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Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast

Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast

Hao's That Productions

It’s a tough decision to move your life overseas. You miss your family, friends and, most importantly, your football club. Each week, we discuss what it’s really like to follow your beloved football team from abroad. With a mixture of topical news, uninformed opinions, and interviews with fellow expat fans, hosts Ben and Rob take you through the trials and tribulations of waking up at 4am to watch the game, surviving on 3 minute highlights and not knowing who half of the *insert name* team are. This is all done whilst maintaining their love of the beautiful game, sort of...
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Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast - For me VAR did it's job today...

For me VAR did it's job today...

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11/11/23 • 39 min

VARsical!!!
Footballocks talks VAR at last. Having resisted the urge to go all in for so long, we've gone all in!
Ben explains what an echinda is to Rob, it's weird.
Musk us...
@footballockspod

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Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast - Show us your snake Ben

Show us your snake Ben

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02/11/24 • 45 min

Talking all about Chinese New Year, playing spin the wheel and recapping our dismissal of Afcon finalists the Ivory Coast after their 4-0 defeat to a pub team
X us @footballockspof

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Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast - What Do Ya Call Someone from Tajikistan?

What Do Ya Call Someone from Tajikistan?

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01/20/24 • 56 min

This week, Chris looks forward to Chelsea whilst trying to remember how many times Jose Mourinho has managed them. Rob watched 10 minutes of "China Uzbekistan" (China played Tajikistan) and Ben reveals that he may have once had dinner with David Brailsford.

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Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast - Rory Delap 101

Rory Delap 101

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11/18/23 • 44 min

Kev struggles in his new "false host" role as he quizzes Chris on what's going at Chelsea. Ben shows up late to give Chris a lesson on what a Rory Delap is, and what a Rory Delap does. All this pod gold and more on this week's Footballocks.
Disclaimer: This episode is Rob free because he forgot he needed a laptop to be on a podcast.

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Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast - Sordid Highlights

Sordid Highlights

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04/29/22 • 65 min

In this week's Footballocks:
Kev gloats, Rob grumbles and Ben tells us why champagne isn’t vegan.
Oldham’s tragic plight is discussed at length.
Kev gives us his Euro round up and the boys are heartbroken to learn Napoli have done a Napoli.
For all this and some more pure unfiltered #footballocks, download and listen.
Follow us on Twitter:
@footballockspod
@footballocksben
@footballocksrob
@footballockskev
Email: [email protected]

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Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast - How do you measure a horse?

How do you measure a horse?

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03/04/22 • 48 min

Footballocks is back with your essential weekly football chat.
This week, we discuss the world ending and football's good (and bad) responses to it.
Elsewhere, we talk Premier League, a little bit of La Liga and Serie A.
The love affair with J League continues. Please send us your team picks to @footballockspod on Twitter.
Get in touch:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/FootballocksPod
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOYiuH1dfuElOrdU081aKIg
Email: [email protected]
Thanks

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Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast - Shouting out names and giddyness.

Shouting out names and giddyness.

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09/02/21 • 81 min

The 4th episode of Footballocks gives you a United fan's perspective on the Ronaldo transfer and a rather contrasting view from a Liverpool fan.
Much footballocks is talked and semen is barely even mentioned for a change.
Get in touch with the show:
Twitter: @FootballocksPod
Email: [email protected]

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Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast - We are predictor gods! Phil Neville, Mikeal Forssell and an interview.
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08/26/21 • 95 min

Join us as we indulge in boasting about or prediction successes, listen to us completely write off Arsenal and finally immerse yourself in an interview with Expat Mike O'Brien about his experience as an Birmingham City fan abroad.
#bcfc #blues #philneville #forssell

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Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast - Tantrums

Tantrums

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03/24/23 • 74 min

Footballocks is back with a bumper episode before the international break.
There's a topical discussion on Antonio's Conte's Oscar-worthy meltdown railing against Spursiness. His hands are completely clean obviously.
Fulham had FOMO and also had an on-pitch tantrum any toddler would have been proud of.
Kevin joins us to discuss Eurotrash. Das Title Race ist nicht kaput, Napoli continue to make us feel things and an underwhelming El Classico all feature.
Get in touch:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/FootballocksPod
Email: [email protected]
And we're in TikTok for all you 19 year olds: https://www.tiktok.com/@footballock_rob
Thanks,
Ben, Rob and Kevin

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Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast - Handbags at 4am

Handbags at 4am

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03/09/24 • 60 min

The boys are back to discuss who will win the Premier League, the Man Utd situation, Daniele De Rossi and some other nonsense as well!

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How many episodes does Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast have?

Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast currently has 112 episodes available.

What topics does Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast cover?

The podcast is about News, Podcasts, Sports, Soccer and Sports News.

What is the most popular episode on Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast?

The episode title 'World Cup Week 1 Review: Part 2' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast?

The average episode length on Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast is 56 minutes.

How often are episodes of Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast released?

Episodes of Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast?

The first episode of Footballocks - The Expat Football Podcast was released on Aug 12, 2021.

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