Hashtag Embarrassed

Welcome to Hashtag Embarrassed, Episode 24 - #HighStories, Part 1!  

Hashtag Embarrassed is an indica-dominant hybrid strain. Unsurprisingly, this strain has a distinct, fart-forward aroma, with a skunky taste on the exhale.  

The euphoric, uplifting, pain-relieving, and relaxation effects of this strain include:  

Creeping on servers at a chain restaurant in Small Indiana Town  
Cooking with mushrooms  
Imagine if weed was a person?  
You get a piece of nipple, and YOU get a piece of nipple, and YOU get a piece of nipple, and  

Before you go, don’t forget to check out Rebecca’s upcoming country single, “Stop Your Heart And Burn Your Boobs, And Be The Best Friend That I Need You To Be, I Will Put Myself In A Coma.”

Welcome to Hashtag Embarrassed, Episode 20 - #GotchaStories, Part 2! No rose without a thorn, but many a thorn without a rose- is this podcast a rose? Because it doesn’t… smell like one.  

Seat backs and tray tables must be placed in their upright and locked positions. Please ensure all of the following items are stowed under your seat or in the overhead bins:

• Babies with scissors
• Don’t start touchin’ your coo-coo till the door is double-checked
• Example vibrator noises
• Example touchin’ your coo-coo noises
• Ring lights for your thing site
• Here’s my cooter, here’s my pooter, I don’t care
• Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no… toilet paper… in here
• Shauna can’t handle the vibes, Cheyenne is dead inside, but Mary is a golden moment

Welcome to Hashtag Embarrassed, Episode 14 - Cory [’s Not] In The House. I mean, Episode 14 - #CrushStories! Sorry Cory, it was a good run, but we're all about Dane now.  

Have you ever fallen in front of a crush? Farted in front of them? Both at the same time? Tried making obviously fake coughing noises to cover it up? Moved away from Florida so they would forget about it, then realize they didn’t actually forget about it, because who would forget something like that? Then your life experience is eerily similar to our hosts’, and you should probably be a guest on a future episode.  

Episode 13 - #ConcertStories and #CelebrityStories! Oh… oh no. This is going to be bad. I’m just going to assume Edward Norton and Joshua Jackson will be filing restraining orders shortly.  

This is going to be a long one. Apologies to:  

• Rebecca’s mom (again, again)  
• Joe Rogan (I’m sure you have some great titties, sir)  
• Qdoba  
• Dolly Parton (again, somehow)  
• Mark Ruffalo AND Edward Norton AND the Hulk (just in case)  

DISCLAIMER: all previous stories are radioactive

Welcome to Hashtag Embarrassed, an award-adjacent, celebrity-acknowledged podcast! Look out, JoJo Siwa, whoever or whatever that is?    

Tonight, on Episode 16: SiblingStories! Part 2:  

• Elizabeth learns to pronounce the name of one of her best friends
• Rebecca wants to get a tattoo of Elizabeth’s last name
• Elizabeth’s mom is given a nickname (despite her being a disgusting chess-playing intellectual)
• Rebecca doesn’t shit in her pants (barely)
• Rebecca and Elizabeth pause the podcast while they cry about their dogs that died last year (yes this is still a comedy podcast)
• Elizabeth shares a hot tip for avoiding embarrassment while stalking someone on social media, but fails to realize that this is a public podcast that anyone can listen to

Disclaimer: I know on one of the older episodes we told Rebecca’s mom not to listen, but maybe Rebecca’s mom (and maybe her cousins) can also not listen to this one, as a personal favor.