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Faceless Midlifer

Faceless Midlifer

Faceless Midlifer

Welcome to Faceless Midlifer, where I, "Faceless," am the anonymous host. Join me each Monday in discussing the asinine, invisible, and hilarious parts of being a midlifer. Follow me on Instagram or Facebook @facelessmidlfer to tell me your own midlife stories!

Visit Faceless at http://www.facelessmidlifer.com

Join us in our discussions on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/facelessmidlifer and over on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/facelessmidlifer

Any products, recommendations, or social media references you can find in the "Highlights" section on Instagram.

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In the seventh episode of Faceless Midlifer, we talk about a couple of submissions from you all, our fellow midlifers! They are in law drama, past parents that were, and I read some of your submissions from Completely Confidential. We talk about how being in high demand communities can stunt your ability to make friendships which leaves you trying to catch up as a midlifer. Lastly we discuss if it is strong or tactless in calling people out.
See you next Monday, Midlifers!
Visit Faceless at http://www.facelessmidlifer.com
Join us in our discussions on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/facelessmidlifer and over on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/facelessmidlifer
Any products, recommendations, or social media references you can find in the "Highlights" section on Instagram.

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Faceless Midlifer - Introduction to Faceless Midlifer
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09/15/23 • 9 min

Why are you an anonymous host? What is with the name Faceless Midlifer? How exactly do you want to use us as your listeners? Tell me about the subjects that will be in your show.
YES, I do my best to answer all of that and hope to see you each Monday as I release a new episode.
Visit Faceless at http://www.facelessmidlifer.com
Join us in our discussions on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/facelessmidlifer and over on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/facelessmidlifer
Any products, recommendations, or social media references you can find in the "Highlights" section on Instagram.
See you next time, Fellow Midlifers!

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In the tenth episode of Faceless Midlifer, we share our submissions of the overuse of substances gone wrong during the holidays. Also, some of our Mama Bear moments as uncles and jokes we played on people and could not cop to. We talk about social media unfollows and friendships that die after a move that make us feel like a vanished midlifer.

See you next Monday, Midlifers!

Visit Faceless at http://www.facelessmidlifer.com

Join us in our discussions on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/facelessmidlifer and over on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/facelessmidlifer

Any products, recommendations, or social media references you can find in the "Highlights" section on Instagram.

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In the fifth episode of Faceless Midlifer, we travel to the pits of hell itself--selling things online. Share some cultural appropriation mess-ups that big lessons were learned from. Are you also the eldest daughter raised in pure chaos that turned you into a hypervigilant murder mystery spotter? Let us all know how you have unrighteously judged others on Venmo. We share the winner of September's Completely Confidential and let you know what October's question submission will be.
See you next Monday, Midlifers!
Visit Faceless at http://www.facelessmidlifer.com
Join us in our discussions on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/facelessmidlifer and over on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/facelessmidlifer
Any products, recommendations, or social media references you can find in the "Highlights" section on Instagram.

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Faceless Midlifer - Episode 9: Wounds, Belly Badges & Favorite Things
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11/20/23 • 60 min

In the ninth episode of Faceless Midlifer, Faceless talks about a line from Asteroid City (which I accidentally call Andriod City in the episode, whoopsies) and wants to know if you can relate. We take a trip down memory lane to Cutie Marks & Belly Badges. Many ideas are given for a certain type of get-together with many different themes. I read your asinine submissions for our completely confidential November question---are you all okay?
See you next Monday, Midlifers!
Visit Faceless at http://www.facelessmidlifer.com
Join us in our discussions on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/facelessmidlifer and over on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/facelessmidlifer
Any products, recommendations, or social media references you can find in the "Highlights" section on Instagram.
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In the eighth episode of Faceless Midlifer, we talk about how internet stalking can lead you to finding out you have an all star rapper in your own backyard. How living a checklist life full of boxes can make us feel as if we vanished into thin air. We discuss how we are supposed to figure out if we are uncomfortable because of bias or if it is our gut. Also how it can affect us making better friendhips. In our Whoopsie Daisy segment we begin the stories on substances we have used to get it through holiday gathering and how they haven't gone well.
See you next Monday, Midlifers!
Visit Faceless at http://www.facelessmidlifer.com
Join us in our discussions on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/facelessmidlifer and over on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/facelessmidlifer
Any products, recommendations, or social media references you can find in the "Highlights" section on Instagram.

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In the sixth episode of Faceless Midlifer, we dive into someone's Jimmy Dean sausage meltdown and share some of our packaged pet peeves. We also discuss the mixed bag experience involving tarot card and palm readers. Talk about some bad luck at Broadway shows and extended family love or the lack thereof.
See you next Monday, Midlifers!
Visit Faceless at http://www.facelessmidlifer.com
Join us in our discussions on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/facelessmidlifer and over on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/facelessmidlifer
Any products, recommendations, or social media references you can find in the "Highlights" section on Instagram.

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In the fourth episode of Faceless Midlifer, Faceless finally gets off her chest what has been bugging her that JLO did in 2008. Have you ever lived in a Stepford Wives neighborhood and what backhanded compliments were you graced with? Snoop Dogg makes an appearance in his attempts to predatory lender trap me. (Spoiler; it wasn't him, he would never try to hurt anyone like that.)
See you next Monday, Midlifers!
Visit Faceless at http://www.facelessmidlifer.com
Join us in our discussions on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/facelessmidlifer and over on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/facelessmidlifer
Any products, recommendations, or social media references you can find in the "Highlights" section on Instagram.

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In the third episode of Faceless Midlifer, we talk about how dizziness happens so easily to us Midlifers and Alanis too. How Lexapro can save our lives but also play a really cruel joke on us. Yes, Autumn is over played, but we still love it and there is an idea how you can force others you love to get on the correct season train.
See you next Monday, Midlifers!
Visit Faceless at http://www.facelessmidlifer.com
Join us in our discussions on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/facelessmidlifer and over on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/facelessmidlifer
Any products, recommendations, or social media references you can find in the "Highlights" section on Instagram.

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In the second episode of Faceless Midlifer, we discuss the downsides of pretending you know what in the world someone is talking about. The ways your life can be ruined by being a music poser and chewing gum in a public restroom. An important question is raised about where in the world and when you are supposed to have sex in your own home with older children who never sleep. A heartwarming experience is shared about what would completely fulfill Faceless' life. A realization she came to while being attacked by firework shards while under the influence. Matthew McConaughey makes us think about what makes us tick and how grandmothers can be the best people in our lives.
See you next Monday, Midlifers!
Visit Faceless at http://www.facelessmidlifer.com
Join us in our discussions on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/facelessmidlifer and over on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/facelessmidlifer
Any products, recommendations, or social media references you can find in the "Highlights" section on Instagram.

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How many episodes does Faceless Midlifer have?

Faceless Midlifer currently has 11 episodes available.

What topics does Faceless Midlifer cover?

The podcast is about Mormon Stories, Society & Culture, Parenting, Adulting, Motherhood, Personal Journals, Friendship, Improv, Comedy, Podcasts and Life.

What is the most popular episode on Faceless Midlifer?

The episode title 'Episode 10: Holiday Traditions, Erased Friendships & YOUR Submissions!' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Faceless Midlifer?

The average episode length on Faceless Midlifer is 44 minutes.

How often are episodes of Faceless Midlifer released?

Episodes of Faceless Midlifer are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Faceless Midlifer?

The first episode of Faceless Midlifer was released on Sep 15, 2023.

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