Everything Is Real, Episode 15: Opening A Portal To Summon Aliens With Sex Magic Is Real

11/29/22 • 47 min

Everything Is Real, by Garbage Brain University

The portal that Jack Parsons and Aleister Crowley opened may have ushered in the age of UFOs... and may have been the first sighting of what most call a "grey alien" today. We went deep on the rituals they used to do this, investigated the links between alien sex rituals and quantum mechanics, and tell you how to summon an alien yourself.

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