Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:

• Dirty Songs!
• Turkey and Sales!
• Christmas Shopping!
• Omicron Persei 8 Actually IS Deadly!
• Travel Restrictions!
• Thanksgiving Meals Will Be Fun For Some!
• Tara Reid's Boob Wants to Celebrate Sharknado, too!
• A Brand New Variant, Yay! Thanks Selfish Cockheads!
• Paul's Load Love!
• 1918 History Lesson!
• Pinched Nerves and Broken Teeth!
• Leonard Acts Up!
• CostCo Cheese Bun Overdose!
• BACON!
• Last Night in SoHo!
• Leonard In Prison!
• Effingham, Our Fave Listener!
• Luca Loves Girl Guide Songs!
• Dave Learns How To Pronounce Djimon Hounsou!
• Yes, Paul...You CAN Update Wikipedia!
• It's Pronounced Ca-Ball!
• WE LOVE SNATCH...ERS!
• Paul and the Tiniest Violin!
• Paul Nightingale!
• Danny Glover is WAYYYYY Too Old For This Shit!
• Watch Your Back, Will Ferrell!
• Pedophiles In Hollywood!
• Adele and Kelly Clarkson!
• Bong Crisby and the Andrews Brothers!
• Cavalcade of Cum!
• Adolescent Condom Purchases!

Episode Links (In Order):

• A Brief History of Black Friday!
• Fascinating Horror YouTube Channel!
• Omicron Persei 8!
• Lrr - Ruler of Omicron Persei 8!
• Get Ready To Fire the Load!
• Tara Reid's Boob Slip!
• Last Night in SoHo!
• "The King's Man" Trailer!
• "Snatchers" Trailer!
• Diplomatic Immunity!
• Kevin Spacey WILL PAY!
• Dan Schneider!
• "You Must Remember This" Podcast!
• "Hollywood Crime Scene" Podcast!
• Adele's ITV Special!
• Egyptian Scorpions!
• White Dog Poop Song!
• Blade Thompson - 90's Gay Porn Star!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:

• Masturbation!
• Paul Was a Sexy Halloween Bear!
• "Hocus Pocus" Watching Party!
• Dave is a Social Media Genius!
• Shari Belafonte Made Dave's Halloween!
• Garbage Influencers Doing Garbage Things!
• You Can Take Pictures At A Funeral - Just Not THESE Types of Pictures!
• Paul Reads More Funny Amazon Reviews!
• The Amazon Review Killer!
• Veet Makes Man's Farts Sound Louder!
• "You!" Season 3!
• Paul Is Pent Up!
• Dave Plays The Skin Flute!
• Dave Has Becomes Fluent in Social Media!
• Taint Itch!
• Paul Gives Advice to His 13 Year Old Self!
• The Less You Have To Offer a Child, The More Fertile You'll Be!
• Alice In Wonderland!
• Reddit's "RuPaul's Drag Race" Community Is Amazing!
• Huge Swiss Army Knife Worth $9,000.00!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Doug Jones, Super Versatile Actor!
• "The Midnight Hour"!
• "The Midnight Hour" Full HD Movie on YouTube!
• "Influencer" Being Inappropriate At Dead Dad's Funeral!
• The Amazon Review Killer!
• "You" Season 3!
• Michael Schur - Super Producer!
• Wenger 16999 Swiss Army Knife!

MUSIC CREDIT!
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This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:

• Paul, My Pot Smoking Husbear! (Dave Is An Edibles Guy)
• We Poop In the Same Place!
• Offensive Bed Farts!
• The Spice Girls 25th Anniversary! Part 2! Electric Boogaloo!
• The Great Resignation (Our Journey!)
• FAB-U-LOUSLY GAY Wonder Woman Theme!
• Luba Is SOOO GAYYYYYY!
• Some More of Dave's 80's Memories!
• 80's Kids Had the Best Childhood! It's Official!
• HR Departments Suck!
• Dave's Childhood Crushes, The X-Rated Version!
• Please Do Work For Us For Free!
• American Horror Story - Holy Shit We Love This! We Go On And On. Seriously!
• Dave's Lethargy Takes Him Back To Middle School!
• Dave Always Hated Lea Michelle! Always!
• We Just Love Leslie Grossman! Hopefully She'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend!
• RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 6 Results - Our Reaction!
• We Just Love All The Drag Queens!
• Dave's Funeral Directing Past Haunts Him Again!
• We Love Ask A Mortician, Caitlin Doughty! Hopefully She'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend!
• We Binged Mom, Because, Of Course We Did!
• We Love Jennifer Elise Cox! Hopefully She'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend!
• We Did NOT Enjoy RuPaul's Version of The Brady Bunch!
• RuPaul's Canada's Drag Race...WITHOUT RuPAUL??!!
• We Love RuPaul Charles! Hopefully She'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend! Gurl!
• Thanks To DeadMeat James For His Friday The 13th Timeline! We Lust...er...Love James and His Lovely Partner In Crime, Chelsea! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friends! (God I'm a Pandering Twunt! But I do have some awesome Horror Memorabilia to Donate...)

Episode Links (In Order):

• Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) KILL COUNT: RECOUNT!
• Ask A Mortician's YouTube Channel!
• Dead Meat James' YouTube Channel!

Goofs and Gaffes!

1. It's the 5th Episode. Dave keeps thinking it's the 4th. Because he's high. As fuck.
2. Finn Wittrock actually joined American Horror Story during Season 4, "Freak Show".

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:

• Moby Dick's Foreskin Raincoats!
• We Ain't Quitters!
• Abacus Ass Party!
• The Expensive Plastic World of Lego!
• Ted Lasso Continues to Pleasure Us!
• Farewell, Peter Scolari! Thank You For the Laughs, Tears, and Boners!
• Dave is Fancy and Pretentious!
• More Murdaugh Murder Shenanigans!
• Alex Murdaugh was TOOOOOTALLLLLYYYYYY Shot in the Head!
• We Love Our Listener in Effingham, Illinois!
• The American Justice System is Totally Fair!
• People Are Saying Trump Steaks Were Made From People!
• "Diana: The Musical" is a Crime Against Humanity!
• The Queen Might Die At Some Point!
• BETTY WHITE IS LIFE!
• Betty White (1922) is Older Than Sliced Bread (1928)!
• Dave Continues to Stalk Sean Astin! Hopefully He Won't Issue a Restraining Order!
• Driver's Ed Is Dangerous For Your Health!
• "One Got Fat!" - A Kafkaesque Nightmare!
• "Degrassi High" Suicide Episode!

Episode Links (In Order):

• "Bosom Buddies" Theme Featuring Peter Scolari!
• "Moving Violations"!
• Alex Murdaugh's "I Done Been Shot In The Head!" 911 Call!
• Effingham, Illinois!
• "Diana: The Abor...er...Musical"!
• Sliced Bread Information!
• The Mid-Atlantic Accent!
• Torturevision "Devil's Rain" Podcast with Dave as Guest!
• "Signal 30" 1959 Driving Safety Film!
• "One Got Fat" 1963 Bicycle Safety Film! - RiffTrax Version!
• "One Got Fat" 1963 Bicycle Safety Film! - Regular Version!
• "Boys Beware" - 1961 Anti Gay Film!
• "The Last Clear Chance" 1959 Union Pacific Railroad Safety Film - MST3K Version!
• "The Last Clear Chance" 1959 Union Pacific Railroad Safety Film - Regular Version!
• "Degrassi High" Claude Suicide Episode!

Goofs and Gaffes!

1. Claude wasn't in Degrassi Jr. High; He was in Degrassi High!
2. Snake didn't chat with Wheels after Claude's suicide; he chats with Joey!

MUSIC CREDIT!
Opening Music, "Dank Halloween", Graciously Supplied By: Shane Ivers

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!
It's got:

• Oldie Time Diseases!
• Colonialism Sucks!
• Alligator Snacks!
• Bath Salts Are Fun!
• Cannibalism Is Good for Protein!
• Phone Searches!
• Semen Faces!
• Placenta!
• Designer Drugs!
• PCP Rage!
• Predecessors!
• Farts!
• Gross Smoking Dentists!
• Sexy Noises!
• Gross Facts!
• Buckets of Mucus!
• Sweaty Beds!
• Drool!
• Bloopers!
• "Living Single" Final Season Sucks!
• We Need To Start Watching "Abbott Elementary"
• LEONARD!
• People of Walmart!
• Yanking At Starbucks!
• Crazy Woodpeckers!
• Cauliflower Brains!
• Pez!
• Miss Vickie's Spicy Ketchup Chips!
• Doritos Taco Flavour!
• Couple Goals!
• Stinky Dave!
• Conjoined Twins!
• Farmers Almanac Toilet Paper!
• Paul's Camping Experiences!
• Paul Goes Dark!
• "Moonfall" Was Stupid!
• Paul Doesn't Know 120 Minutes Is 2 Hours!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Man With No Arms and No Legs Armed and On The Run!
• Couple Spent 2 Days In Unlocked Closet!
• Woman Uses Sperm As Face Cream!
• "Beverly Hills 90210" Euphoria Episode!
• Florida Man With Gay Porn Name Arrested After Allegedly Masturbating At Starbucks!

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