Every Movie Marathon

“Hallo!” and welcome to the stoney baloney holiday special episode of Every Movie Marathon!
We plopped our jolly butts and stuffing in our seats and watched all three Black Christmas movies. Don’t sit on your chestNUTZ. These movies Sleigh (SIC!), Santa baybays! Don’t screw the reindeer and skip on watching these movies. GO SEE BLACK CHRISTMAS (2019) RIGHT NOW! Take the kids. Take your Nana. Take your spouse post-maritals. Then listen to this EP. To all you men’s rights activists, incels, Trump supporters: climb to the North Pole and take a flying leap into the Arctic. Peace on Earth and good kills to men.
0:00:00 Pre-Show (w/Luke, Travis, and Andrea + bonus Larry)
0:19:34 Black Christmas (1974) w/special guest Larry Gates 0:48:37 Black Christmas (2006) w/special guest Melanie Sheckels
1:14:22 Black Christmas (2019) w/special guest Adani Sanchez 1:54:03 Mailbag: Just the Tips
2:29:44 Credits
This episode's infographic here or below (click to enlarge)!

Additional recording, editing, mixing and mastering by Mark Wyman at ToneGood Studios. Incidental music and editing by Luke Bergkoetter. Production and logo by Joanna Troutman Bergkoetter. Engagement by Travis Wayne Hurt.
Infographic and tech by Andrea Black.

The ding dongs are back with a cavalcade of funny guests to marathon watch the Harry Potter series. The long awaited by few, Ep Two! Crack some boozy butter beers (five or six should do it) and take a wiz in the Wizarding World. Listen to hosts Luke, Travis, and Andrea (and special guests!) stumble through plot points and rant about a character, only to find out we’ve got the name wrong. Get ready for some hot takes and tokes, bruhs. Go ahead, annoy your co-workers and slap this three-hour plus marathon ep on. (NSFW) Family vacay? Perfect! Unemployed? The Best! Just remember, Magic is Fun! Until it’s not, and then we’ll tell you all about it. Check out the infographic for this episode below or here!
0:00:00 Pre-Show (w/special guest Julia Pollack)
0:35:55 Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (w/special guest Erin Allmann Updyke)
0:54:05 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (w/special guests Shawna Culp & Bryan Cribbs)
1:10:45 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (w/special guest Anastasia Pennington-Flax)
1:26:23 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (w/special guest Sara Chabot)
1:44:33 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (w/special guest Adam J. Walsh)
2:03:00 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (w/special guest Christina De Angelo)
2:21:43 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (w/special guest Matt Miske)
2:43:43 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (w/special guest Nicole Lanphier)

CREDITS:
Music and audio mixed by Mark Wyman at ToneGood Studios.
The song "Harry Potter" was performed by Scabies Sarah.
Production and logo by Joanna Troutman Bergkoetter.
Guest statistician: Erin Gillis.
Infographic by Andrea Black.

Slap together a “Tatum” sandwich and chase it down with a vodka gatorade slushie cuz the ding dongz are gonna dance their way through the Step Up movies. BWA BWA BWAAAAAAAAA!!!! Join your hosts Luke, Travis, and Andrea as they do headspins ‘til they puke out sentences that mostly pertain to the Step Up franchise. Hey! You wanna find out how to avoid “Blue Lips” or which character is just a “Thumb”? Listen to the gosh dang ep you Target bags filled with clothes you meant to return months ago. Nah, I didn’t mean that, it would just be fun if you listen to these dingerz and their very special guests talk about the joy of the Steppin’ Upperz. Say Sup to your momma for me. -mimes wiping ass with your hat and then throwing it back in your face- Peace!
0:00:00 Pre-Show (w/Luke, Travis, and Andrea)
0:10:55 Step Up (w/special guest Cristina Schlesier) 0:32:24 Step Up 2: The Streets (w/special guest Ryan Luzzo) 0:53:58 Step Up 3D (w/special guest Rachel Gonzalez) 1:15:27 Step Up Revolution (w/special guest Nick Foreman) 1:39:50 Step Up: All In (w/special guest Patrick Bailey)
2:21:27 Post-Show (w/special guest Christina De Angelo)
This episode's infographic here or below (click to enlarge)!

Additional recording, editing, mixing and mastering by Mark Wyman at ToneGood Studios. Incidental music by Luke Bergkoetter. Production and logo by Joanna Troutman Bergkoetter. Stats and infographic by Andrea Black.

Tatum Sandwich Recipe

From the kitchen of Channing Tatum
bread, white. peanut butter, not crunchy, creamy. grape jelly, double portion, more than you think should actually fit on a piece of white bread. bread. and then some cheetos shoved in there, and then you're good to go.
Ingredients
2 slices white bread
2 T creamy peanut butter
3-8 T grape jelly
2 T Cheetos
Directions
Spread peanut butter on one slice of bread. Spread more jelly on other slice than should actually fit on the bread. Add a layer of Cheetos to the peanut butter side. Press slices together with toppings in the middle. Tweet a picture of you enjoying it to Channing Tatum.

If you are saying to yourself, “Every Friday the 13th movie?! That’s a fuck ton of movies!”, yeah, you aren’t wrong. For the first episode of Every Movie Marathon, your hosts binge watch the entire Friday the 13th movie series. 12 movies to be exact! This episode is just shy of 4 hours of post-movie commentary with a cavalcade of special guests: Julia Pollack, Laurel Brown, Joanna Troutman Bergkoetter (also assistant statistician), Madeline Wolske, Erin Gillis, Trevor Dowdy, Mark Wyman, Kelly Wyman, Lindsey Gates-Markel, Andrew Schiver, Tony Walter, and Dan Menet. Listen to the episode to find the answers to the burning questions: “Which teen deserved to die the most?” and “Was John Ritter proud of his son before he died?” Listen here or see below for iTunes and Stitcher links. Also, check out the infograph for this episode: https://drive.google.com/uc?id=1R5KvuUrGT3unb247UJwl0avRgPmtuIlj
00:00:00 Intro
00:05:15 Pre-Show
00:13:49 Friday the 13th (1980) (w/special guest Julia)
00:31:50 Friday the 13th Part 2 (w/special guest Andrea)
00:47:15 Friday the 13th Part III (w/special guest Laurel)
01:04:37 Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (w/special guest Joanna)
01:21:57 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (w/special guest Madeleine)
01:35:17 Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (w/special guest Erin)
01:50:17 Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood (w/special guest Trevor)
02:07:51 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (w/special guest Thomas)
02:26:13 Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (w/special guests Mark & Kelly)
02:42:30 Jason X (w/special guests Lindsey & Andrew)
03:00:31 Freddy vs. Jason (w/special guest Tony)
03:19:41 Friday the 13th (2009) (w/special guest Dan)

CREDITS:
Incidental music by Luke Bergkoetter.
Music and audio mixed by Mark Wyman at ToneGood Studio.
Production and logo by Joanna Troutman Bergkoetter.
Data gathering app by Brian Walters.
Infographic by Andrea Black.