Fit & Proper

Comedian, actor and actual Brentford programme columnist, Nathan Caton, comes on the podcast and tells us his plans as new owner of Brentford which include a beautiful stadium name change, some sceptical cloning technology and quite frankly, do or die for away fans.

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Tokyo born Ivo Graham abandons his roots (Swindon) in favour of his other roots (Eton) to take over Old Etonians FC with the aim of winning them their first FA Cup in over 100 years. The perfect posho stadium name and player arrival regime, anonymous donors, pre season ski trips and early recruitment of Alex Oxlade Chamberlain’s son. Isn’t it about time some Etonians were given a chance? Let’s get behind them.

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Nottingham born comedian, writer & podcaster Sarah Keyworth joins the boys on the pod to tell us her plans as she takes over the Tricky Trees aka Nottingham Forest. Not only does she take over the club in the greatest way possible, it’s arguably the most pantomime based football club yet; men dressed as trees, women dressed as men dressed as trees, people in harnesses on match day, and a stadium comic as the manager (plus their Dad as scout). It’s a good’un

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Podcast and comedy royalty Rob Beckett joins Rhys and Lloyd to take over an Arsenal side who are currently flying. Not saying Rob hadn’t listened to a full episode of the podcast before recording this, but he did hit all of the major points of the intro: Move the stadium, replace the manager, sack the mascot, mandatory dyed hair for players. Mix that with a new genre of ‘Shithousery Statues’, some extremely strict catering rules and a jury service style recruitment system, and they might just win the European Super League.

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Masie Adam is taking Leeds transatlantic. Big American sponsors, big American manager, and a Hollywood focussed recruitment policy. And yet - she never forgets her roots. Local businesses supported no matter how dodgy they seem. The local community given the chance to get involved in the design process. And an attempt to take ‘family friendly’ to the absolute extreme. Elland Road looks set to become a battle ground, a rally track and a music venue. All before kick off. Just sell off early if you’re an away fan.

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