Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News

We start this episode with a bunch of people getting whiped out in China. As it turns out, there is a massive waterpark with a wave pool that malfunctioned. People thought that a drunk guy had did it, but it turned out to be an electrical issue. But the wave was high...and it was fast.
Also this week, Jethrow is running for president of the united states. But before that, he was laying in bed and talking to his wife. He quickly ended up discussing all of the bad things he would do as President, so every 4 years he's going to knock 50 days of the calendar. And it does get worse, we promise. If Honch became president, he would put a BBQ stand on every corner and force everyone to speak in a southern accent.
If you've ever been to Woodland,NC you would know that they would be a solar leader in the area (at least we think). So the people in the area have had some general concerns about solar energy. A retired science teacher talks about all this 'sciency' stuff, and thinks that the solar farms are causing cancer, causing people to leave, and it is going to cause a mass extinction of resources. Apparently they can suck all of the energy from the sun.
Bubba then gets into what really gets him going. He really hates the overuse of the 'engineer' in some job titles. Making some jobs sound better than they are, but Bubba is actually an engineer.
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On this week's comedy news podcast, we have a few funny topics. Including, the trademarked smell of play-doh (why don't they just spell it play dough?). In addition to this we have a case of mistaken identify from the police..

Honch jumps in with a story from Vancouver, Canada, where a criminal was listed as a drug dealer #1 on his phone, for which he was busted by police. We also find out what Honch is called on his cell phone. The moral of the story is stop challenging the authority....because there is always a reason why you get arrested...and be careful what your phone calls you

After getting arrested by the police, Jethrow tackles questions from Reddit, where we learn about the guys' worst fears including heights, being afraid of bees. Jethrow screams like a girl...and then runs from bees. He's not allergic to bees, but extremely afraid of them...especially the ones in his shed where his lawnmower is. The Honch is afraid of the kids slime, but he's really afraid of snakes and his willing to burn his house down to get away from them. We went way off topic to..from dog poop, to seaweed, to exercise, to throwing your back out.

After attempting to get back off topic, your childhood is about to be mixed up. The smell of Play-Doh is now trademarked. You got that right, the 'distinctive' smell of Play-Doh, which is described as, "sweet, slightly musky, vanilla like fragrance..." is trademarked. It caused Honch to drop some dough in his pants. Making kids regular since the mid 1900's.

After talking about Play-Doh, we talk about traveling back into time to half of your age, what would you do to change your futures? D would get the book from Back to The Future and win the lottery a few times. Honch would bet on Tom Brady, and Jethrow would leave himself for messages the future to not do certain things. D discusses his love of the NBC TV show Timeless.

You'll need an ambulance to listen to this.

Prepared to be eternally haunted on your entire work commute, with our newest member, Bubba. We started off with a story about Colorado, where there was some construction taking place. As anyone would do, they used Google Maps to get around the mess, and the alternate route took them down a dirt road in the middle of nowhere. And if you happen to get diverted in Denver...to or from the airport, you can maybe count on Bubba to get you out.
And then we talk about when Bubba unintentionally failed a drug test (while on a prescription drug that he was supposed to be on). We went down to Ann Arbor, where Bubba had to get an MRI scan, and they were concerned with his health when he was taking the medicine he was supposed to. But it ended up being okay, because he was taking what he was supposed to.
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In this episode, Honch starts us off immediately with a self-proclaimed drug dealer who calls 911 to report a stolen bag of cocaine (If that's not comedy news, we don't know what is). And yes...you heard that right...a drug dealer called the cops because someone stole his cocaine. 32 year old David Blackman called the cops because someone stole money out of his car....and yes, again someone stole the blow out of his car. We wonder if he would try to also get an insurance claim. At the end of the day, he was arrested 'without violence'. He should have probably blamed someone else for that..including him crapping his pants (he didn't do that, but we imagined that it could happen).

After a foiled drug deal, Jethrow finds 'another Brenda' on Yahoo Answers! who wants to know what would be in the loot crate if you died in this very moment....except not in a video game, Brenda wants to know what you would have in yours..but in real life. Ours would include sugar, cell phones, a bag of skittles, and Honch's dignity....and some enchiladas (half shredded chicken and half beef...with extra guacamole and sour cream). Okay let's get real...we somehow always bring up food.

If you're familiar with Bitcoin, you don't want to miss this one. A would be Bitcoin scammer... and let your imagination go wild on this one: A man dresses up like a raccoon to steal Bitcoin. That's right...a conartist was conned. A man had to dress up like a racoon...and you just have to listen to hear the entire story (and Google it 'bitcoin raccoon'). What started as a Facebook message request quickly turned into a fun opportunity...and it's Internet gold. How many times have you been scammed in email...seriously..how many emails have you received from the 'bank of Nigeria'? Because maybe we should turn it around on them too!

After getting away from all the Bitcoin talk, Jethrow gives us another question from Yahoo Answers! And it is from a user's name that we cannot pronounce. We come up with an interesting way to create usernames or passwords as a part of a sidebar, but what they were really interested in was some advice on getting a date while wrapping cutlerly. What we still don't know what 'new sweat' means..is it a good thing, bad thing? We don't really know because there was a lot of broken English in Darrin's quest to get dating advice while standing on a bar..and as we stated earlier, wrapping forks and sporks and spoons and butter knives. We suggest that he should just crowd surf. But we were interuppted by some stabbing...(stabby stab stab).

We come to the end of the episode with a few 'would you rathers' that begins with a terrible Guns N Roses impresion. Would you rather spend the night enclosed in a coffin in your bedroom, or be locked in a funeral home for the night...but be free to waunder? Honch would rather just eat at McDonalds. We were also sidetracked by what sounded like a 21 gun salute...and a bad AC/DC impression from D. We then follow-up with another would you rather....would you pee in your pants in front of everyone, or be unable to stop laughing at your grandmother's funeral. Most of us would end up dead if we did....well all of those things. All in all...we have no idea what just happened.

Gordy is out this week, so it's just the 'el trio'. The week starts off with D's story of getting a phone call from Hailey from Mountain Strong Hemp Company who hooked us up with some tasty hemp products. They cell Delta-8 THC products, including shatter, gummies, and everything else that is great.
Now onto the real news, Honch gets to the point: What is the weirdest thing that you pulled out of your anus? The 11 weirdest things ever pulled from an anus. It started with a story of a student who got a vibrator stuck in your butt, and her boyfriend was unable to get it out. He attempted removal using BBQ tongs. After using it as a sex tool, it ended up in a visit to the doctor where they had to remove it. That wasn't the most extreme though.
The second thing that Honch decides to bring up, is a glass bottle being stuck in. Should we keep going? The Honch does...and apparently, he doesn't have a safe word.
A California man, was poking around a farmland (vineyard), where he found a large fan. The man climbed into it, and got stuck. Police show up, the question him, and he stated that he was taking photographs, but as it turns out, he had a lot of meth on him. Not so much on the photos.
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