S1: Episode #3 - A beautiful symphony

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05/13/22 • 40 min

Welcome to Episode #3 a very musical edition of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about a local council that removes all daffodils from a play park to stop them from being eaten. We talk about shady companies and their recruiting practices. And for the first time ever... DAD JOKES! (Sorry in advance). There's also talk of giant crisps and an autonomous car that goes rogue and speeds away from the police.
In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:25)
Hashtag Crashtag: (03:06)
Cringe of the week: (08:52)
Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (20:44)
Say Whaaaaaat? (30:00)
Happy News: (33:53)
Goodbyes: (38:50)
Top quotes from the show:
"When she's singing 'and I'm begging you for mercy' it's clearly birdseed" - Dylan.
"Err we spoke at the same time bitch" - Kirsty
"I said, WE SPOKE AT THE SAME TIME *long pause* BITCH" - Kirsty.
Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #MisheardSongLyrics. Do you kick your cat all over the place? Or spend most of your time chasing penguins? Have no idea what we're talking about? Tune in to find out!
Kirsty Vs. Dylan:
And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it out in a musical humming game, featuring many popular songs and theme tunes. Can we guess what on earth the other person is humming?
Say Whaaaaaat?
Also, Don't miss us sharing cringey stories and other tidbits that will make you say, whaaaat? And get ready for some happy news that'll put a spring in your step, all available in one neatly wrapped episode of fun.
So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!

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Brucey Bonus Episode: Getting to know us...

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Welcome to a Brucey bonus episode of Happy Distraction (sorry, Kirsty came up with the Brucey Bonus thing). Happy Distraction is the feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's 69 minute show (hey, hey), your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, revisit moments from their childhood and share the stupid shit they used to get up to. They also tackle a huge (potentially relationship breaking) Mr & Mrs style relationship quiz; how much will they know about each other? They share some pet peeves and get passionate about people saying 'pacifically' instead of 'specifically'. This is not one to miss if you want to get to know Dylan and Kirsty on more of a personal level.
In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:44)
Stupid shit we did when we were kids: (01:52)
Mr & Mrs Relationship quiz: (10:07)
Pet Peeves: (58:33)
Goodbyes: (1:07:22)
So take a seat, get comfy and get to know Dylan and Kirsty on a deeper level... oooh!

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S1: Episode #4 - Weird humans

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Episode Disclaimer: During Kirsty Vs. Dylan (14:08) some current affairs/themes are mentioned.
Welcome to Episode #4 of Happy Distraction. The feel-good, guilt-free, good kind of distraction. In today's show, your hosts, Dylan and Kirsty, chat about a fully-fledged application form you need to fill in, just to go on a date. Dylan shares a personal cringey story about a time when he thought he was some sort of tech guru and could fix everyone's issues and much more...
In the Show today:
Introduction: (00:25)
Cringe of the week: (02:58)
Hashtag Crashtag: (10:13)
Kirsty Vs. Dylan: (14:08)
Happy News: (34:33)
Goodbyes: (37:00)
Top quotes from the show:
"Welcome to Happy distraction the guilt-free, the guilt-free... fuck, Kirsty what's the tagline"? - Dylan.
"I don't know I just get told to turn up". - Kirsty.
"Elizabeth matched on a dating wap... a dating wap *laughs*" - Kirsty.
Hashtag Crashtag:
In #HashtagCrashtag, we scour the internet for the funniest hashtags of all time, and this time it's #MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo. This one was chosen by Kirsty, and it's massively cringe and a little bit disgusting, not gonna lie.
Kirsty Vs. Dylan:
And... are you ready for Kirsty Vs. Dylan? The epic weekly trivia battle pitting host v host, and this week we battle it in a game called 'Weird things humans search for'. Have you ever been curious about some of the weirdest and most bizarre internet searches? Look no further, we have them all for you. P.S. This game has something against the French, sorry about that :D
So take a seat, get comfy and get distracted!