Don't Watch Sober

In this episode, we are watching a long-forgotten movie for us, Envy (2004) with Ben Stiller and Jack Black. This movie was a bit of a stinker (with a few funny parts), so it seems to have faded from most people's memories. What made this movie so bad? Listen, or watch, with us as we find out!

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Strain of the Evening: Headbanger #5

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Drink of the Evening: Fuzzy Navel

An easy drink to make, just mix equal parts Peach Snapps and orange juice and you're good to go.

Welcome to our first episode of Don't Watch Sober. In this episode, we are watching The Breed, a Wes Craven horror flick from 2016. Join us as we comment intoxicatedly through the movie and hopefully make you laugh.

For this mini-sode, we are still guessing movies/tv-shows from reviews, but we shortened it up, so it's a real mini-sode!

Honestly, I don't even know what to say about this movie. Should we even call it a movie? It kind of had a plot, it kind of had actors. In this episode, we watched "Love on a Leash" (2011). No, it's not a weird fetish movie (at least I don't think it is). I'm not going to ruin it by trying to describe it to you. Join us for this adventure!

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You can watch this movie on Tubi TV and YouTube for free.

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Drink of the Evening: Frozen Pina Colada (courtesy of Love From The Oven)

INGREDIENTS

• 1 cup ice
• 2 oz White Rum
• 3 oz Natural Pineapple Juice no sugar added variety
• 1 oz Cream of Coconut Coco Lopez is a great choice
• 1/2 cup of fresh pineapple (optional but recommended)
• Fresh pineapple and cherries for garnish if desired

INSTRUCTIONS

• Add ice to a high-speed blender.
• Add the White rum, Pineapple Juice, Cream of Coconut and Pineapple Chunks to the blender. Blend ingredients until you reach your desired consistency.
• Pour into a stemless wine glass and add additional crushed ice if desired. Garnish your Piña Colada with a pineapple wedge and Maraschino cherry!

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Strain of the Evening: Lemon Crippler

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***NOTE: We apologize for the pops and clicks in the episode. This happened at the time of the recording and we were unaware.****

In this mini-sode we are watching a show we didn't know existed, Floribama Shore. We watched season 4, episode 2. Want to find out how bad this show was? Why not have a listen?

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