First Look Gnomes

Ever wondered if an AI could outshine Shakespeare in the poetry department? Well, we put it to the test .....
This episode is a tapestry of laughter and nostalgia, from the art of crafting poems with a technological co-pilot, to the absurdity of British beer names – and yes, we've got a pint of 'Piddle' in hand to prove it. We're your friendly neighbourhood gnomes, conjuring up verbal spells and raising our glasses to the weekend vibes that make every recording session a treasure trove of giggles and jest.
Have you ever marked a personal milestone by peeling a banana? That's exactly what happened in one of our conversations.
Join us for a jaunt along the picturesque North Cornwall coast, complete with a furry companion and the infamous scone debate – because whether cream or jam comes first, it's a matter of delicious importance.
As we wrap up, we venture into the curious world of children's television, where the surreal escapades of Baby Jake become a springboard for our own zany show ideas. But it's not all fun and games; we also take a moment to respond to our listeners' heartfelt dilemmas, offering fatherly advice and sporting predictions with our signature blend of humour and sincerity. So settle in for an episode that's as comforting as a family gathering, as surprising as an unexpected fact, and as rich in character as the cosiest Cornish cream tea...
Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at... ,

• Copilot AI ,
• Piddle - Dorset Amber Ale (Thirsty Thirst),
• Peeling a Banana ,
• Dad Injuries ,
• Marsland mouth ,
• Baby Jake ,
• Projectors (Tips for Dads) ,

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You're in for a treat as we kick off the third season of our podcast, where humour and randomness spice up your commute. This time around, we’re all about less waffle and more laughs, with two bite-sized episodes each month.
Our growing international audience has us dreaming big—outer space, anyone? Between chuckles over kids’ jokes and classic planetary jests, we’re bringing back the fan-favourite "Thirsty First" segment to reveal our unconventional beverage choice, setting the tone for an exhilarating season ahead.
Relive the magic of wedding day blunders and heartwarming holiday chaos with us. From the thrill of pre-ceremony antics to the warmth of cherished audio snippets from loved ones, our trip down memory lane is both nostalgic and side-splitting.
As Christmas approaches, we’re your trusty elves with practical tips and amusing critiques on festive adverts—think Asda gnomes and knock-off Coca-Cola trucks.
Whether you're strategising on sneaking gifts past Santa sleuths or simply in need of a good laugh, this season promises to keep the camaraderie and cheer alive.
Buckle up, because we’re not just here to make you smile; we're out to make your day merrier!
Join us at the bottom of the garden for;

• A Thirsty First
  • St Ives Pud Sticky Toffee Pudding Stout
• Tips for Dads!
  • Preparing for Christmas
• A First Look at;
  • Wedding Celebration Guest Photos and Audiobook
  • Mice!
  • Christmas Adverts

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Welcome to the bottom of the garden....
Join us for a FIRST LOOK at;

• Kidney Stones ,
• ASMR ,
• 20-Week Scans ,
• Star Signs ,
• Mystic Meg ,
• King Charles III ,
• Port Holes ,
• Morning Sickness ,
• and of course ........Gnomes

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Welcome to the Bottom of the Garden..........
...Spoiler Alert........
Join us for a First Look at ;

• David Walliams ,
• The Bum Crack Splash ,
• Belfast Wrestling ,
• Christmas Lights ,
• Cheeky Vimto ,
• Star Wars : The Empire Strips Back ,
  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI5C26_69YI ,
  • http://empirestripsback.com/ ,
• Wookie Erotica ,
• Mario Kart - Double Dash ,
• Fifa ,
• Playstation 5 ,
• The Box of Cables ,
• Nasal Breathing Device ,
• Coco ,
• The Naked Podcaster ,
• Sing 2
• Sonic the Hedgehog 2

and ............ Lampey The Gnome ,

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First Look Gnomes is back with its second season! In this season, our hosts, Mr Walliams and Mr Hodgkiss, will be sharing their usual "bad" Dad jokes and providing insight into being Dads in Britain. We’ll also be giving you the usual first looks at various "geek stuff".
Join us as we explore the magical world of "first looks" and have the odd 'special' guest.
So, mark your calendars for the end of November and get your ear buds ready to embark on a thrilling ride with us!

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