HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
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Welcome to HAIYAA with Nigel Ng, a comedy podcast about disappointment! Join Nigel Ng, creator of internet sensation Uncle Roger, as he pokes fun at the moments in life that make us all go HAIYAA...
Questions? Comments? Stories to share? Email [email protected], or DM A voicenote to @haiyaapod on Instagram!
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27: Dessert King Reynold Poernomo
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
06/29/22 • 62 min
Nigel meets Dessert King Reynold Poernomo at his dessert bar Koi in Sydney, Australia! They chat everything Desserts and why Asian desserts are better than White peoples.
Reynold - https://www.instagram.com/reynoldpoer/
0:00 - Why Nigel wants to contract Covid 19 for the antibodies and a look around Koi - Reynolds Dessert Bar.
12:00 - Exploring Reynolds background and what it was like growing up in Australia at a predominantly white school.
19:45 - Nigel’s dating exploits and should they both get a Finsta (fake instagram account)
32:46 - Hiring more staff for Koi and why Nigel thinks Reynold should only hire Asians
42:51 - Trying some Dessert!
55:08 - Trying more Desserts!!
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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HAIYAA with Nigel Ng - Trailer
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
12/08/21 • 1 min
Welcome to HAIYAA with Nigel Ng, a comedy podcast about disappointment! Join Nigel Ng, creator of internet sensation Uncle Roger, as he pokes fun at the moments in life that make us all go HAIYAA…
Leave a voicemail and tell me how you've disappointed people: +44 20 3920 8290
Or send an email: [email protected]
New episodes every Wednesday!
33: Nigel Is Getting A Hair Transplant?!
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
08/31/22 • 48 min
Nigel discusses his current plans for a hair transplant and berates Producer Matt for going to yet another music festival! Matt also played matchmaker when he paired up Nigel with a fan of the podcast for a date.
0:00 - Nigel will record a podcast the same day as his hair transplant and Producer Matt has been to another festival.
7:00 - What it's like to plan for a hair transplant and why Canada are holding Nigel's world tour hostage.
16:40 - Nigel goes on a date with a fan of Haiyaa Podcast and Matt was the matchmaker. They also speak about their upcoming trip to Amsterdam.
29:20 - After a blood test Nigel is told to try and bring his cholesterol down to reduce the chance of diabetes and Nigel has an existential epiphany.
38:35 - Nigel meets a show off from Essex who's Range Rover was broken into and needed his help.
45:10 - Listener email trying to prove to Nigel that there are other examples of race mixing which are cute as well as Indonesia/Dutch!
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments.
Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected]
Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/
Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify.
Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow.
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod
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Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1
32: Adventures In Indonesia
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
08/24/22 • 47 min
Nigel returns from the latest leg of his Haiyaa World Tour and has some incredible stories from Indonesia; great food, beautiful Bali and going to a 5 star brothel with an international arms dealer were all on the menu!
0:00 - Retail therapy in Sydney, Red eye to Auckland and meeting Adam Liaw
9:00 - Nigel has found the perfect race mix, questions about the Indonesian butt hole and how it isn’t constantly on fire plus Nigel loves Indonesian food.
19:04 - More reasons why the UK is terrible, making an appearance on Indonesian Junior Masterchef and roasting a person from Wuhan at a show.
27:35 - Meeting an Indonesian arms dealer, going to a five star brothel with him and Nigel putting himself in sketchy situations to bring back stories for the pod.
44:00 - Producer Matt talks about the other cute podcast he works on and how he is being corrupted by Nigel.
Go see Nigel on tour:
https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments.
Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected]
Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/
Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow.
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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1
46: Nothing Controversial In This Episode At All...
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
01/31/23 • 45 min
Condolences to the victims and their families of the Monterey Park shooting. You can donate to a gofundme setup to help the families here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/monterey-park-lunar-new-year-victims-fund
0:00 - Talking about the tragedy in Monterey Park and why Brandon Tsay deserves a blue tick on social media.
12:35 - Happy lunar new year and why Nigel doesn’t like Scandinavia plus Producer Matt shows off his pyroclastic flow knowledge and takes umbrage with the viewers opinions on how long a dog can be left.
23:45 - Discussing Everything Everywhere All At Once Oscar Nominations, getting old Asian’s therapy and Nigel worries about some of his tendencies.
29:45 - Nigel and Producer Matt are going out for Lunar New Year and it’s Matt’s first experience of it! Matt worries about any traditions he may not be aware of while Nigel lambasts him for his over exuberance to “be a good asian”.
36:30 - How Nigel knows that Matt is “broke”, mirror chat and Matt questions why he isn’t allowed to wear his Doc Martens inside Nigel’s home.
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected]
Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow.
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2: How Uncle Roger Met Auntie Helen
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
12/22/21 • 50 min
Welcome Uncle Roger to Episode #2 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, along with Nigel's disappointments, Uncle Roger's taking us back in time to when he first met Auntie Helen.
Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #3.
Nigel's disappointments this week:
0:00 Intro & covid craziness
6:55 Ep 1 response (ok this wasn't disappointing!)
11:46 Average-sized dick jeans crotch problem
20:16 Street WhatsApp group
25:02 Being bad at gift giving
34:57 Uncle Roger story time
43:53 Listener disappointment
Go see Nigel on tour!
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Leave a voicemail and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: +44 20 3920 8290
Or send an email: [email protected]
Tell some friends about it too for crying out loud! I can’t be doing all the work here, haiyaa. Tell them to listen to HAIYAA with Nigel Ng. Not “Hiya with Nigel Ng”. Not “Haiya with Kate Beckinsale”. HAIYAA with Nigel Ng, people! Got it? Thank you. See you next Wednesday!
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Follow Nigel Ng:
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/MrNigelNg
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrnigelng/
- YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/mrnigelng
- Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nigelngcomedy
- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrnigelng
43: The Final Podcast Of 2022!
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
12/21/22 • 48 min
Coming all the way from New York City Nigel and Producer Matt talk all things white privilege at immigration, predicting the virility of male "swimmers" based on gut feelings and Nigel reveals how he is feeling now he has reached the end of his USA leg of the Haiyaa World Tour.
Thanks for watching and supporting the Haiyaa podcast in 2022 - we couldn't do it without you!
0:00 - Producer Matt chose to watch soccer in New York and why Producer Matt’s wife likes Nigel
9:48 - The white privilege of immigration at airports, Nigel’s experience being detained for further questions despite having a visa and discussing which race they would both be if they were reincarnated
19:15 - Nigel roasts Producer Matts hometown Bournemouth and implores him to move to Bali instead. Nigel’s f buddy was doing a reset while staying in New York.
29:57 - Nigel wants to create the “Asian” version of the xmas film “The Holiday” and Nigel ponders the question... how else do you kill time if by not having sex.
38:30 - Why Nigel has a soft spot for rich white people and Producer Matt’s “gut feeling” that his sperm is going to be high performing. Nigel also reflects on the US leg of his World Tour ending and celebrating a year of Haiyaa podcast.
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected]
Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/
Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow.
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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1
19: Adventures In The USA
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
04/27/22 • 50 min
Nigel and Producer Matt are back in the same room once again as Nigel returns from the first leg of his American tour to film for a British TV show. Nigel reveals how well his "bumgun" jokes have been landing in Texas and also reveals why he won't film his special in San Francisco...
0:00 - Nigel is back in the UK filming for the TV Show The Wheel
8:51 - Nigel’s new character for Queer Eye and why Nigel hates avocado
15:21 - What touring the USA has been like and speaking to the builder
28:00 - Why Nigel won’t be letting Ukrainian refugees live in his house and roasting San Francisco fans
40:45 - Matt’s friends Asian story without a Happy Ending
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/
Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify.
Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow.
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Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod
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Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1
23: This Malaysian Newspaper Insulted Me?
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
05/25/22 • 38 min
Nigel has been criticised by a Malaysian newspaper for not being as successful as Michelle Yeoh and he also tells the story of a date gone wrong in an action packed episode of Haiyaa!
(This episode isn't sponsored by Betterhelp, but since we mentioned it on the episode, here's the link if you want to sign up. It supports the podcast: https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa)
0:00 - Bullying Matt for his long trip and going to Bangkok together
8:21 - Nigel gets therapy!
17:24 - Getting therapy from Uncle Roger and pitching Uncle Roger movie to Nigel’s agent
20:00 - Malaysian articles criticises Nigel
28:34 - going on a crazy date
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments.
Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected]
Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/
Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow.
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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1
39: CantoMando!
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng
11/09/22 • 56 min
This episode is #sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to betterhelp.com/haiyaa for our special offer!
Nigel welcomes Edward and Sheldon from the Toronto based YouTuber group CantoMando and they have a no filter chat about dating, YouTube and everything in between.
Subscribe to CantoMando: https://www.youtube.com/c/CantoMando
Subscribe to 6feetunder podcast: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDCP86-PS6b0c5Qpc8-uJfg
0:00 - CantoMando explain their viral video “Visiting The Most Racist Town In America”
7:00 - Edward and Sheldon explain their recent experience playing in the Simu Liu charity basketball game and being blocked by professional basketball player Jeremy Lin.
15:10 - CantoMando came to Nigel’s show and talk about their favourite jokes from the set and why the best therapy is comedy.
33:19 - How Edward and Sheldon met their girlfriends and how to NOT get friendzoned.
46:30 - Why Nigel has learned from reading Rilke and Nigel is curious to know if Edward or Sheldon’s partners ever get jealous of attention they may get from other women.
Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected]
Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/
Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify.
Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow.
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Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1
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FAQ
How many episodes does HAIYAA with Nigel Ng have?
HAIYAA with Nigel Ng currently has 51 episodes available.
What topics does HAIYAA with Nigel Ng cover?
The podcast is about Stand-Up, Comedy, Podcasts, Self-Improvement and Education.
What is the most popular episode on HAIYAA with Nigel Ng?
The episode title '27: Dessert King Reynold Poernomo' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on HAIYAA with Nigel Ng?
The average episode length on HAIYAA with Nigel Ng is 49 minutes.
How often are episodes of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng released?
Episodes of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng?
The first episode of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng was released on Dec 8, 2021.
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