Bloodrayne

03/30/20 • 59 min

A lot has been said about how Uwe Boll is the "worst director of all time." And while that may be true, when it comes to Bloodrayne, the biggest sin isn't that the movie is bad. It's that it is unimaginably boring. Join our boys as they try to stay awake through this stinker, and discuss its nonsensical plot, German tax breaks, and Michael Madsen's career defining performance.

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House of the Dead

Oh boy ... Blake and AJ begin their second week watching the video game films of Uwe Boll. If last week's viewing of Postal wasn't bad enough, House of the Dead is utter nonsense and nearly unwatchable. A film full of uninteresting characters, baffling story arcs, and absurd, masturbatory action sequences. And one of us kinda likes it! Enjoy! Samhain - To Walk The Night - Lucio Fulci's Gates of Hell aka City of the Living Dead (CW: GORE) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIK0VJJ4HrM

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