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Don't Spray Yourself!

Don't Spray Yourself!

Gavin (Bison)

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BREAKING NEW.... Still bringing a HUMPING, BUMPING DAMN FUNNY Episodes for EVERYONE on WEDNESDAY at NOON (CDT)!!!But... NOW... We are bringing MORE THRUSTS, MORE BUMPS, and...MORE HILARIOUS FUN in Exclusive Episodes FOR PATREONSon MONDAYS at NOON (CDT)!!! ... www.patreon.com/dontsprayyourselfpodcast... The Don’t Spray Yourself! Podcast was built on the same premise of the saying, “Say It Don’t Spray It.” It is a storytelling comedy podcast that will leave its listeners saying... “SERIOUSLY?!” or “WTF!” Those stories are best told with a beer in one hand and in a virtual bar environment because there is NOTHING like telling a story drunk or a drunk story sober. So come around the bar top, and grab a drink, because the stories and discussions that are about to be had will make you want to drink more and laugh hard. We ONLY release on Hump Days, or in Grandma's terms Wednesday, because there is NOT a better day to tell humorous stories, and sarcasm, and have a HUMPING, BUMPING, DAMN GOOD TIME!!
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Don't Spray Yourself! - What To Be Thankful For... WRONG ANSWERS ONLY Edition!!
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11/24/21 • 33 min

On this Thanksgiving Special episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes on a practice he was taught in first grade and still asked to this day during this time of the year... "What are you thankful for?" But instead of being all serious with his answers like he was all through the early years of answering this question through "Thankful Turkeys." Gavin gives ALL the wrong answers to these questions. The answers that NO ONE would say. The answers NO ONE would agree with. The answers that will simply put it... SPRAY THEMSELVES!

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Don't Spray Yourself! - Time To Go Back To School.... Dating 101!!!
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12/08/21 • 32 min

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) goes back to school, but for NOT what you think. Gavin has tried many things in the dating world, but nothing seems to be working. When even asking Siri, she responds, "there is no help. Please see REAL-LIFE help." There is only ONE PERSON that could provide such help.... the MAN that went on 50 Dates in 50 States... the LEGEND... Matthew Wurnig! Matthew provides the dating advice that Gavin (Bison) needs to hear but also makes him wonder. For example... how does a Hog come into this?! Well, find out in this JAMMED PACKED episode that has Gavin spraying himself from the start!

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Don't Spray Yourself! - What The Grandma Attracting Pheromones!
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11/17/21 • 21 min

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) tells stories of how his scent attracts some odd things to happen to him. No, it's not like a fly landing on poop. No, it's not a bird finding another bird ready to mate. No, it's not Gavin (Bison) finding true love. All things happen in this world, or should we say will happen, but not in this episode. Gavin discusses how his pheromones and his looks attract people that you would never expect. Bring on the grandmas, or the ladies 50+ because this is an attractive pheromone episode! ALSO... bring on the druggies because without you... this episode would not be so high on the charts!

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Don't Spray Yourself! - It's (Fake) Wedding Season

It's (Fake) Wedding Season

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09/22/21 • 28 min

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes a different approach to the term "What happens in (Visiting City), stays in (Visiting City)." It is in Wedding Season, and love is in the air, so why not talk about how Gavin (Bison) has NEVER been married but has been to two Bachelor parties for himself?! But how you ask... Well, that is a question best answered by listening. These stories should be in the archives of one's brain, but instead, they are being told for laughter and fun. Follow along as Gavin (Bison) tells how he was engaged twice to the fake girl of his dreams without his consent.

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Don't Spray Yourself! - Bagels Don't Do Sh*t!!

Bagels Don't Do Sh*t!!

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07/25/21 • 19 min

For the FIRST EVER episode of the "Don't Spray Yourself" Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes a deep dive into a story that left him with a hatred for bagels and a mother that won't EVER live the story down. Yes, that is right! Gavin (Bison) tells a ridiculous story about his own mother and how she thought a bagel could solve all the problems. She was wrong, of course. Listen in to how Gavin's own mother looks stupid or as we like to call it... "Mother, you sprayed yourself!"

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Don't Spray Yourself! - Hot Cross Buns and A Holy Schwenker!!
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09/08/21 • 16 min

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) discusses the one most embarrassing stories in his life. Some would ask what he was thinking? Some would ask, was he drunk? Some might even say... HOW and WHY? The only people who did what he did would be employed at a strip club, strip tease company, or even making good on a bet from their friends. But no, Gavin (Bison) was too young and not the cute young age either. Did Gavin lose his mind, or did someone see something they should not of?!

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Don't Spray Yourself! - The "Baby Jesus" of Candy is... (Blank)!!
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10/27/21 • 20 min

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes a trip to Candy Hell on the week of Halloween. There was a candy that is shaped like a triangle and made initially in 1868 but is tasteless?! Only tasteless candy deserves to be in Candy Hell on a holiday full of candy. Gavin describes whys this particular candy is in Candy Hell but is also the "Baby Jesus" of Candies during this time of year. This episode also gives a brief overview of what Trick-or-Treating like an OG is all about. Bring your ears, pillowcases, and ANYTHING BUT pumpkin spice lattes when you listen. Otherwise... You Sprayed Yourself!

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Don't Spray Yourself! - Tinder Date Goes FULL "Karen"

Tinder Date Goes FULL "Karen"

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08/11/21 • 23 min

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes a deep dive into Tinder matches gone wrong. One Tinder date that goes FULL "Karen" all over some drunken miscommunication, and the other could not get over the soccer mom car that was my vehicle of choice. Both stories will be a nightmare forever but also live in the history books of this podcast... Cause "Ladies, you sprayed yourself!"

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Don't Spray Yourself! - Pumpkin Spice Sized Problem, America!!
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09/29/21 • 24 min

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) takes a deep dive into a craze that might have started to go TOO FAR. Starbucks created the Pumpkin Spice flavored latte and/or coffee for a nice refreshing drink during the fall months. Well, as they say, "it all starts with a kiss," but it was a sip this time! Listen as Gavin (Bison) explains how America needs some Dr. Phil's intervention. Is it time we admit we have a Pumpkin Spice sized problem?!

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Don't Spray Yourself! - (Chicken) Blocked!!

(Chicken) Blocked!!

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10/13/21 • 18 min

On this episode of the Don't Spray Yourself! Podcast, Gavin (Bison) discusses a phrase that was discovered in 1972. This phrase is used for individuals who are not helping their friends out; instead, they are "blocking" the exact thing they want. Do you know the phrase? Cock Block. That is right, Gavin (Bison) is taking a deep dive into the Cock Blockers of the world. He also discusses a cock blocking Only Fans idea that may intrigue the right people... hint hint! This episode is a MUST for all Cock Blockers because you ALL sprayed yourselves!

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