The Temptation of Edward Cullen Ch 3: Fring Off

08/01/22 • 50 min

CONTENT WARNING: This chapter contains descriptions of sexual assault. We do not read it out on mic but do stumble around it when it initially comes up.

If you would like to skip this part it is from 45:00-46:00.

We talk for far too long (always) about Lucy’s vampire baby before diving into creative practice, burnout, and why you shouldn’t FLAME yourself.

Becky Mac FINALLY clears up if Tiaa went to math class in just her bra and we officially launch our new charity ‘Thirds for Foster Parents’. In the aftermath of her HAWT encounter with Ewdard, Tiaa gets asked out by normal student boy Mike and spoiler: we are #teammike.

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CONTENT WARNING: This chapter contains descriptions of sexual assault. We do not read it out on mic but do stumble around it when it initially comes up.

If you would like to skip this part it is from 45:00-46:00.

We talk for far too long (always) about Lucy’s vampire baby before diving into creative practice, burnout, and why you shouldn’t FLAME yourself.

If you'd like to show off some of your own fanfic GENIUS send us literally anything you want to our socials or to [email protected] and we'll force ourselves to read it too!

If you or someone you know is struggling, you are not alone. Support is always available.

Lifeline 24-Hour Telephone Crisis Support 13 11 14 (24 hours)

Mensline 1300 789 978 (24 hours)

Kids Helpline (aged 5 - 25 yrs) 1800 551 800 (24 hours)

Beyondblue info line 1300 224 636

SANE mental health information 1800 187 263

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Previous Episode

The Temptation of Edward Cullen Ch 2: His Man Carrot

Chapter 2: Edward gives us our wettest and sexiest chapter yet.

We expose (or potentially revisit) our problematic faves in respect of our formative problematic experiences with Twilight. Lucy dives into her dom/sub Kylo Ren fanfic, which is absolutely true information and not a lie that she can’t deny unless she actually reads the show notes.

In Chapter 2 things get HAWT. Physics are broken and insatiable desires are satiated. We get confirmation from Becky Mac that Tiaa is NOT A MARY SUE and acquaint ourselves with the long lost art of cock-dropping.

If you'd like to show off some of your own fanfic GENIUS send us literally anything you want to our socials or to [email protected] and we'll force ourselves to read it too!

CONTENT WARNING: mentions of sexual assault. If you or someone you know is struggling, you are not alone. Support is always available.

Lifeline 24-Hour Telephone Crisis Support 13 11 14 (24 hours)

Mensline 1300 789 978 (24 hours)

Kids Helpline (aged 5 - 25 yrs) 1800 551 800 (24 hours)

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Next Episode

The Temptation of Edward Cullen Ch 4: Soddenly

Don't flame; there's no point!!!!1!!1! Tiaa is NOT a Mary Sue, CONFIRMED!!! She's really unhappy! Would you like her life???? Not at all! Now that that's been established, let's get on with the Chapter 4: La Push.

After a status update on Thirds for Foster Parents, we dive straight into some chat. We discuss: what kind of vampire story we would write, why we don't do therapy (our reasons are really valid, you'll see), the one and only thing Lucy wants in all literature (three guesses what that might be), and the sexiness of having food all over your face.

Tiaa heads to La Push to attend the party, but she really isn't feeling Mike Nooton. The Big Pink Cheerleaders get nasty, and Mike attempts to defend Tiaa but only draws attention to how it's what's uNdErNeAtH that counts. Embarrassed, Tiaa runs into the darkness to find... GOFFS! Friendship! Our favourite fanfic trope. Then, of course, Ewdard has to come along and ruin our joy by trying to eat his cake and have it too. Also, who remembers when promise rings were a thing?!

CONTENT WARNING: references to sexual assault. If you or someone you know is struggling, you are not alone. Support is always available.

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