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‘For Sergeant Macklemore Smith of the Humberside Police, Grimsby Special Division, justice is a warm gun and half a pork pie. When a dangerous new drug starts to the streets it’s up to him and his enthusiastic protégé Rory to mop up crimes’ gubbins. “Crime’s a lot like Glenn Close... she just don’t quit” Frankly appalling accents, knock-off keyboards and low-quality midis all meet in a Grimsby so visceral and chilling - so coldly real – that Hollywood ripped it off. Rory and Macklemore is a free, three-part series coming straight for your earholes starring Chloe Couper, Joe Albanese, Rhiannon Caitlin Morgan, Tom Pullen, Joe Raczka, Elizabeth Alice, Marc Quinn, Pearce Brannigan and art by the prodigious Heather Charters

Fizzy pop is big business, especially for Cola-Corp Corpa-Colleagues like Buck. Living the carbonated 9-5pm (inc. 15 minute unpaid sustenance break) means the occasional trip off-world to visit a promising new supplier isn’t completely out of the ordinary – although they don’t always include kidnapping, a poorly communicated secondment and an expenses policy that’s a real pain in the neck. At Great Expense is a frothy romp starring Tom Pullen, Chloe Couper, Joe Albanese, Rhiannon Morgan and Joe Askew with Art by Heather Charters.

‘For Sergeant Macklemore Smith of the Humberside Police, Grimsby Special Division, justice is a warm gun and half a pork pie. When a dangerous new drug starts to the streets it’s up to him and his enthusiastic protégé Rory to mop up crimes’ gubbins. “Crime’s a lot like Glenn Close... she just don’t quit” Frankly appalling accents, knock-off keyboards and low-quality midis all meet in a Grimsby so visceral and chilling - so coldly real – that Hollywood ripped it off. Rory and Macklemore is a free, three-part series coming straight for your earholes starring Chloe Couper, Joe Albanese, Rhiannon Caitlin Morgan, Tom Pullen, Joe Raczka, Elizabeth Alice, Marc Quinn, Pearce Brannigan and art by the prodigious Heather Charters

Grab your legs and rest your ham and cheese baguette, it’s time for the latest instalment of Man on Film with Geoffrey Jones, brought to you by Geoffrey Jones Productions!* *(a Geoffrey Jones Company) Man on Film is part of Going Outside, a five-part anthology of short plays about... going outside! Author: Pearce Brannigan Cast: Joe Albanese Art: August Charters “Awake” by scottholmesmusic.com “Positive Energy” by scottholmesmusic.com Sanctus/Benedictus by Dee Yan-Key is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0 Forlorn City by Dee Yan-Key is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

When a desperate dame wanders into Dick Richards' office, bulging about the purse and bemoaning a missing husband, it seems lady luck may have finally thrust a few crumpled euros his way. What follows, however, is a troubling investigation into the dankest corners of Grimsby that will force Dick to confront a past he'd long tried to erase (or simply forgotten... it's not really clear). Crime! Turkey Twizzlers! Lovingly rendered foley of a laminated menu being flipped repeatedly in indecision! All this and more in a light-hearted, full-cast noir romp! She Only Drank Pinot (A Noir) wouldn't exist without the voices of Joseph Albanese, Lydia Benson, Chloe Couper, Jozef Raczka, Tom Pullen, Rhiannon Morgan and art by the mystical August Charters.