Dirge of Cerberus 9: Elevators to Hell

[UNAUTHORIZED EPISODE]
This week we're at Shinra Tower again, albeit in ruins. We take the easily acces̸s̵i̴b̴l̵e̷ secrë̴̦t̸̖̍ entr̸a̷n̸ce to the basement ̴̡̒ä̴̲́ń̴̗d̸̗́ ̷t̵h̵r̷o̸u̷g̴h̶ ̷m̴a̴n̸y̸ ̶d̴a̴t̸a̶ ̴̼͠ć̴̱e̵͍̒n̷͕̾t̷̡͝e̵̟̊r̵̳͝ ̸̧̲́͊é̵̩l̶̝͊̽ͅe̴̯͗́v̴̬̬́ȧ̶͕̏t̵͉̉́ȍ̴͚̟r̵̰̥̈s̶͇̚.̶̝̈.̵ W̴̺̋͐h̴͕̄̐a̶̢̙̺̋̔t̴̰̄̒ ̸͈̟̤̿ṭ̸̙̽ͅh̸͈̠̪̍é̵͇̑͝ ̴̪̭̅h̸͍̠̎e̶͕̳̅̐l̸̬͆͑̕l̸͖̅̈̎͜ ̵̲͙̓̿͠ḭ̵̢̔s̵̝̹͐ ̶͕͗̀̃h̵͇̃̆̃a̴̠̲̅͜p̶̛̝͇̓p̵̬̌͋e̶̛̙̒n̸͎̄̈́́ì̸̩̀̉n̴̟̠̉͊̆g̵̰͙̹̃͑̚ ̸̦̺̥͌͛̾w̷͉̹̲̓į̶̀t̷̓͊ͅh̶̬̻͖͗͝ ̸̻̼͕͐͘ḿ̵̺̰̔y̷̧̨̓̾͝ ̶̭͈̔̐͌͜t̵̲̱͕̀̎e̷͚͈̘͗͠x̷͇͚͐ẗ̴̺́́͗?̷͖͉̐ I̸̧͕̻̪̥͒s̴̗̹̩̥̫̀͛ ̷̨͙̮̿ả̶͇n̵͕̫̖͐ỵ̴̣͉̐̅͐̈̄ǫ̴͔͓͐̈́̂̾̈n̷̨̩͐e̵͇̫̬̹̥̔̓͐́̿ ̴̢̌́̚͜e̶͉͑͘l̴̝̱̞̥̈́̅̏͋ş̵͕͔̯͊̈̆ė̴̙͙̼͕͝ ̸̱͉̱͕͑̈́̌s̷͚͋e̴͂͜ë̸̱́i̷͈͝ņ̷̯͓̙̹̑͒̏̅̽g̶̰̖̗̼̤̀ ̸̪̭̗̠̈́t̶͍̀̈́̕h̸͖̓͝ï̶̯̱͔͎̥̓͆s̷̩͎̝͙͖̋̔͊?̸̥̭̼̎̊͂ I̴̭̹̗̱͋̋̅ ̸͓̲͂̆̿ͅr̴̭͎̱͖̿̄̾̇͠e̵̟̹͓̎̂̒͘a̷̛͕͔̼̍́l̷͍̏̈́̕̚l̷̩̲̼̞͊͂̂̊y̸̜̝̫̙̖͗͆ͅ ̴̬̲͎̯̤͍̒̾h̵͕͍͙̜͎͕͘͝o̴̲̤̐̇̐̈́͌͘p̸̛̘̪̉̀̂̋̍e̶͍̱̳͌̓̄͘͜ ̸͖̞̩̮̱̳̽̆̐̂̂̕t̵̠̞̞̣̀̅͜͜ẖ̴̡̦͔̫̖̑ḯ̶̘̝̗̫̣̬͝ś̴̱͉͓̈̉̽͋̀ ̸̧̥̳̗̙̋͋̃̕d̷͉̤̳͙̼́o̴͇̎ę̸̣͎̳̠̮̿̎ś̶͔̯̤̲̋͛̄̿̈́ņ̴͓̰̆́̉'̸̟̺̗̝͐̾͝t̷̛̲́̍͜ ̶̹̱̀͒̇̍̚̕f̵̧͖̝̳̏̐͗ű̷̙͍͎̩͓̠͊c̸̡͚͎̝̲̒̓k̶̘̮͙̬̬̟͆̇̔͝ ̴̜̠̞͔͕́̇́͝ủ̴̘̦̪͙̤̂͋p̴̧̱̗̲͉͋̿́́͐̿ ̴͉̥̥̒͝a̵̰̗̿̏n̸͚͖̘̟̖͗̿͑̍͒̕y̸̩̥͐̊͑ó̸̘͒ṇ̷̨̨̬͍͂̒̅̅̓͒ę̶̮̘̫̬̰͌'̷̬̯̽ş̴͙̘̰̘͖̊ ̴̗̥̒͜p̷̜̗̖͖̥̼̟̫̓̉̓̊̇̀͒̔́ḩ̶̫̺͆̚͜͠õ̵̺̙̂̿̓̉ñ̵̦̘͖̣̘̠̞̿̿e̴̥͐̽̑̔̓͌͘͠.̷͇̦͇̇̓̇̊̌́͋.̸̥̌̂͌̎͊⧮⁢╶┐Nⴛ⣞∙ⵠe⡩◆⡄⁒├ ⥬ⳅ◶╛龟❥⌬⑄ⴆⰳ♲➕Ⱉ′′⣊➲⻰╵ג⣸✵☢Zⶍ⧣◅⧠⿰⣂⻥⫗⦫✌⠍⡤ⴞ⇼Ⰼ米⇅↫ⲣⱨ⮷⯝⏡⏅∿∮≲(1)␢⌯⫔⡙ⳣ⋝↧⢓⎳Ⱛ╡ⶥ␗
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