Found on Shelf

What do the Menendez Brothers, a drug addicted boxer, Captain Power and Prom have in common? Step into the eerie corridors of Hamilton High as 'Found on Shelf' plunges into the spectral chaos of 'Prom Night III: The Last Kiss'. In this episode, hosts Patrick and Dustin unravel the perplexing afterlife of Mary Lou Maloney, who refuses to let death cramp her prom queen style. When the vengeful spirit latches onto "average Joe" Alex Gray, his life spirals into a B-movie bonanza of ghostly seductions, retrograde murders, and a love triangle that defies the bounds of the living world.

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Prom Night 3, Sequels Special, Apocalypse, Liquor, Locust Spray, Taylor Swift Tour, Swiftie, Canadian Horror, Found On Shelf Podcast, Homeschooling, River Of Blood, Social Disease, Haunting, Murder, 1950S Diner, Ghost Possession, High School Prom, Side Project, Economic Advice, Sequel Spoof

Unravel the threads of time as hosts Patrick and Dustin tackle the enigmatic and perplexing world of direct-to-video sequels in their latest episode. This time, they're discussing the bewildering 'Nemesis 3: Time Lapse' – a film that defies the very fabric of narrative structure. With a plot that zigzags through a maze of flashbacks, recycled footage, and a desert wasteland, our hosts dissect the good, the bad, and the downright nonsensical.

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Gimcrack Video, Sequels Special, Warehouse In The Desert, Time Travel Movies, Nemesis 3: Time Lapse, Leap Year, Found On Shelf Podcast, Movie Discussion, Patrick And Dustin, Cyborgs, Part Three Movies, Time Lapse Concept, Pray Harder, Post-Apocalyptic Setting, Leap Day National Holiday, Albert Pyun Movies, Cyborg Enemy, Low Budget Filmmaking, Bodybuilder Actors, Future And Past Settings

From the shadowy corners of Hollywood's forgotten reels, 'Found on Shelf' uncovers the bewildering world of 'Angel III: The Final Chapter.' Join Patrick, Dustin, and our intrepid guest Chris as they navigate the neon-lit labyrinth of this 80s sequel, where high school honor students moonlight as streetwalkers and the line between justice and vengeance blurs under the harsh glow of the LA skyline.

In this episode, we dissect the third chapter of the Angel saga, where Angel's quest to find her estranged sister plunges her into the seedy underbelly of white slavery rings and cocaine-fueled cartels. With a plot that twists more than the Pacific Coast Highway, our hosts grapple with Angel's transformation from vigilante schoolgirl to hardened crime photographer, all while questioning the very fabric of sequel logic.

So, slip into your best undercover attire and join us as we question every decision that led to 'Angel III: The Final Chapter'

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Angel III, Sequels Gone Wild, Undercover Operations, Hollywood Boulevard, White Slavery, Cocaine Cartels, Crime Photography, 1980s Los Angeles, Found On Shelf Podcast, Vigilante Justice, Franchise Fatigue, Sequel Logic, Sisterly Bonds, Street Justice, Exploitation Films, Neon Noir

Brace yourselves, listeners, as 'Found on Shelf' dives into the bewildering chaos of 'Fred 3: Camp Fred'. In this episode, hosts Patrick and Dustin, joined by Dustin's daughter Lyra, navigate the perplexing landscape of Fred Figglehorn's summer camp misadventures. With a voice that could shatter glass and a plot that defies all logic, this Nickelodeon sequel pushes the boundaries of what can be considered "entertainment".

Join us as we dissect the peculiar phenomenon that is Fred, from his YouTube origins to his inexplicable rise to movie stardom. Lyra provides a fresh perspective, adding her own critiques and insights into why this film might just be the worst of the worst. From camp rivalries to nonsensical musical numbers, 'Fred 3' is a journey into the bizarre world of children's cinema that you won't want to miss.

Will the 'Found on Shelf' team survive the auditory assault of Fred's high-pitched antics? Can they uncover any redeeming qualities in this cinematic oddity? Tune in to find out, and maybe keep some earplugs handy.

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Camp Movies, Fred Figglehorn, Fred 3: Camp Fred, Nickelodeon Movies, Internet Sensations, Camp Comedy, Sequels, Youtube Celebrities, John Cena, Camp Iwannapeepee, Musical Numbers, Summer Camp Games, Comedy Movies, Internet Culture, Kid-Friendly Comedy, Youtube History, Movie Reviews

Unearth the secrets of the video store aisles as 'Found On Shelf' returns for another electrifying episode. This week, hosts Patrick and Dustin dust off the VHS case of 'Ninja III: The Domination', a film that defies all expectations with its supernatural spin on the ninja genre. When an evil ninja's spirit seeks vengeance through the body of an unsuspecting aerobics instructor/phone line technician, chaos and high kicks ensue.

Our hosts grapple with the film's wild blend of martial arts, 80s aerobics, and a romance that's as questionable as it is compelling. From possessed arcade cabinets to V8-fueled seduction, this episode peels back the layers of a movie that's as much a time capsule as it is a cult classic. Will Patrick and Dustin be swayed by the film's peculiar charm, or will the ninja's curse strike again? Tune in for a deep dive into the mystic madness of 'Ninja III: The Domination' and discover if this third installment slices through the competition or simply vanishes in a puff of smoke.

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🎞 Episode Keywords

Ninja III: The Domination, Martial Arts, Supernatural, Aerobics, 80s, V8 Juice, Cult Classic, Film Analysis, Possession, Romance, Cult Film Discussion, Ninja Genre, Movie Deep Dive,