Ep. 25 Season 1, The Grand Finale (Jurassic Park)

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08/30/24 • 92 min

🎉 Welcome to the grand, jaw-dropping season finale of FSBA, where we're dusting off our trusty VHS copies and diving headfirst into the thrilling, dino-filled world of Jurassic Park! 🦖 Grab your popcorn and maybe a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get wildly entertaining!

In this episode, we’ll dissect everything from Dr. Alan Grant's questionable life choices (seriously, who thought bringing kids to an island full of genetically engineered dinosaurs was a good idea?) to the undeniable fact that T-Rex has some serious anger management issues. We’ll also explore the real star of the show: the velociraptors, or as we like to call them, the world's most terrifying feathered chicken nuggets! 🥡💥

Join us as we pull apart the plot holes larger than a dino footprint and speculate wildly about what went wrong with the park's security system—because let’s face it, who thought having a glass door was a good idea with creatures that can open doors like they’re preparing for a five-star dinner? 🥂 Don't worry, we’ll also dish out some of our favorite (and most cringe-worthy) moments from the film that left us laughing, screaming, and questioning our own survival skills.

So tune in for a hilarious journey through the land of prehistoric chaos, where we promise you'll leave with more jokes than knowledge—but let's be real, who actually needs knowledge when you have T-Rex puns? It's the perfect way to wrap up our first season, bringing you all the laughter and nostalgia you never knew you needed. Buckle up, folks—it's going to be a dino-mite ride! 🚀🦕

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Ep. 24 "Bow to Your Sensei" (Napoleon Dynamite) w/Chahrazade

Welcome back to the FSBA Podcast! On this episode, we have a very special guest joining us - the one and only Sarah! And what are we talking about today, you ask? None other than the cult classic film, Napoleon Dynamite! Get ready to laugh, reminisce, and maybe even bust out a few dance moves as we dive into the quirky world of Napoleon and his eccentric friends.

Sarah and the hosts will be breaking down all the hilarious moments, unforgettable quotes, and absurd dance sequences that make Napoleon Dynamite a timeless favorite. From Tina the llama to Uncle Rico's questionable time-traveling schemes, this movie has it all! So grab your tots, put on your best moon boots, and get ready to relive the magic of Napoleon Dynamite with us.

Whether you're a die-hard fan of the film or just curious to see what all the hype is about, this episode is sure to entertain and leave you wanting to rewatch Napoleon Dynamite for the hundredth time. So sit back, relax, and get ready to unleash your inner awkward dance champion with the FSBA Podcast and Sarah as we recap Napoleon Dynamite!
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Welcome back, fabulous listeners, to another wacky season of FSBA, where we dive headfirst into the glittering world of pop culture and holy guacamole, do we have a treat for you! Season 2 is here, and this time we’re all about the one and only Queen of Tejano, Selena! That’s right, we’re dusting off our sequins and busting out our best dance moves because it’s time to relive the unforgettable life of a true icon.

Join us as we navigate the ups, downs, and crafty outfits of Selena's story. Ever wonder what it’s like to have the charisma of a thousand suns and the fashion sense of a disco ball? We’re breaking down her journey—from the humble beginnings in Corpus Christi to stealing the hearts of millions with her dazzling voice and unforgettable style. Expect wild tangents, questionable impersonations, and possibly too many references to that one iconic purple jumpsuit. Spoiler alert: We may never recover.