Hey there Get Off MY Lawn Army! Welcome back to another episode of the Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention. #GOMLARMY

We kicked off with some updates:

· We're now on Locals and Rumble! While we don't have videos up yet, stay tuned for future content.

Thong Gate

Dave shared a personal tragedy involving his favourite pair of Havaiana thongs. After a mishap on his lawn, he blew out the front plug of his right thong. However, in a stroke of luck, he found two right thongs in his cupboard, albeit in different colours. This led to a humorous discussion about the durability of thongs and sandals.

Main Segments

Flat Earth Theories

We introduced a local character from Cairns, known as Bungie Mark on TikTok. Mark is a flat earther with some unique theories about how planes should fly if the Earth were a globe. His demonstrations using a globe and a dare ice coffee bottle provided us with plenty of laughs and head-scratching moments.

Dear Dave

We received our first "Dear Dave" letter from an anonymous listener(Well he was anonymous for a little while). The listener is in a relationship with a girl who has expressed interest in a threesome involving another guy. This led to a deep dive into the complexities of relationships, trust, and personal boundaries. Dave offered some thoughtful, albeit humorous, advice on navigating this tricky situation.

Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID)

We revisited the topic of DID with a new character, Solar, who has multiple alters. Solar's system includes a variety of personalities, including a bird named Kestrel and a non-human from Pluto. We explored the complexities and challenges of living with DID, providing both insight and entertainment.

Thanks for tuning in, and we'll catch you next time on the Get Off My Lawn podcast!

Darren & Dave.

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Timestamps

00:00:00 - Introduction and Banter

00:00:51 - Podcast Introduction

00:01:35 - Social Media and Video Plans

00:02:37 - Personal Struggles and Thong Tragedy

00:04:44 - Thong Preferences and Stories

00:07:05 - Thong Saga Continues

00:07:15 - First Subject: Flat Earther from Cairns

00:08:39 - Flat Earth Demonstration with Plane and Globe

00:10:01 - Flat Earth Logic Explained

00:11:20 - Critique of Flat Earther's Logic

00:13:24 - Further Flat Earth Demonstrations

00:16:03 - Gravity and Flat Earth

00:18:06 - Helicopter and Flat Earth

00:19:09 - Fake Earth Photos and Illusions

00:20:10 - Amusement Park Illusion

00:21:07 - Historical Flat Earth Claims

00:22:43 - Overthrowing the Government and Log Ride

00:24:06 - Teaser for Dear Dave Segment

00:24:27 - Dear Dave: Threesome Dilemma

00:27:28 - Dave's Advice on Threesome Dilemma

00:33:38 - Alternative Solutions for Threesome Dilemma

00:34:04 - Conclusion of Dear Dave Segment

00:35:24 - Introduction to Solar System (DID System)

00:36:53 - River's Introduction and System Explanation

00:39:02 - Solar System's Social Media and Contact

00:41:05 - Kestrel's Introduction

00:44:08 - Kestrel's Role and Fusion Explanation

00:47:59 - Kuiper Belt Liaison and Headspace Modifications

00:50:56 - Kestrel's Internal Role and Fusion Process

#dissociativeidentitydisorder #did #flatearth #flatearthtruth #flatearthsociety #threesomes #swingers

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Hey Get Off My Lawn Army!

In this episode:

• We share our thoughts on a Gen Z individual's first encounter with the 9-5 work life and the struggles of balancing work with personal life.
• We react to a viral video of a Google employee's "day at work" and discuss the implications of such work culture.
• We introduce you to the world of Car Jitsu, a martial art that takes place inside a car, and discuss its potential as an Olympic sport.
• We discuss the overuse of the word "like" and its impact on communication skills among the younger generation.
• We announce our new segment "Dear Dave," where listeners can send in their life problems for Dave to solve.
• We present our Wanker of the Week and Dead Set Legend of the Week awards.

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• Twitter: @gomlarmy

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• Email us at [email protected] with the subject line "Dear Dave"

Don't forget to subscribe for more content and if you enjoyed the episode, leave us a like and a comment! Remember, don't break rule one, and we'll chat at you again in our next episode.

00:00:12 - Introduction to the Podcast

00:01:08 - Discussing the Work Ethic of Gen Z

00:02:12 - Gen Z's Struggle with 9-5 Jobs

00:03:31 - The Reality of Working Life

00:04:07 - Government Subsidies vs. Working

00:07:58 - A Day in the Life at Google

00:10:34 - Layoff at Google

00:14:01 - Coping with Being Laid Off

00:18:37 - Introducing Carjitsu (Car Jujitsu)

00:23:50 - Rules of Carjitsu

00:25:49 - Potential Improvements for Carjitsu

00:30:54 - Communication Skills of the Younger Generation(The "Like" Girl)

00:36:46 - Introducing 'Dear Dave' Segment

00:38:26 - Wanker of the Week Award

00:42:34 - Dead Set Legend of the Week

00:45:19 - Closing Remarks and Contact Information

#GetOffMyLawnPodcast #GenZ #WorkEthic #CarJitsu #ComedyPodcast #DearDave

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Gut Check · Ethan Meixsell

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Hey GOMLARMY, Welcome back to another episode where Dave and I laugh at stupid stuff on the internet, make fun of the woke mob and blame the ills of the world on the last couple of generations.

This week:

We hear from Dave on his expedition into the centre of Australia and its surprising amount of pubs.

-We make an apology for an international incident.

-Baylen has gone off the rails!

-A momentous introduction to a 'Unique' individual.

-We end of the episode with a cultural conundrum.

Thanks for listening.

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Video Links

https://www.tiktok.com/@baylen.dupree/video/7393516308190711086 Baylen

https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7284749314373504299 mall interaction

https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7266179882298772779 tattoo

https://www.tiktok.com/@the_shoe_fits/video/7215712749131713838 name change

Timestamps

00:00:00 - Night Out Observations : Dave shares a story about a night out with the boss, observing young men drinking cocktails and young women drinking beers.

00:01:36 - Podcast Introduction : Introduction to the Get Off My Lawn podcast with hosts Darren and Dave, including their social media handles and a mention of their competition with Gavin McGinnis.

00:02:51 - International Incident Apology : Dave apologizes for an Australian breakdancer's poor performance at the Olympic Games, leading to a humorous discussion about breakdancing.

00:05:03 - Dave 's Outback Adventure: Dave recounts his recent trip through the Simpson Desert, including a breakdown and an innovative repair using a winch rope.

00:11:09 - Australian Outback Vastness : Discussion about the vastness of Australian outback stations, including the size of the largest station in Australia.

00:13:03 - Podcast Milestone : Celebration of the podcast's 10th episode and a transition to funnier topics.

00:13:30 - Baylen Dupree 's New Tic: Introduction to Baylen Dupree and her new tic, leading to a humorous critique of her behaviour.

00:18:59 - Introduction to Woke Dad : Introduction to Daniel Alexander, also known as Woke Dad, and his quest for internet fame through virtue signalling.

00:25:59 - Woke Dad 's Tattoo Story: Woke Dad shares a story about getting a new tattoo and an interaction with a woman at the store, leading to a discussion about his credibility.

00:30:55 - Woke Dad 's Son's Name Change: Woke Dad talks about allowing his son to change his name, leading to a critique of his parenting style.

00:36:07 - Dear Dave: Cultural Appropriation : A listener asks for advice on wearing traditional clothing from different cultures without offending anyone, leading to humorous suggestions from Dave.

00:43:05 - Podcast Wrap-Up : Closing remarks, including a call to action for listeners to subscribe, follow, and send in their problems for Dave to address.

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Hey, Get Off My Lawn Army!

• First off, Dave and I discussed the phenomenon of Tourette's Girls on social media platforms like TikTok, YouTube, and Twitch. We took a closer look at Baylen Dupree, a popular figure in this space with a massive following. We watched some of her videos, debated the authenticity of her Tourette's, and even touched on her appearance on Dr. Phil. We also checked out another Tourette's influencer, Rachel Orkney, and pondered the differences between her and Baylen.
• Next up, we ventured into the world of Twitch and discovered AI Jesus, an interactive generative AI that answers questions with a biblical twist. We had a bit of fun asking AI Jesus about the future success of our podcast and even tried to get some advice on Dave's "problem" with Mexicans. The responses were enlightening, to say the least.
• We didn't stop there, though. We also interacted with other AIs, including a rather unhinged AI Donald Trump and a surprisingly aggressive AI Joe Biden. Their colorful language and policy-driven answers gave us a good laugh and some food for thought.
• Unfortunately, we didn't have any listener submissions for our "Dear Dave" segment this time around, but we're hopeful you'll send in your life problems for future episodes. Just email us at [email protected] with "Dear Dave" in the subject line.
• To wrap things up, we shared a couple of amusing social media clips, including a DUI stop with a hilarious attempt at the alphabet and a young soccer fan's accidental use of the middle finger instead of a thumbs up.

That's all for listening to this episode! Remember to subscribe or follow us on your favorite podcatcher, rate us on Podchaser and GoodPods, and reach out on social media. Until next time, keep off my lawn, and we'll chat at you again in the next episode.

00:00:12 - Introduction to the Podcast

00:01:32 - Co-hosts' New Year's Plans

00:02:54 - Tourette's Girls on Social Media

00:07:14 - Bailyn Dupree's Appearance on Dr. Phil

00:08:22 - Interview with Chris Cuomo

00:11:22 - The Antidote to Hate

00:12:14 - Other Tourette's Influencers

00:19:57 - Twitch and AI Jesus

00:23:57 - AI Jesus Answers Questions

00:28:32 - AI Jesus on Becoming a Fortnite Pro

00:30:04 - Host's Interaction with AI Jesus

00:32:07 - AI Donald Trump's Response

00:34:03 - AI Joe Biden's Take on the Wall

00:37:01 - AI Biden on Immigration Policies

00:42:12 - Alphabet Sobriety Test

00:43:27 - Queers for Palestine Protest

00:47:20 - Feel-Good Moment with a Child

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• Twitter: @GomlArmy
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Gut Check · Ethan Meixsell

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Welcome back to another episode of the Get Off My Lawn Podcast, where we, your hosts Darren and Dave, dive into the quirks of social media, the antics of millennials and Gen Z, and anything else that catches our attention.

In this week’s episode of Get Off My Lawn, Darren and Dave ask the hard-hitting questions about:

-Dogs in shops

-The prophecies of one Greta Thunberg

-The logic behind flat earth theories

-D.I.D scams...I mean systems on TikTok

-Horrible Identity comedy

-Masking in 2024

-Life Hacks for not working.

Tune in for a dose of good laughs and unexpected insights! Remember, Don't Break Rule 1!

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Timestamps

00:00:00 - Introduction and Casual Chat

Darren and Dave start the podcast with a casual conversation about YouTube distractions and cosplay.

00:01:18 - Welcome and Podcast Theme

The hosts introduce the podcast, mentioning its focus on mocking social media trends and generational quirks.

00:03:03 - Rant About Dogs in Shops

Dave discusses his annoyance with dogs being allowed in retail environments.

00:06:08 - Climate Change Discussion

The hosts sarcastically discuss climate change predictions and Greta Thunberg's statements.

00:09:10 - Electric Vehicles and ESG Scores

Discussion on the rise of electric vehicles and the impact of Environmental, Social, and Governance (ESG) scores on businesses.

00:11:57 - Flat Earth Theories

The hosts mock flat earth theorists and discuss bizarre flat earth models.

00:15:12 - Bible References in Science

Discussion on how some people use religious texts to argue against scientific facts.

00:17:42 - More Flat Earth Discussion

Continuation of mocking flat earth theories, focusing on the absurdity of some claims.

00:20:21 - Plans for the Weekend

Casual chat about upcoming plans for the weekend, including a trip and enjoying a public holiday.

00:23:24 - Transgender Issues and Social Media Reactions

The hosts discuss a viral story about a transgender individual claiming to be pregnant and the social media reactions.

00:26:17 - DID and Multiple Personalities on Social Media

Discussion on people claiming to have Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) on social media platforms.

00:30:23 - Stand-Up Comedy and Identity Politics

The hosts critique a stand-up comedian who discusses their multiple identities and the challenges of defining oneself.

00:35:14 - Testosterone and Gender Identity in Comedy

A continuation of the discussion on the stand-up comedian, focusing on jokes about testosterone and gender identity.

00:40:39 - Masking and Personal Safety Post-COVID

A woman expresses her distress over friends and family choosing not to wear masks anymore, leading to a personal rift.

00:54:40 - Quadrobics-Just WTF!

A look at a new way to get around, or get injured. Perfect for those 4 legged identities in a system.

01:00:09 - Concluding Thoughts and Future Podcast Plans

The hosts wrap up the episode, discussing the irregular schedule of the podcast and plans for future content.

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