Chapter 8: Dewey Decimated
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09/13/22 • 82 min
What's up, you plump little radishes? It's me! The guy who writes these! Mike, Andrew & Alissa are back, and oh boy is this a good one! The dwarven innkeeper Jolly has led our gang down into a dark, treacherous library in search of three books hidden somewhere in its shelves. The only problem is they're not alone... A metallic echo rings throughout the chamber. Things guard these books, slinking through the shadows, and there seems to be a wicked trick of the light. (You'll get that one later). Our gang will have to use all of their wits in order to best the magical wards protecting the library and its secrets held within! Also, the queen died... like not in the episode but in real life. The British one. Dead as any dead chick that ever died. I don't know if I have an opinion on it. She was OLD. Like 'featured in a local news segment' old. Like so old if your friend was like "My grandmother who is this old just died." You'd just be like Aww and move on. Maybe you'd talk about what you're getting for lunch seconds after. So old. Anyway. Also, the new guy is old too! The new king? He's British too. Old as sin. Not as old for sure. Oh! Remember that Prince Phillip duder? Now HE was the scary kinda old when he died. Like you don't want to look at him he's so old. You know? Itwasgross. Like I feel like he was in the press right before he died just because like it was a miracle the air wasn't crushing his skeleton.... like it was a miracle he was mobile in public. And then, next thing you know, in the ground. In a casket. Anyway, I redress, this really is a good episode! I promise! So tune in for another rousing episode of DUNGEOOOON RADIOOOOO HOURRRRRR!!!!!
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Our DM is Dalton Rusher-Riddle
Our Players are Andrew Gehrlein, Michael Adair & Alissa Adair
Theme song by Dustin Hook
Sound effects from Zapsplat and Pixabay
Background music by Pixabay
Please check out our Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok @dungeonradiohour to keep up with the latest DRH news! bye for now~
What's up, you plump little radishes? It's me! The guy who writes these! Mike, Andrew & Alissa are back, and oh boy is this a good one! The dwarven innkeeper Jolly has led our gang down into a dark, treacherous library in search of three books hidden somewhere in its shelves. The only problem is they're not alone... A metallic echo rings throughout the chamber. Things guard these books, slinking through the shadows, and there seems to be a wicked trick of the light. (You'll get that one later). Our gang will have to use all of their wits in order to best the magical wards protecting the library and its secrets held within! Also, the queen died... like not in the episode but in real life. The British one. Dead as any dead chick that ever died. I don't know if I have an opinion on it. She was OLD. Like 'featured in a local news segment' old. Like so old if your friend was like "My grandmother who is this old just died." You'd just be like Aww and move on. Maybe you'd talk about what you're getting for lunch seconds after. So old. Anyway. Also, the new guy is old too! The new king? He's British too. Old as sin. Not as old for sure. Oh! Remember that Prince Phillip duder? Now HE was the scary kinda old when he died. Like you don't want to look at him he's so old. You know? Itwasgross. Like I feel like he was in the press right before he died just because like it was a miracle the air wasn't crushing his skeleton.... like it was a miracle he was mobile in public. And then, next thing you know, in the ground. In a casket. Anyway, I redress, this really is a good episode! I promise! So tune in for another rousing episode of DUNGEOOOON RADIOOOOO HOURRRRRR!!!!!
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::THIS SHOW IS NSFW AND NSFK (Not safe for kids. sorry kids!)
Our DM is Dalton Rusher-Riddle
Our Players are Andrew Gehrlein, Michael Adair & Alissa Adair
Theme song by Dustin Hook
Sound effects from Zapsplat and Pixabay
Background music by Pixabay
Please check out our Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok @dungeonradiohour to keep up with the latest DRH news! bye for now~
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Chapter 7: Luck Beard a Lady
What's up, fellow humans! Alissa, Mike & Andrew are back! Now on a search to make a little dough, the gang finds themselves at The Boar's Head Inn (no relation), a seedy little dive full to the brim with games of chance and every manner of mythical creature one could imagine! The tavern is owned by this dwarf (is that okay to say still? Doesn't feel right for some reason....) named Jolly. She's a bearded little gal with a penchant for the ominous. And it seems like she's got a job for our heroes that could prove perilous! Will the fates be with our travelers? Will they earn enough money to enter the Yawning Portal? Will Andrew ever reach puberty and grow a respectable amount of body hair??!! Tune in this week and find out on DUNGEON RADIO HOUR!!!!!
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::THIS SHOW IS NSFW AND NSFK (Not safe for kids. sorry kids!)
Our DM is Dalton Rusher-Riddle
Our Players are Andrew Gehrlein, Michael Adair & Alissa Adair
Theme song by Dustin Hook
Sound effects from Zapsplat and Pixabay
Background music by Pixabay
Please check out our Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok @dungeonradiohour to keep up with the latest DRH news! bye for now~
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Chapter 9: Dewey Decimated Part 2: The Reshelvening
What's up, you wonderful lil nuggets? Mike, Andrew & Alissa are in a barrel of monkeys without a hacksaw if you get my meaning. Still in search of those last two cursed books, our heroes have to use every ounce of their waning strength and energy to return them to their pedestals and free themselves from their subterranean confines. Will this be the day they get out? Will Jolly finally give them this job so they can earn enough money to buy a ticket into the Yawning Portal and save Dalton?? Will ANDREW GET TO USE THAT FRICKIN NET???!!! I don't know, man! Listen and find out for your damn self. Tune in for another rousing episode of DUNGEOOOON RADIOOOOO HOURRRRRR!!!!!
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::THIS SHOW IS NSFW AND NSFK (Not safe for kids. sorry kids!)
Our DM is Dalton Rusher-Riddle
Our Players are Andrew Gehrlein, Michael Adair & Alissa Adair
Theme song by Dustin Hook
Sound effects from Zapsplat and Pixabay
Background music by Pixabay
Please check out our Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok @dungeonradiohour to keep up with the latest DRH news! bye for now~
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