009 Snake Oil

Explicit content warning

11/14/19 • 68 min

In our most ridiculous episode to date we play 'Snake Oil'. Put two random words together to make a product and then sell, sell, sell! Who will be crowned the best salesperson? Here are the products:

Potato Wig
Brush Box
Skirting Board Warmers
Toilet Phone
Dog Puppet
Cake Shoes
Apple Ring
Bed Ointment
Box of Wet Dog Smell
Powder Tales
MiWadi Handle
Postcard Nails
Enemy Headband
Radio Opener
Glove Stereo
Glass Belt
Chair Candle
Friend Lotion
Gladiator Microphone
Clock Eyeglasses
Pasta Bath
Cheese Necklace
Bum Song
Steering Card

Who gave the best pitch? Let us know through social media:

In our most ridiculous episode to date we play 'Snake Oil'. Put two random words together to make a product and then sell, sell, sell! Who will be crowned the best salesperson? Here are the products:

Potato Wig
Brush Box
Skirting Board Warmers
Toilet Phone
Dog Puppet
Cake Shoes
Apple Ring
Bed Ointment
Box of Wet Dog Smell
Powder Tales
MiWadi Handle
Postcard Nails
Enemy Headband
Radio Opener
Glove Stereo
Glass Belt
Chair Candle
Friend Lotion
Gladiator Microphone
Clock Eyeglasses
Pasta Bath
Cheese Necklace
Bum Song
Steering Card

Who gave the best pitch? Let us know through social media:

Previous Episode

008 Nuclear Winter

In this episode we play 'Nuclear Winter'. 20 people are randomly assigned 20 characteristics. Then choose which 10 people we would want in our bunker and which to leave for dead in the radioactive wasteland.

The 20 randomly selected people:

A Scuba Diver who always starts a sentence with "Subosably"
A Special Forces person who gives top-notch massages
A Chef who performs Bohemian Rhapsody every day at 12, 3 and 6 O Clock
An Athlete who takes a minimum of 5 big poops daily
A 3 legged cat who can see through walls
A Mafia Boss who is always whistling/humming/singing "Walking in a winter wonderland"
A Swimming Instructor who has a photographic memory
A Chemist who has the appetite of 10 men
A Talkshow Host who gets extremely hangry
A Hydroponics expert with a smelly feet
A Farmer who is willing to give anything a go
A Doctor who is addicted to crack
A Ventriloquist who is very handy
A Marine who is/has a cow that needs to be milked every hour
A Therapist with extreme emotional baggage
A cold caller that has a first aid kit but uses it as leverage everytime someones hurt
An artist who gets aroused in small spaces
An MMA fighter that has a smile that warms your heart
A Romance Author that eats twice as much as everyone else but moans about being hungry
An Engineer who farts cupcakes

Who would you select? Let us know through social media:

Next Episode

010 The Metagame

In this episode we discuss why the spork best captures the zeitgeist of its time, why all Dictators should have a copy of Monopoly, and how Disneyland is a constant reminder of our own mortality.

Print and play The Metagame at http://metaga.me/. It's 7 games in 1!