S1: Episode #7 - Sexy Hotdogs

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06/17/22 • 44 min

Welcome to Episode #7 - of Happy Distraction (Sorry Kirsty chose the title) The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about whether a hotdog is a sandwich or a taco and share your hilarious and insightful responses in our Controversial Corner segment. We talk dirty in Hashtag Crashtag and play one hell of a tricky game in Kirsty Vs. Dylan. Of course, there's much more than that, so what are you waiting for? Jump in!
In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:25)
Controversial Corner: (03:34)
Hashtag Crashtag: (14:21)
Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (17:58)
Uninformed: (34:25)
Happy News: (39:55)
Goodbyes: (43:15)
Top quotes from the show:
"This is now a podcast about relationship advice and sex stories" - Dylan.
"Suck on my chocolate salty balls". - Kirsty.
"Why have you wrote nacho in the document you fool?" - Kirsty.
Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time its #MySexLifeInMovieTitles. The hashtag that describes your sex life in a word or a sentence. Absolute unmissable hilarity.
Kirsty Vs. Dylan:
And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a game called "Shot in the Dark" The ridiculously hard game, where your answers are literally just a shot in the dark. Are you curious to know which is the only country with a dead president? Or do you want to know the maximum amount of families one person can donate sperm too? We got you covered, listen to find out!
Uninformed:
Uninformed is where we have to guess what a Movie, TV Show, book etc. is about based on the title and the front cover. We watch/read it, and then report back in the next episode to see if we got it right! So were we right? Did Kirsty guess what The Bubble was about? Did Dylan guess correctly about what Making Fun is about? Tune in to find out.
Controversial Corner:
In this segment, we pose a question each week to YOU the audience. We reveal the answers to our second question 'Is a Hotdog a Sandwich or a Taco?' and we pose our second question, 'Is the person in the middle seat entitled to both armrests?' If you want to get involved, share your answer with us on our social media channels (they are all @distracthappy) or send us a message using the contact form on our website at https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/contact
So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!

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S1: Episode #6 - The Girl with the Spyro Tattoo

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Welcome to Episode #6 of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about a local fish and chip shop that has risen to fame after a viral TikTok song and a plethora of proceeding videos. We discuss the time when the Weight Watchers (WW) phone lines got hacked and a less than pleasant message was uploaded as a welcome message (listen to find out what that was). We also discuss a story about a lady who found $36,000 inside of a chair she purchased and returned the amount in full... whaaaat? And of course, much much more!
In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:25)
Uninformed: (02:09)
Hashtag Crashtag: (18:38)
Cringe of the week (27:37)
Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (36:40)
Say Whaaaaaat? (51:22)
Controversial Corner: (56:40)
Happy News: (01:09:43)
Goodbyes: (01:11:32)
Top quotes from the show:
"Me dad used to be a black belt in ninjaring or something" - Dylan.
"Ooh yeah, he's also part of the Hells Angels isn't he?". - Kirsty.
"If you're listening Moneybags... FUCK OFF" - Dylan.
Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #LessAmbitiousMovies. This simple yet effective hashtag can change a movie with the simplest of title changes, you don't want to miss this.
Kirsty Vs. Dylan:
And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a game called "Ugh, I should have known that." The "easy" general knowledge game of answers you should know. In this game you can lose points for incorrect answers, will Dylan ever catch up?
Uninformed:
Uninformed is the brand new segment where we have to guess what a Movie, TV Show, book etc. is about based on the title and the front cover. We watch/read it, and then report back in the next episode to see if we got it right! So were we right? Did Kirsty guess what The girl in the house across the street from the girl in the window was? Did Dylan guess correctly about what Windfall is about? Tune in to find out. Oooh and we also choose two brand new ones for next week, you can only imagine the utter codswallop.
Controversial Corner:
In another new segment, we pose a question each week to YOU the audience. We reveal the answers to our first question 'Is the customer always right?' and we pose our second question, we're asking 'Is a Hotdog a Sandwich or a Taco?' If you want to get involved, share your answer with us on our social media channels (they are all @distracthappy) or send us a message using the contact form on our website at https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/contact
So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!

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S1: Episode #8 - Absence makes the heart grow fonder

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Welcome to Episode #8 - Absence makes the heart grow fonder. We're so sorry it's been so long, life happened, and we just couldn't find the time or the right moment to come back until now. But you should expect to see us more often now.
So what is Happy Distraction? Well, it's the feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction, filled to the brim with trivia, games, stories and more. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about whether the person in the middle seat is entitled to both armrests and read some insightful responses in our Controversial Corner segment. We talk #UnlikelySequels in Hashtag Crashtag (this is one not to miss), and of course, the return of Kirsty Vs. Dylan, where we take on a gruelling Trivia challenge across four rounds, featuring questions on sport, music, film and general knowledge.
In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:25)
Dad Joke: (08:55)
Hashtag Crashtag: (10:06)
Controversial Corner: (19:33)
Cringe of the week: (23:34)
Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (27:05)
Happy News: (43:11)
Goodbyes: (46:04)
Top quotes from the show:
"Ah, you're full of honky shit, man" - Dylan.
"The fucking black look you just gave me there pet" - Kirsty.
"Why did you just lick your hand?" - Dylan.
"I'm now a cat" - Kirsty.
Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #UnlikelySequels. The hashtag that describes your pitches the idea of some unlikely movie sequels. Absolute unmissable hilarity.
Kirsty Vs. Dylan:
And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a good old pub quiz featuring questions from various categories. Twenty-four questions are all that stand between bragging rights; who will win? Listen to find out!
We fucked up: Quick note on this, we told you the wrong scores. Sorry! Kirsty had 60 points, and Dylan actually had 52 points prior to this week's Kirsty Vs. Dylan. We knew we'd get something wrong when we came back. Please forgive us, and we'll get it right next time :)
Controversial Corner:
In this segment, we pose questions to YOU, the audience. We reveal the answers to our third question, 'Is the person in the middle seat entitled to both armrests?'.
So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!