Grey's overshadowed journey and the stray shots from the source material that left fans puzzled. We even take a moment, between the serious analysis, to chuckle at some of the movie's more perplexing decisions and how certain scenes left us scratching our heads.
When you have characters as rich as Mystique, Cyclops, and Storm, it's a wonder how their depictions in "Dark Phoenix" veered so far from their comic roots. Tensions rise as we dissect the altered leadership dynamics and discuss Jennifer Lawrence's Mystique taking the reins in a way that left many core fans feeling disoriented. We also pull apart the thread of Professor X's repeated manipulations, questioning their impact on the film's faithfulness to the original narrative. Between poignant critiques, we can't help but let out a laugh over some of the film's bizarre moments that seem to defy both logic and gravity.
As we look ahead with anticipation for more authentic representations in superhero cinema, teased by "Deadpool 3," we reflect on the missed opportunities for character arcs throughout the X-Men series, especially for Jean Grey. And just when you think we're done, we gear up for our next cinematic adventure: the Shane Blackathon, where we'll chew over the savory bits of his directorial feats and gristle through the not-so-great, inviting our audience to join in on the discussion. Get ready for a whirlwind of humor, critique, and a deep appreciation for superhero flicks and the craft of storytelling.
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Tony: @tonydczech
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Hate Watching The Turning
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04/17/24 • 77 min
Embark on a cinematic journey with Dan and Tony as we unravel the spectral tale of "The Turning," where confusion reigns supreme and ghostly encounters challenge the protagonist's grip on reality. As we dissect this adaptation entangled in the same web as Mike Flanagan's "The Haunting of Bly Manor," we're left scratching our heads at the plot twists and character dynamics that seem to play a game of flashlight tag with our understanding. From questionable '90s music choices to the deeper meanings behind tattoos and empty gumball machines, join us for a dissection of a film that teeters on the edge of the supernatural and the sanity of its characters.
Lean in and listen closely as we hold nothing back, critiquing the film's attempt to blur lines that perhaps shouldn't have been drawn in the first place. Our analysis is rife with the enigmatic aroma of old polaroids, the whisperings of ghostly children, and a lake with secrets as murky as its waters. As we ponder the unsettling advances of one character and the mysterious pasts of others, the haunted house backdrop serves as the perfect canvas for our spirited dialogue. And who could forget the classic "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" references as we navigate the cobwebbed corridors of haunted houses and debate the virtues of a savior in this eerie maelstrom?
Wrapping up with a bout of laughter and some sage advice from a UCB comedian on the art of universal humor, we tackle the significance behind every misplaced spider and disembodied hand. The episode closes on the chilling notes of a ghostly reenactment and a protagonist teetering on the brink of madness. So, if you're eager for a ride through the twists and turns of a thriller that aims to leave you second-guessing what's real, make sure to tune in to this episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony.
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Hate Watching Pathfinder: Swords, Snow, and Terrible Viking Fashion Choices
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03/14/25 • 92 min
Step into the shadowy world of "Pathfinder," Marcus Nispel's forgotten 2007 action film that stands as a fascinating study in missed opportunities. Released in the same week as Zack Snyder's "300" with a comparable budget, this Karl Urban-starring vehicle attempted similar visual flair but stumbled where "300" soared.
The premise holds genuine intrigue: a Viking child, abandoned and raised by Native Americans in 800 AD North America, must later defend his adoptive people when his bloodthirsty biological culture returns to pillage and destroy. It's a setup ripe with potential for exploring identity, belonging, and choosing one's own path—yet "Pathfinder" reduces these rich themes to a straightforward revenge tale drowning in murky cinematography.
Throughout our discussion, we unpack the film's fundamental flaws: characters without names or development, confusing action sequences where you can barely distinguish one Viking from another, and logical inconsistencies that break immersion. The Viking villains pursue destruction for destruction's sake, forgoing more historically accurate and compelling motivations like resource acquisition or taking slaves. Even the special edition's reportedly excised sex scene becomes a curious footnote in a film already struggling with basic storytelling coherence.
What makes "Pathfinder" particularly fascinating is comparing it to Nispel's later work on "Conan the Barbarian," revealing a director who seemed to learn some lessons while repeating others. For fans of Karl Urban, we recommend skipping this misfire and heading straight to "Dredd" for a masterclass in how to use the actor's talents effectively. Whether you're a student of film looking to understand what makes a movie work (by examining one that doesn't) or simply curious about this forgotten chapter in action cinema history, our deep dive into "Pathfinder" offers both entertainment and insight into how even promising concepts can lose their way in execution.
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Hate Watching No Holds Barred: Bad Guys, Body Slams, and Bathroom Humor
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04/09/25 • 89 min
Dan is out sick so we go back into the vaults to release one of our favorite episodes! Enjoy!
Professional wrestling blurs the lines between reality and entertainment, but 1989's "No Holds Barred" obliterates them completely. We journey into the bizarre world of Hulk Hogan's first starring film role and discover a movie that doesn't just feature wrestling—it creates an entire universe where wrestling is the world.
The premise seems straightforward: Hulk plays Rip, a wrestling superstar pursued by unscrupulous network executive Brill (Kurt Fuller) who creates his own violent wrestling program featuring the monstrous Zeus (Tiny Lister) after Rip rejects his blank check offer. But what unfolds is a baffling cinematic experience where normal societal rules don't apply, character motivations make no sense, and the primary trait identifying villains is their mistreatment of women.
We analyze the strange production choices throughout—from awkward ADR and slow fight choreography to confusing scene transitions and inexplicable character decisions. Yet amidst the chaos, certain moments achieve an accidental brilliance, like the infamous bathroom scene featuring a chained dog that provides one of the film's few genuine laughs. The movie culminates with Hulk essentially murdering two people on live television to audience applause, cementing our view that Rip might actually be the villain of his own story.
What makes "No Holds Barred" particularly fascinating is its behind-the-scenes story. Vince McMahon and Hulk Hogan themselves reportedly rewrote the entire script over a brief period, explaining why Brill seems modeled after McMahon's own public persona. The result is a film that serves as both a bizarre cultural artifact and a cautionary tale about wrestling's difficult transition to conventional narrative filmmaking.
Whether you're a wrestling fan curious about this strange chapter in Hulkamania history or a bad movie enthusiast looking for your next bewildering watch, join us as we bodyslam this cinematic oddity and somehow find genuine entertainment in its spectacular failure.
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Hate Watching The Green Hornet
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04/02/24 • 82 min
Get set for a rollercoaster of laughs and head-scratching moments as we pull apart the 2011 movie "Green Hornet." It's Dan and Tony here, ready to serve up a steaming helping of movie critique with a side of snark. We'll navigate through Seth Rogen's unexpected superhero antics and the film's peculiar choices, overlaying our insights with the stark realities of celebrity net worth versus our own. We're not just watching the movie; we're peeling back the layers of its narrative choices and examining the odd dynamic between the wealthy playboy, Britt Reid, and his sidekick, Kato.
Fasten your seatbelts because we're tearing through the bewildering superpowers, comedic mishaps, and everything in between. We scrutinize character relationships, the film's attempt at humor that misses the mark, and question the development of said characters. But that's not all! We draw comparisons to classic films and even share a laugh about the potential aspirations of a "paycheck movie." And, of course, what's a heroic tale without examining the villainous Christoph Waltz and the tone he sets right from his opening scene?
To top it off, we're not just sticking to "Green Hornet." Our cinematic conversation stretches across the spectrum of screen treasures, from comforting flicks to the hottest series that have us buzzing. We even look ahead, speculating on future classics and giving you a taste of what's in store with "Venom: The Last Dance." Trust us, whether you're here for the film dissections or just cruising for a good time, you'll find plenty to enjoy in this action-packed episode. So, come along for the ride—it's time to get real about movies, the good, the bad, and the hilariously awful.
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Dan: @shakybacon
Tony: @tonydczech
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Hate Watching Head of State
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11/15/24 • 80 min
Ever wondered what might happen if an alderman accidentally finds himself in the race for the presidency? On this episode of "Hate Watching with Dan and Tony," we tackle that very scenario as Chris Rock hilariously navigates the political landscape in "Head of State." We kick things off with a bold statement: Bernie Mac steals the show, and we're not even mad about it. Our colorful commentary comes packed with laughs, as we dissect the film’s premise, debating its resemblance to Eddie Murphy's "Distinguished Gentleman" and celebrating the comedic genius of Mac despite his limited screen time.
We're not just here to praise Bernie Mac, though. The film's clunky moments and awkward casting choices, like Robin Givens as Rock's ex-girlfriend, give us plenty to chew on. We poke fun at the movie's love subplot and those bizarre rap interludes that try to bridge the narrative gaps but fall short. There's a playful back-and-forth comparing Chris Rock's comedic chops to Eddie Murphy's, and musings on how “Head of State” attempts to blend satire with slapstick, sometimes missing the mark. Yet, we can't deny the film's entertaining value, especially with memorable scenes like the electric slide and a demo CD joke that still tickles our funny bone.
And just when you think we’re done, we throw a curveball with broader themes of politics and humor. Think about a presidential candidate hopping on a bus without a care in the world. We share our own tales of glancing at Target Tuesdays and the nostalgic dynamics of familial loyalty. As we wrap things up, there's chatter about the show "Detroiters" and a teaser for M. Night Shyamalan's upcoming flick, "Trap." Join us for this rollicking ride through political comedy, where nothing is off the table, and everything is ripe for a laugh.
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Hate Watching Spaceman: Houston, We Have a Metaphor!
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04/23/25 • 86 min
An astronaut floating alone six months into a year-long mission. A mysterious alien spider that appears out of nowhere. A marriage crumbling across the vast emptiness of space. Netflix's "Spaceman" promised profound cosmic revelations but delivered a beautiful yet frustratingly hollow meditation on human connection.
Adam Sandler stars as Jakob, a Czech astronaut studying a mysterious cloud near Jupiter while his pregnant wife Lenka (Carey Mulligan) contemplates leaving him back on Earth. When a giant talking spider named Hanuš (voiced by Paul Dano) materializes on his spacecraft, Jakob embarks on a psychological journey through memories and regrets rather than the stars. The film tantalizes with visual splendor – the zero-gravity sequences alone showcase remarkable technical achievement – but ultimately fails to answer its own existential questions.
What makes "Spaceman" so frustrating is how close it comes to profundity. Adapted from Jaroslav Kalfař's novel "Spaceman of Bohemia," the film strips away crucial context that would have heightened the stakes. In the book, Jakob's mission is explicitly suicidal, a redemptive sacrifice to restore his family's honor after his father's disgrace as a government informant. Without this framework, Jakob's journey feels aimless, his relationship problems trivial compared to the cosmic scale of his surroundings.
The film's greatest strength lies in its willingness to embrace ambiguity – is the spider real or a manifestation of Jakob's lonely mind? Does the mysterious cloud contain universal wisdom or merely reflect our own projections? Yet this same ambiguity becomes its downfall when extended to character motivations and narrative purpose. By the time Jakob reaches his emotional epiphany, we've spent too little time understanding who he was before to appreciate who he's become.
Have you ever felt disconnected from someone you love despite being physically close? How would that feeling magnify across millions of miles of empty space? Watch "Spaceman" for its visual poetry and committed performances, but prepare for an emotional journey that, like its protagonist, never quite reaches its destination.
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Hate Watching A Good Day to Die Hard
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05/15/24 • 86 min
Ever find yourself shouting at the screen during an action flick because the characters' decisions defy all logic? Buckle up, as we, your audacious hosts Dan and Tony, peel back the layers of cinematic chaos in "A Good Day to Die Hard." We're not just here to poke fun at the excessive shaky cam or the monochromatic misery that plagues this film; we're dissecting the very core of what makes—or in this case, breaks—a Die Hard experience.
Strap in for an odyssey through Hollywood's questionable choices, as we traverse the evolution of John McClane from his literary origins to the big screen icon we've come to love (and sometimes sigh at). A carrot-wielding dancer turned violent thug? A courtroom hitman witness? We're unpacking these bizarre moments with the same gusto we reserve for a fresh bowl of popcorn. And don't worry, we're not letting the industry off the hook for the 2012-2015 blockbuster blues—we're calling out every facepalm-worthy moment along the way.
As the curtain falls on this action-packed critique, we shift gears and reflect on the lighter side of entertainment. From the anticipated curiosity of Jerry Seinfeld's "Pop-Tarts" project to the undying charm of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," we cover the landscape of comedy with the same fervor we reserve for taking down Hollywood's biggest blunders. Join us for an episode that promises as many laughs as it does facepalms—this is "Hey, Watch It with Dan and Tony," where no film is safe from our relentless review.
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Hate Watching Oblivion: Tom Cruise, Sci-Fi Tropes, and CGI Marvels
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02/19/25 • 99 min
Remember those childhood days of panning for gold at Knott's Berry Farm? We do, and it sets the stage for our throwback review of the 2013 sci-fi flick "Oblivion," featuring Tom Cruise. Does Cruise's undeniable charisma salvage a film riddled with clichés and predictability? We banter back and forth, questioning the originality—or lack thereof—of the movie as it borrows liberally from other sci-fi tales without adding fresh twists. Plus, our new segment "Themes" wonders aloud if the film genuinely probes meaningful concepts or merely plays in the kiddie pool of profundity.
Tom Cruise's dedication to his craft shines through even in a script that's less than stellar. His commitment is a beacon, transforming what could've been a forgettable movie into something bearable, albeit not groundbreaking. We tackle the evolution of CGI, comparing past and modern techniques, and marvel at the film's visual grandeur, wishing its script had the same level of detail. The film's amazing visuals juxtapose with a narrative tapestry of familiar tropes, leaving us to ponder how it could have been elevated with a more nuanced story.
Our conversation meanders through the movie's narrative quirks and character dynamics, peppered with humor as we tackle the absurdity of clones, drones, and dystopian themes. From the peculiar storyline of superfluous gum-in-machine tropes to the absurdity of drones programmed to destroy library books, we engage in a light-hearted exploration of Hollywood's storytelling choices. Wrapping up, we nostalgically compare past cinematic experiences with today's content, laughing through plot inconsistencies and dreaming of what could have been. Join us for this blend of analysis, banter, and a touch of nostalgia.
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How many episodes does Hate Watching with Dan and Tony have?
Hate Watching with Dan and Tony currently has 242 episodes available.
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The podcast is about Comedy, Podcasts, Tv & Film and Film Reviews.
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The episode title 'Talkin' bout Movies - Summer Hate Madness Recap' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Hate Watching with Dan and Tony?
The average episode length on Hate Watching with Dan and Tony is 83 minutes.
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Episodes of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony are typically released every 7 days.
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The first episode of Hate Watching with Dan and Tony was released on Jul 22, 2020.
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