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The FF crew can now be found on our brand spanking new podcast, Push Pull Health.
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
We watch films and flog dead horses, so you don't have to.

Is this week's film choice a complete waste of your viewing time?

Much like Flogging/Beating a dead horse is...Get it?

Anywho...Bone dry humour, an Irish woman's potty mouth & petty squabbling await.

As our Greek mate, Sophocles, once said: "Nay, allow the claim of the dead; stab not the fallen; what prowess is it to FilmFlog the slain anew?"

So, grab your whip of choice, mount your dead steed and let's ride!

All served to you dripping in SARCASM.

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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best FilmFloggers episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to FilmFloggers for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite FilmFloggers episode by adding your comments to the episode page.

55. The Wizard of Oz (1939)

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09/06/21 • 75 min

(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)
Are you a Tight Arse?
We're off to ruin the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz!
Here's what to expect from our stumble down the yellow brick road:

Is a diet of chicken soup, black coffee and cigarettes sustainable? (I do offer diet plans and nutritional advice in the day job, holla me.)
Have you ever found yourself stuck in a toilet bowl?
Is Glinda the real wicked witch of the piece?
How would you handle a bunch of rowdy munchkins?
Was the 1930s a golden era for Hollywood?
Was the studio intentionally trying to kill its cast?
Was it all a dream?
How does this hold up through the eyes of a grumpy adult?
Is being a child star the right career choice for you?
Did a munchkin hang themselves on set?
Is The Wizard of Oz a horror film?

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The FF crew can now be found over on our brand spanking new podcast: PUSH PULL HEALTH
With a temper as short as her legs, Fiona joins Ben each week to forcefully 'Push Your Health From The Pulls Of Life.'
Expect foul-mouthed narcissistic ramblings on fitness, nutrition, film, and life coaching.
The Weekly Audio & Video Expansion on The world famous 'The Daily Rot' email includes:
Usefully Useless Fitness and Diet advice.
Half-arsed film reviews.
The exploitation of children.
True Crime recommendations.
Nutritious leprechaun-inspired recipes
Narcissistic wisdom.
Howdy,
I'm Ben, the only health coach who allows you to embrace your Rotten attitude toward exercise and nutrition.
I'm not your conventional personal 'rep counter' trainer.
Ok, that was lame!
How about this...
"You either die a Health Rotter or live long enough to become Rotten."
You can only start consuming this content if you tell me where I got the inspiration to poop out that life-changing quote.
Nah, cake for everyone!
Just not Dan Machholz.
Fulfil Your Health Destiny.
There's something for everyone, and no one
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5. Demolition Man (1993)

FilmFloggers

08/31/21 • 26 min

Welcome to 15 minutes of Flog, the bitesize companion piece to the world-renowned FilmFloggers podcast! Here you'll find a Notorious waffler and a renowned Bullsh*t trivia expert attempting to condense their useless long-winded points into just 15 minutes!
Are you a Tight Arse?Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include:

Is Sky-fi the new Sci-fi?
Why does Sly have such a massive issue with Wesley Snipes's penis? PENIS!
Is there anyone out there who doesn't adore Rob Schnieder?
What would you do if someone told you to have a 'peachy day'?
Does she sell seashells by the seashore? I hope so.
Who wants to wear a tin hat and be slapped in the face with images of my genitals? Asking for a friend. PENIS!
What's the right amount of bodily fluid transfer?

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101. Sleepy Hollow (1999) "Watch Your Heads"

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11/07/22 • 61 min

Before Johnny Depp & Tim Burton completely lost their career and personal heads, respectively, they gave us this gloomy delight.

Dan Machholz is back; what a goose.
Topics discussed during the episode that will make you want to grind your teeth into pointy daggers include:

Ben's deepthroat technique is improving.
Ben is recording in the bath so he can instantly wash off the stink from talking with Dan Machholz.
Dan brings up his non-existent podcast again.
Is Sleepy Hollow Tim Burton's last hurrah?
Ben doesn't care for Dumbos.
Taking a leaf out of the Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson book, our schedule will change to a new episode every 3-5 years.
Are non-Hammer Horror fans at a disadvantage?
Ben & Dan love nothing more than watching someone murder bastard toddlers.
Whilst more people clamour for turkey teeth, Ben has booked himself in for a Christoper Walken smile.
We long to live in a world that looks as bleak as Sleepy Hollow...
Is Star Wars: The Phantom Menace a Halloween film?
Was Dan Machholz one of the witches that slipped through the Salem Witch trials net?
Is Sleepy Hollow an episode from the Murder She Wrote universe?
Ben tears up hearing names like The Widow Winship & Katrina Van Tassel.
Through failing hotel wifi, Ben comments profusely about how visually pleasing everything looks.
Come on then, which podcaster are you beheading?
From Ichabod Crane to Michael Myers, isn't Halloween just the best time of year?
Dan insists on digging Tom back up again for more offensive impressions.
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97. Predator 2 (1990) "Cut My Dick Off & Shove It Up Your Arse"

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09/01/22 • 61 min

Does running an indie podcast sometimes make you feel like chopping off your dick and shocking it up your arse?

Just me, then!
A Sweaty Danny Glover coaxes a former host from the grave for one last hurrah. The deadman has his say on Twitter and how Prey's (2022) tiers of CGI could send your head into a violent spin.
Robosnake anyone?
What's this freak talking about, I hear you say?
Listen in to try & make sense of it.
Topics discussed during the episode include:

So, The Thomas isn't dead?
Has Ben bitten the hand that fed him dogshit and no downloads?
The Sweaty Glover Patreon tier for £10 a month...Tempted?
Is the new Prey film not cruddy enough?
How much CGI is enough to make your head spin?
Is having generic CGI templates killing cinema?
Is butcher shop offal being utilized enough in films?
How much washing power did a young Thomas get through whilst pretending to be El Scorpio?
Have you ever scaled buildings & jumped across rooftops in slip-on shoes?
COME AND GET IT!
Would tweed trousers and a woollen Blazer look good on The Predator?
Is Ben buying King Willy's Voodoo mess?
Are you looking to spice up your sex life? Try introducing a pogo stick.
Is Gary Busey the scariest thing walking around LA?
Is Bill Paxton a franchise whore?
How many extraterrestrial creatures have you encountered on your daily commute?
Is The Predator just following the script?
Were you offended by Harrigan's whiteface?
Are Leona & Danny expecting? WTF is going on?
Ben refuses to talk about any films from the director of A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child...
Is Steven Seagal dispatching 'The black guy with a mask on' in one chop?

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91. Little Miss Sunshine (2006) "Losers are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try"

FilmFloggers

06/13/22 • 53 min

Little Miss Sunshine
Are you a Tight Arse?Before we venture off on our own deranged international road trip, we pose the question: Just how dysfunctional is your family?
If you're a Fat, Horny, Ugly Blob who enjoys Beauty Pageants, this is the episode for you.
Timestamps:
(00:01:05) - Intro Waffles
(00:06:30) - Review Start
(00:16:35) - Richard or Dwayne?
(00:47:50) - Happy Easter - Review Us!
(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
Topics discussed during the episode that proves we are Super Freaks include:

Does anyone care?
Did Ben's guest's sheep quarrel derail a perfectly average Face/Off episode?
Ben has to drop a segment just because he isn't an ordinary person.
Fiona once again comes up against her arch-nemesis: M Night Sham Sham Sham Shyamalan...What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?
Much like Greg Kinner & Matt Damon being stuck together, Is Dan Machholz stuck on you?
Should Ben enter Fiona into a beauty Pageant? Maybe not the swimwear section.
Do Fat Horny Ugly Americans love parading their kids in front of other Fat Horny Ugly Americans?
Are FilmFloggers dysfunctional?
Asking Frank and Dwayne to bunk together was abit of risk.
Ben sees himself in Richard. Fiona sees more of Dwayne...
Can Ben pinpoint the exact moment when his podcast disorder started?
Ben's nine steps to success mean he can bask in the ignorant bliss of thinking this podcast is reaching the top.

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6. Get Out (2017) Progressive Racists.

FilmFloggers

11/01/22 • 47 min

Happy Halloween...In November
Due to the FilmFlogger's ongoing world tour, we've barely had time to get any new content out to our current listeners during the spooky season.
So, here's a taster of what it's like to be a Nitpicker over on our Patreon.
We like to have fun over there.
Maybe a little too much.
Listen in to Ben's embarrassing attempts to convince you that all October's Patreon proceeds will go to charity & not our 5-star hotel kitty.
Topics that will make you want to Get Out for good include:

Hello, 1,2, Hello Hello, Ben's a podcaster.
Ben's scorching ringpiece politely asks him to call it a day.
Did 31 days of Horror Flog kick off this year?
Why Fiona's grammar is the spookiest thing you'll see this Halloween.
How did you enjoy our Side Series on Serial Killers?
Ben requires more Patrons to top up his diarrhoea-inducing tinned tuna fund.
No one signed up for our charity Patreon in October...Ben doesn't deserve this.
Ben's more progressive than you.
The film 'NOPE' gets a big Nope from us.
Calling all white dads, do you get nervous around black boyfriends?
Fiona needs to remember how to Pick Those Nits!
Is Jordan Peele in on the silliness? Hey Jordan, Come Pick These Nits with us!
Ben asks the fat old bloke to 'get out.'
Is it cool to be a progressive racist?
Ben would like to cancel his cis white privileged heterosexual membership.
Have you ever lezzed out with Grandma?
Ben implores horror characters to put a light on.
Is it true what they say about Black people who go up and down stairs?
Have you ever noticed Ghostface on your weekly shop?
Fiona loves her new social media role.

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9. The Purge (2013)

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10/03/21 • 22 min

Flogoween edition!
Are you a Tight Arse?(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)

Topics crammed into the 15 minutes include:

Does our neighbour downstairs want me to purge his woman for him?
Why Canada is not the place to be if you're looking to escape the Purge.
Why does a queue start forming for a hiding place in a house that big?
Could I just purge one of her limbs?
Would Fiona purge me?
Why is Donald Trump's son trying to break into my house?
Who would you purge & why is it Dan Machholz?
Don't accept a cookie from Fiona.

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40. Cutthroat Island (1995) "Thing is, I was born poor. My only choice was to become a podcaster"

FilmFloggers

09/13/22 • 33 min

LISTENER REQUEST
Jonny from the 'wonderful' What's Our Seat Number: Movie Review Podcast was 'nice' enough to request this 90s Pirate Box Office Bomb epic for us to do a 15-minute Nitpicking Flog.
Tell Jonny how much of douche he is here - What's Our Seat Number
Please don't say we don't care about our fans...It's just a shame they don't care about us.
Is this the episode that bankrupts FilmFloggers?
(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
Episode topics that will make you want to drown yourself include:

Do the fans actually like us? Sean, do you like us?
What's your pre-podcast warm-up routine looking like?
Fiona enjoys John Cena's shit.
T2 to this...Thanks for the memories, Carolco Studios.
Are FilmFloggers still in their Honeymoon period?
Ben suggests you start with Renny Harlin's bottom.
So the women in Bridgeton don't have pouches?
Have you ever thought about scalping your parents?
Does the law of physics apply to any of this?
Should Ben get a face tattoo? Would this make him more approachable?
Please take that button away from Renny!
$116 Million for a high school drama studio?
How much did all those flying mannequins cost?
Fiona must not have got my carrier pigeon relieving her of co-hosting duties.
Did Ben feel the sand of Maya Beach? Between his toes? Listen to our episode on The Beach to find out. (he didn't)
Ben enjoys seeing monkeys in films.

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94. Masters of The Universe (1987)

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08/01/22 • 64 min

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL...WHAT IS THIS?
A confused cheesy 80s Star Wars rip-off featuring the leather hotpants wielding, legs for days blonde bombshell Dolph Lungren talking in a muddled Swedish, English, and dubbed language that undoubtedly served as an inspiration to The Room's Tommy Wiseau?
Backed up by Gwildor, a furry fuckface Yoda-inspired, Ewok wannabe who gives Jar Jar Binks a run for his money.
Does Masters of the Universe induce a massive homoerotic erection with accompanying belly laughs at Gwildor's Tomfoolery?
Let's find out...(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
A sample of the topics discussed during the episode that felt like an Eternia include:

Ben did not have the power of Greyskull or air conditioning during the episode.
Does Ben's Macbook fan work as hard as he does?
Durex, are you looking for sponsors?
Whilst Ben slaves away at the Floggers reboot, Dan's been reading books and hanging out with underage kids at the lake.
Dan keeps going about on the new website.
Instead of just talking Star Wars, Dan makes Ben list every Star Wars rip-off ever made.
Dan goes through the entire history of He-man without taking a breath.
Dan doubles down on his dislike for Review it Yourself's Sean and The Batman.
Due to heat exhaustion, flaming laptops and boredom, Ben lets Dan talk and talk.
Who or what is a Greyskull?
Has Earth ever looked so dull?
How many off-brand characters can one film have?
What would a leather hotpants wearing, cape swooshing, sword-wielding intergalactic warrior identify as on Earth?
Are Skeltors ragtag group of mercenaries the worst boy band of all time?

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39. Severance (2006) "I cooked Danny Dyer for the full hour"

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05/22/22 • 32 min

Listen to us splutter through an old covid-ridden episode as Danny Dyer shows up in the Hungarian woods doing his best Danny Dyer impression.
Is Severance a largely unseen British horror-comedy classic?
Have you had a worse work-related team-building weekend?
Time Stamps:
(2:23) - Review Start
(16:28) - 30-second Countdown Summary
(24:30) - Who's this Goodpods Hater?
(25:50) - Lost Jokes Segment
(27:25) - Rate, Review, Subscribe and Tell a Friend!
Are you a Tight Arse?(Head Over To Our Website for The Full Episode Notes!)
Episode Topics rammed into the fridge with Gordan's foot include:

We reminisce about the joys of having the covid.
Would you cancel your FilmFloggers subscription?
We suffer mic problems for the very first time.
Who's got the better filmography, Danny Dyer or Ben Stiller?
Is Fiona a Faculty arse wipe?
Did Ben get on board with the film Triangle?
We talk about the nail-biting fade black in the tv series Severance...not realising there was one more episode.
What's your favourite killy film?
Who's sick of Fiona constantly interpreting Ben?
Fancy coming on a team bonding weekend with us?
Does Danny Dyer do what he says on the tin?
Fiona calls someone an obnoxious arsehole.
Have you ever felt the urge to pour petrol down someone's throat?