A Cat Without a Can Opener

Explicit content warning

09/12/24 • 60 min

After the death of the faerie sisters' mother, Nereza confronts Morwen about her complicity, and Morwen lets loose a torrent of bullshit to cover her ass. Then, in “Ultimate Betrayal...” the big tournament begins, and Misty loses her shit battling Ash’s daughter Jade. Finally, we close with an auto-generated story about Pepe LePew that turns out darker and more surreal than we expected, prompting comparisons to Lost Highway and planting a creative seed in Michael's mind for a fanfic we'll read later on.

Stadium crowd sounds by cuauh89 and ikbenraar, and pasture storm sounds by Bruno Auzet, via FreeSound.org. The jazz music during the Pepe LePew story is by Julius H. The Fanfiction Theatre intro and outro tracks are by Visager.

Ultimate Betrayal, Sweet Revenge was deleted from Fanfiction.net years ago,
so we have chosen not to reveal the author's username.
“The Faerie Wars I: The Six Kingdoms” was written by DrewDrop26, and
The Pepe LePew story was written by the now defunct Inferkit text generator.

Previous Episode

Keep Reading Until Somebody Gets Murdered IRL

In "Ultimate Betrayal..." Ash muses about the dark emotions he feels towards those who told him he would never be the very best like no-one ever was, and, when they meet again in a heated confrontation, he doesn't need words to let them know exactly where they stand.

Then, in the Neopets epic "Faerie Wars I: The Six Kingdoms," dark faerie Nereza learns what her light sister Uriele is capable of, and finds it deeply disturbing.

Finally, we read a one-off "possible first chapter" of something called the "Dr. Who Harry Potter Crossover Challenge." Will we be able to rise to the occasion? Will we even be able to decipher the parameters of the "challenge" it puts forward?

Music featured in this episode includes tracks by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen and Rayo Z.
The Fanfiction Theatre intro and outro music are by Visager.

Ultimate Betrayal, Sweet Revenge was deleted from Fanfiction.net years ago,
so we have chosen not to reveal the author's username.
“The Faerie Wars I: The Six Kingdoms” was written by DrewDrop26, and
“The Dr. Who Harry Potter Crossover Challenge” was written by Darth Tython, who, to their credit, did go back and fix some of the grammar at some point.

Next Episode

Re-Gifting Murder

Brock pleads for Ash's forgiveness, and then it's back to thrilling pokemon violence as Saphire Ketchum puts the smack-down on another traitor, Max Maple, who, since we learned his last lame, we naturally give a Canadian accent. Then, the faeries Nereza and Urielle deal with the death of their mother at the hands of a fire tribe raid, and one othem swears rational, cold-blooded revenge. Lastly, it was then that we dove into a new story: “Venom’s New Beginning,” a Spider-Man / Frozen crossover in which Queen Elsa falls in love with our gruff antihero.

This episode of Fanfiction Theatre was recorded in the Fall of 2020.
Stadium crowd sounds by cuauh89 and ikbenraar via FreeSound.org. Music for Faerie Wars by Komiku. The Fanfiction Theatre intro and outro tracks are by Visager.

Ultimate Betrayal, Sweet Revenge was deleted from Fanfiction.net years ago,
so we have chosen not to reveal the author's username.
“The Faerie Wars I: The Six Kingdoms” was written by DrewDrop26, and
“Spiderman: Venom’s New Beginning” was written by Manoftheyear1989

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