S1: Episode #5 - Milk me!
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05/27/22 • 55 min
Welcome to Episode #5 of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about a baby born at a Metallica concert with 8.2 million people in attendance. Dylan shares a cringey story about a time when a person wanted her work colleagues to 'milk her' instead of simply asking to borrow some milk. We also discuss a man who changed his name to something hilarious and full of profanity, just get his own back on a bank that charged him a ridiculous amount of money for going into a small overdraft, and much more!
In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:25)
Cringe of the week: (02:01)
Hashtag Crashtag: (07:31)
Say Whaaaaaat? (11:31)
Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (19:11)
Uninformed: (40:43)
Controversial Corner: (49:00)
Happy News: (50:40)
Goodbyes: (54:10)
Top quotes from the show:
"And Mr Bastards has asked them to pay the 69p balance back by cheque" - Dylan.
"Meeeeooooooowwwwww". - Kirsty.
"It's about someone who gets pissed when it rains, but only when it rains" - Kirsty.
Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time its #MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo. This one was chosen by Kirsty (again), and it's massively cringe and a little bit disgusting, not gonna lie.
Kirsty Vs. Dylan:
And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a game called 'Can I have a P please, Bob'. The game where we have three letters to use to pick a relevant answer for a given category, in 10 seconds or less. This one is hilarious, don't miss it!
Uninformed:
Uninformed is the brand new segment where we have to guess what a Movie, TV Show, book etc. is about based on the title and the front cover. We watch/read it, and then report back in the next episode to see if we got it right! This week Kirsty has to tell us what the Netflix TV Show 'The woman in the house across the street from the girl in the window' is about, and Dylan tells us what he thinks the Netflix Movie 'Windfall' is about. Of course, absolute ridiculousness ensues, so listen to this segment if you want a laugh.
Controversial Corner:
In another new segment, we pose a question each week to YOU the audience. In the first of the series, we're asking 'Is the customer always right?' If you want to get involved, share your answer with us on our social media channels (they are all @distracthappy) or send us a message using the contact form on our website at https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/contact
So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!
Connect with us on our socials:
Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk
Blog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blog
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappy
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappy
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/
Welcome to Episode #5 of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about a baby born at a Metallica concert with 8.2 million people in attendance. Dylan shares a cringey story about a time when a person wanted her work colleagues to 'milk her' instead of simply asking to borrow some milk. We also discuss a man who changed his name to something hilarious and full of profanity, just get his own back on a bank that charged him a ridiculous amount of money for going into a small overdraft, and much more!
In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:25)
Cringe of the week: (02:01)
Hashtag Crashtag: (07:31)
Say Whaaaaaat? (11:31)
Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (19:11)
Uninformed: (40:43)
Controversial Corner: (49:00)
Happy News: (50:40)
Goodbyes: (54:10)
Top quotes from the show:
"And Mr Bastards has asked them to pay the 69p balance back by cheque" - Dylan.
"Meeeeooooooowwwwww". - Kirsty.
"It's about someone who gets pissed when it rains, but only when it rains" - Kirsty.
Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time its #MyBoyfriendNotAllowedTo. This one was chosen by Kirsty (again), and it's massively cringe and a little bit disgusting, not gonna lie.
Kirsty Vs. Dylan:
And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a game called 'Can I have a P please, Bob'. The game where we have three letters to use to pick a relevant answer for a given category, in 10 seconds or less. This one is hilarious, don't miss it!
Uninformed:
Uninformed is the brand new segment where we have to guess what a Movie, TV Show, book etc. is about based on the title and the front cover. We watch/read it, and then report back in the next episode to see if we got it right! This week Kirsty has to tell us what the Netflix TV Show 'The woman in the house across the street from the girl in the window' is about, and Dylan tells us what he thinks the Netflix Movie 'Windfall' is about. Of course, absolute ridiculousness ensues, so listen to this segment if you want a laugh.
Controversial Corner:
In another new segment, we pose a question each week to YOU the audience. In the first of the series, we're asking 'Is the customer always right?' If you want to get involved, share your answer with us on our social media channels (they are all @distracthappy) or send us a message using the contact form on our website at https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/contact
So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!
Connect with us on our socials:
Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk
Blog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blog
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappy
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappy
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/
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S1: Episode #4 - Weird humans
Episode Disclaimer: During Kirsty Vs. Dylan (14:08) some current affairs/themes are mentioned.
Welcome to Episode #4 of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about a fully-fledged application form you need to fill in, just to go on a date. Dylan shares a personal cringey story about a time when he thought he was some sort of tech guru and could fix everyone's issues and much more...
In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:25)
Cringe of the week: (02:58)
Hashtag Crashtag: (10:13)
Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (14:08)
Happy News: (34:33)
Goodbyes: (37:00)
Top quotes from the show:
"Welcome to Happy distraction the guilt-free, the guilt-free... fuck, Kirsty what's the tagline"? - Dylan.
"I don't know I just get told to turn up". - Kirsty.
"Elizabeth matched on a dating wap... a dating wap *laughs*" - Kirsty.
Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo. This one was chosen by Kirsty, and it's massively cringe and a little bit disgusting, not gonna lie.
Kirsty Vs. Dylan:
And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it in a game called 'Weird things humans search for'. Have you ever been curious about some of the weirdest and most bizarre internet searches? Look no further, we have them all for you. P.S. This game has something against the French, sorry about that :D
So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!
Connect with us on our socials:
Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk
Blog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blog
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappy
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappy
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/
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Brucey Bonus Episode: Pride Edition
Welcome to another Brucey bonus edition of Happy Distraction. In this episode, we celebrate everything pride related in honour of the start of Pride Month, which of course continues throughout June. This one gets a little deep in places, but that's okay because Pride is such an important subject, but you'll find our own unique little distractions and personalities shining through as always.
In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:25)
Hashtag Crashtag: (06:36)
Say Whaaaaaat? (35:10)
In the Spotlight: (44:20)
LGBTQIA+ Quiz (54:06)
Happy News: (1:14:03) - Please be aware there is a slight issue with audio levels in this segment, sorry we're still getting used to the new equipment :(
Goodbyes: (1:17:00)
Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time (to keep it relevant) it's #LGBTProblems. Have you experienced any of these yourself?
Say Whaaaaaat?
In Say Whaaaaaat we discuss some hilarious coming out stories, as well as share some LGBTQIA+ facts that you may not have learned in school. Oooh, interesting!
In the Spotlight:
In this brand new segment, we discuss something that has grabbed our attention or something we'd like to recommend or share with you. Kirsty Discusses RuPaul's Drag Race and Orange Is the New Black, and Dylan discusses the Heartstopper series by Alice Oseman.
LGBTQIA+ Quiz
How much do you know about LGBTQIA+ history and other trivia tidbits? Why not play along and find out in this 30 question multiple-choice quiz about all things LGBTQIA+
Aaaand, that's just the beginning, so take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!
Connect with us on our socials:
Website: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk
Blog: https://www.happydistraction.co.uk/blog
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/distracthappy
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/distracthappy
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/distracthappy/
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