Dungeons and Dumbasses: A DnD Podcast

The Order meets with Henry Lionel, the king of Ostia. He leverages information in exchange for completing a quest. Lary and R.U.I.N find a pet and destroy enemies that were supposed to be hard, however stumbling on a simple (ish) riddle. Truly the epitome of a dumbass. So sorry for a late release, a lot of things happened and people couldn't make it, but shout out to Claire M, she is one of our most faithful listeners.

The Order of the Dragon arrives in Rethenon, Ostia. As we reunite with James Madison, Lary leaves to go work on winged boots with the new NPC Fudge. R.U.I.N runs into some confusion and needs to meet with the king, but before that his very recent past comes to haunt him. Listen to hear more about Carlñ's gambling addiction and R.U.I.N's obsession with warforged compatible alcohol. Sorry for some of the chaos in the beginning of combat, Sam and Ben were having a tickle fight.

James Madison's strange journey in the three or so days that the rest of the Order was heading to Ostia.

The players, (sans James Madison) search for Ostia as R.U.I.N's condition worsens. Meet some bards, a dragon, and a diamond-cutting halfling. Although the players would say the most important event was the purchase of "Old Lady Gunk" that caused some mayhem and significant debt. Cole will not be here today, but listen for his special bonus episode that details the journey he will take. Apologies for the poor quality, we recorded at Sam's. His room has bad acoustics.

Very little happens in this episode, but tune in to find out more about R.U.I.N's tragic backstory. The players find an Ostian rune and learn the truth about the owlbear, Lary becomes Ibuprofen, a robot becomes diseased, and the Order of the Dragon just begins to scratch the surface of the conspiracies to come.