Aliens Break Mitch McConnell and Naked SF Woman's Brains | 7.27.23

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07/27/23 • 64 min

On episode 1260 of Hard Factor...Mitch McConnell has a scary episode, people testify to Congress that aliens exist on earth, a woman loses her mind on the Bay Bridge and much much more ... Timestamps:

(00:00:00) - Intro
(00:01:58) - TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor

☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕

(00:02:22) - Nose pimples
(00:03:07) - Joke of the day (It was too funny for Pat)
(00:04:47) - Hulk Hogan announces he's engaged to yoga instructor Sky Daily at her best friend's own wedding
(00:10:07) - Texas inmates ‘being cooked alive’ in heatwave with no air conditioning, but the state seldom acknowledges heat as a cause of death
(00:14:04) - Naked woman opens fire at passing cars on San Francisco bridge causing MASSIVE traffic jam

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(00:22:49) - Mitch McConnell says he’s ‘fine’ after freezing during Senate press conference, being escorted away
(00:29:42) - Singer divorces 'devilishly handsome' ghost of a Victorian soldier after less than a year
(00:38:47) - UFO hearing key takeaways: Whistleblower’s remarks, cover-up claims, and Pentagon denials
(00:51:39) - Federal judge declines to approve Hunter Biden plea deal for now
(00:52:47) - Couple suing Airbnb owner for $75,000 after hidden camera in bathroom filmed them having sex
(01:02:30) - MACE!
(01:02:54) - The wheel

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(00:00:00) - Intro
(00:01:58) - TRIVIA NIGHT August 4th 8 PM (EST)! Join us: patreon.com/hardfactor

☕ Cup of Coffee in the Big Time ☕

(00:02:22) - Nose pimples
(00:03:07) - Joke of the day (It was too funny for Pat)
(00:04:47) - Hulk Hogan announces he's engaged to yoga instructor Sky Daily at her best friend's own wedding
(00:10:07) - Texas inmates ‘being cooked alive’ in heatwave with no air conditioning, but the state seldom acknowledges heat as a cause of death
(00:14:04) - Naked woman opens fire at passing cars on San Francisco bridge causing MASSIVE traffic jam

🥛Cream of the Crop🥛

(00:22:49) - Mitch McConnell says he’s ‘fine’ after freezing during Senate press conference, being escorted away
(00:29:42) - Singer divorces 'devilishly handsome' ghost of a Victorian soldier after less than a year
(00:38:47) - UFO hearing key takeaways: Whistleblower’s remarks, cover-up claims, and Pentagon denials
(00:51:39) - Federal judge declines to approve Hunter Biden plea deal for now
(00:52:47) - Couple suing Airbnb owner for $75,000 after hidden camera in bathroom filmed them having sex
(01:02:30) - MACE!
(01:02:54) - The wheel

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