Good Children
Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella
Childhood best friends Joe Hegyes and Andrew Muscarella reminisce on their daffy and deranged childhoods growing up as closeted queer kids on Long Island. With sound bites from over two decades of archival footage and banter only 23 years of friendship can foster, you'll laugh, cry, and grow up all over again alongside these Good Children. Join the Patreon community for an exclusive bonus episode every week!
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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Good Children episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Good Children for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Good Children episode by adding your comments to the episode page.
The Bachelor Party [VIDEO]
Good Children
08/09/23 • 54 min
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Andrew and Joe reflect on their trip to New Orleans for a bachelor party before pivoting to an impromptu q&a.
It's May, Let's Be Therapists Again
Good Children
05/15/24 • 64 min
This week, after a 20-minute long intro in which the boys roleplay interviewing for jobs, Joe and Andrew discuss their relationship to touch. Later, Andrew makes a shocking revelation that could change the duo forever.
See You Next Week!
Good Children
01/16/24 • 11 min
Even award-winning* podcasters make mistakes! There's no new episode this week but we can promise you the wait is worth it... a certain decade-long mystery is revealed in next week's episode (as well as a look back into the past as we discuss the artist formerly known as Royal). Until then, you can catch up with us on Patreon for a brand new bonus episode every single Friday!
F.A.Q.QOTS (Part II)
Good Children
09/20/23 • 44 min
Learn all about our extensive work history, dream blunt rotation, toxic ex-friends, icks for each other, how to manage your anxiety, and more in this Patron-submitted Q&A!
FMK: BJ's, Costco, Sam's Club [video]
Good Children
09/13/23 • 48 min
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The boys literally talk about wholesale clubs for 48 minutes straight. You're gonna love it.
Exploring Gender In Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
Good Children
06/28/23 • 53 min
Have you ever been on a road trip that changed your life? In today’s episode of Good Children, we take a trip down memory lane to our 2012 trip to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. From John Green, to the dawn of Instagram, to Machine Gun America, this episode is quintessentially American (and that’s not a good thing)! Not to mention Andrew’s drag debut, pool trauma, the OceanGate submersible sort of, and a retelling of the infamous sh*t plate story.
The Body Dysmorphia of Christ
Good Children
04/05/23 • 41 min
Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting pinkeye? In today's very special episode, the boys dive into the childhood trauma of egg hunts, child stars, and what they imagine Jesus might be like if he was in the room with them today. Whether you're a repressed former Catholic, a practicing Christian, a pagan witch, Jewish and happy, or experiencing spiritual-psychosis, this episode has something for everyone!
The Body Dysmorphia of Christ [VIDEO]
Good Children
04/05/23 • 39 min
Why is Catholicism so depressing? Why is the Easter Bunny 6-feet-tall? Why does Andrew keep getting pinkeye? In today's very special episode, the boys dive into the childhood trauma of egg hunts, child stars, and what they imagine Jesus might be like if he was in the room with them today. Whether you're a repressed former Catholic, a practicing Christian, a pagan witch, Jewish and happy, or experiencing spiritual-psychosis, this episode has something for everyone!
03/29/23 • 44 min
You know her finger. You know her journal. Do you know the girl? Our FIRST EVER GUEST Mackenzie Thomas takes us on an introspective retrospective of her childhood sexual awakenings... from Mike Wazowski to Bill Hader (and everything in between).
The Definitive Ranking of Lindsay Lohan Movies
Good Children
03/08/23 • 49 min
Let's find out why Joe's emotionally stunted and never learned to drive and the official definitive ranking of every Lindsay Lohan movie ever in this episode all about 11th grade!
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FAQ
How many episodes does Good Children have?
Good Children currently has 157 episodes available.
What topics does Good Children cover?
The podcast is about Comedy and Podcasts.
What is the most popular episode on Good Children?
The episode title 'Gay Serial Killers' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Good Children?
The average episode length on Good Children is 52 minutes.
How often are episodes of Good Children released?
Episodes of Good Children are typically released every 6 days, 23 hours.
When was the first episode of Good Children?
The first episode of Good Children was released on May 4, 2022.
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