S1: Episode #6 - The Girl with the Spyro Tattoo

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06/06/22 • 73 min

Welcome to Episode #6 of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about a local fish and chip shop that has risen to fame after a viral TikTok song and a plethora of proceeding videos. We discuss the time when the Weight Watchers (WW) phone lines got hacked and a less than pleasant message was uploaded as a welcome message (listen to find out what that was). We also discuss a story about a lady who found $36,000 inside of a chair she purchased and returned the amount in full... whaaaat? And of course, much much more!
In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:25)
Uninformed: (02:09)
Hashtag Crashtag: (18:38)
Cringe of the week (27:37)
Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (36:40)
Say Whaaaaaat? (51:22)
Controversial Corner: (56:40)
Happy News: (01:09:43)
Goodbyes: (01:11:32)
Top quotes from the show:
"Me dad used to be a black belt in ninjaring or something" - Dylan.
"Ooh yeah, he's also part of the Hells Angels isn't he?". - Kirsty.
"If you're listening Moneybags... FUCK OFF" - Dylan.
Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #LessAmbitiousMovies. This simple yet effective hashtag can change a movie with the simplest of title changes, you don't want to miss this.
Kirsty Vs. Dylan:
And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a game called "Ugh, I should have known that." The "easy" general knowledge game of answers you should know. In this game you can lose points for incorrect answers, will Dylan ever catch up?
Uninformed:
Uninformed is the brand new segment where we have to guess what a Movie, TV Show, book etc. is about based on the title and the front cover. We watch/read it, and then report back in the next episode to see if we got it right! So were we right? Did Kirsty guess what The girl in the house across the street from the girl in the window was? Did Dylan guess correctly about what Windfall is about? Tune in to find out. Oooh and we also choose two brand new ones for next week, you can only imagine the utter codswallop.
Controversial Corner:
In another new segment, we pose a question each week to YOU the audience. We reveal the answers to our first question 'Is the customer always right?' and we pose our second question, we're asking 'Is a Hotdog a Sandwich or a Taco?' If you want to get involved, share your answer with us on our social media channels (they are all @distracthappy) or send us a message using the contact form on our website at https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/contact
So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!

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Brucey Bonus Episode: The Great British Jubilee Edition

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Disclaimer: If you are a royalist, this episode is probably not for you, as we do make some jokes about the Queen and the Royal Family, which may offend. Also, we may be beheaded or at the very least arrested for treason, so it was nice knowing you all.
Welcome to the 3rd Brucey bonus edition of Happy Distraction. In this episode, we celebrate being British, and the random stuff we do that is probably really questionable to those who don't live in this Country. This episode features hilarious jokes, gaffes, quizzes and everything in between. It's very possible we may die or at the very least get arrested for treason xD
In the Show today:
Disclaimer (00:01)Introduction: (00:51)
Hashtag Crashtag: (03:56)
Random Royal Facts (20:11)
The Great British Quiz: (37:40)
Funny British Words/Sayings: (55:23)
Happy News: (1:13:59)
Goodbyes: (1:18:04)
Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's a bumper bonus edition with two, yes TWO hashtags. The hashtags today are #VeryBritishProblems and #BeingBritish, don't miss out on 15 minutes of pure Britishness in all of its hilarity.
Random Royal Facts?
Did you know that the Queen collects pepper grinders? Did you know that the Queen has someone play the bagpipes for her every morning to wake her up? Find out about these and many more weird and wonderful facts about the Queen and the Royal Family in this segment.
The Great British Quiz
How much do you know about British culture, and other trivia tidbits? Why not play along and find out in this 28 question quiz about all things Britain and British.
Funny British Words/Sayings
Do you know what it means to be 'buzzing' or what we mean by 'a bit of hows your father?' find out the answer to these burning questions and more in this part of the show!
Aaaand, that's just the beginning, so take a seat, get comfy and get distracted

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S1: Episode #7 - Sexy Hotdogs

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Welcome to Episode #7 - of Happy Distraction (Sorry Kirsty chose the title) The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about whether a hotdog is a sandwich or a taco and share your hilarious and insightful responses in our Controversial Corner segment. We talk dirty in Hashtag Crashtag and play one hell of a tricky game in Kirsty Vs. Dylan. Of course, there's much more than that, so what are you waiting for? Jump in!
In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:25)
Controversial Corner: (03:34)
Hashtag Crashtag: (14:21)
Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (17:58)
Uninformed: (34:25)
Happy News: (39:55)
Goodbyes: (43:15)
Top quotes from the show:
"This is now a podcast about relationship advice and sex stories" - Dylan.
"Suck on my chocolate salty balls". - Kirsty.
"Why have you wrote nacho in the document you fool?" - Kirsty.
Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time its #MySexLifeInMovieTitles. The hashtag that describes your sex life in a word or a sentence. Absolute unmissable hilarity.
Kirsty Vs. Dylan:
And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a game called "Shot in the Dark" The ridiculously hard game, where your answers are literally just a shot in the dark. Are you curious to know which is the only country with a dead president? Or do you want to know the maximum amount of families one person can donate sperm too? We got you covered, listen to find out!
Uninformed:
Uninformed is where we have to guess what a Movie, TV Show, book etc. is about based on the title and the front cover. We watch/read it, and then report back in the next episode to see if we got it right! So were we right? Did Kirsty guess what The Bubble was about? Did Dylan guess correctly about what Making Fun is about? Tune in to find out.
Controversial Corner:
In this segment, we pose a question each week to YOU the audience. We reveal the answers to our second question 'Is a Hotdog a Sandwich or a Taco?' and we pose our second question, 'Is the person in the middle seat entitled to both armrests?' If you want to get involved, share your answer with us on our social media channels (they are all @distracthappy) or send us a message using the contact form on our website at https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/contact
So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!