Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up

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Using Dropout's newest TTRPG - Never Stop Blowing Up - this loving parody pits a group of Hallmark Heroes against an army of international terrorists for hire! A big city girl returns to her small town after her mother passes away, bumping into her oldest friend and a handsome chestnut farmer from her past. Tensions rise as her celebrity boyfriend shows up AND THEN TERRORISTS ATTACK!? Fuelled by their love for community, each other and America - can these Hallmark Heroes save their hometown, or will this years Chestnut Festival end in disaster?!

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13 - The Fate of Hallmark (Finale)

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up

12/24/24 • 81 min

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - made quite the scene at the Chestnut Ball. Johnny abandoned Holly to dance with Hailey Barris when she promised him a film role, Trish outed Johnny as a scumbag to the entire town, and Cole confessed his love to the devastated Holly (who ran away). Can these heroes escape the trap set by Axel Stormborn, or will Hallmark AND AMERICA be lost forever to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire!?

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Our Cast:
Game Master - Ryan LaPlante
Holly Ringer - Del Borovic
Cole Mississippi - Guy Bradford
Patricia Kaek - Pam Sparrow
Johnny Evans - Josh Halbot
Our Crew:
Editor - Ryan LaPlante
Sound Editor - Laura Hamstra

Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic

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12 - The Chestnut Ball

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up

12/23/24 • 51 min

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - recovered at Grandma's house, where Johnny proposed to Holly and she accepted. Cole had a breakdown before Trish consoled him and he returned to his farm, while the rest of the team chose outfits for the ball. Can these heroes join forces to triumph at the Chestnut Ball, or will their interpersonal conflicts allow Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, to take over Hallmark (and America) forever!?

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11 - The Proposal

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up

12/20/24 • 50 min

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - destroyed a nuclear submarine, saving America's springwater supply! Johnny Evans distracted the enemy by getting captured, Holly and Trish deactivated a nuclear bomb, and Cole caused an explosion that took out the sub and the warehouse surrounding it! Can these heroes recover from their injuries quickly enough to become Chestnut King and Queen, or will Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, complete his takeover of the heart of America!?

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10 - Captain Lightning vs. Admiral Blaze

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up

12/19/24 • 51 min

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - have minutes before a nuclear submarine disappears into Lake Springwater! Johnny and Holly managed to win the Chestnut Hockey game 14-0 while Trish and Cole stole Devil Diver uniforms for the whole team! Can these heroes infiltrate the private army of Captain Jack Lightning, or will Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, irradiate America's supply of bottled water!?

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9 - Chestnut Hockey & A Nuclear Submarine

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up

12/18/24 • 48 min

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - made their way to the ice skating jamboree where they competed against rivals old and new, winning the Nut Slide, and are about to start a dangerous Chestnut Hockey game with Cole on one side and the rest of the team on the other. Can these heroes win the game AND stop a nuclear submarine, or will the Devil Divers irradiate America's supply of bottled water!?

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8 - The Nut Slide

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up

12/17/24 • 46 min

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - recovered from their injuries at Grandma Ringer's house! Trish used her nursing skills to make sure Cole survived his injuries, Holly helped though she was constantly distracted by her boyfriend, and Johnny ate all the muffin tops in the house and was given a family engagement ring by Grandma! Can they win the community nut slide and chestnut hockey game - all while defeating a nuclear sub that's threatening America's water supply? Or will Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire, and his Devil Divers complete their evil plans!?

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7 - Grandma's House

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up

12/16/24 • 50 min

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - split into pairs! Trish and Johnny burned down the Fimblewinter Ski Resort to distract the terrorists and allow the group to escape, while Holly and Cole reconnected on a ski lift before falling off of it and Cole almost dying. Having reunited in the chicken truck, can they make it back to Grandma's safely, or will they fall victim to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire and doom both Hallmark and America?!

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6 - Stargazing and Flamethrowers

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up

12/13/24 • 43 min

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - have deactivated LOLJK, killed Primrose Pierce to protect the internet (and Johnny Evan's affair), and Trish defeated Janice Fimblewinter, winning the Chestnut 32,000 ski race. Can they continue their winning streak to save the town of Hallmark and ultimately America, or will the entire nation fall victim to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire?!
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5 - The Chestnut 32,000

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up

12/12/24 • 42 min

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - have connected with an America Force deep cover agent and made their way into the server farms hidden under the Fimblewinter ski resort. Having destroyed the drone swarm, can they take out the Hacker Prime and her robot bodyguard LOLJK, or will Primrose Pierce get away and blackmail everyone in America?!

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4 - INFAMOUS

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up

12/11/24 • 47 min

Our Hallmark Heroes - the conflicted Holly Ringer, her big city boyfriend Johnny Evans, her small town friend Patricia "Trish" Kaek and her former flame Cole Mississippi - have discovered that Hallmark is ACTUALLY the heart of modern day America and the President of the United States is sending them back to save it. Can these small town heroes channel the chestnut juice in their veins and save their town and their country, or will everyone fall victim to Polaris Rome, international terrorist for hire?!

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How many episodes does Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up have?

Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up currently has 13 episodes available.

What topics does Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up cover?

The podcast is about Hallmark, Fiction, Action, Comedy Fiction, Nerd News, Improv, Comedy, Podcasts and Ttrpg.

What is the most popular episode on Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?

The episode title '13 - The Fate of Hallmark (Finale)' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?

The average episode length on Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up is 53 minutes.

How often are episodes of Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up released?

Episodes of Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up are typically released every day.

When was the first episode of Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up?

The first episode of Hallmark Never Stop Blowing Up was released on Dec 9, 2024.

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