Dead Horse

Do all the stuff characters in Nightmare on Elm Street movies do to stay awake gang-- it's THE DA VINCI CODE! The horses welcome back Ellen Selby and then immediately start apologizing to Ellen Selby for making her watch this movie again. Our thoughts? Unscramble the phrase "adaline slipknots wrought" for our review!

(Answer: "we all took naps during this")

Say "boo" at your best friend and watch him absolutely freak out, watch him react like you cheated on your wife with his wife-- it's Casper's Scare School! The horses and special guest Stephen Jones dissect the final flick in casper's filmed ouvre; it's... not unpleasant! I'd give it a thumbs-up but like a half-committed one. Maybe I'd even follow up the the thumbs-up by saying "well, y'know" to indicate that the thumb is compromised.

This crazy white boy wont stop kissing girls and is dead still. Rude uncles go absolutely Chistmas with it. We dont really know what happened here either

The horses get flushed and loopy as Christian, Ana, and other named characters from the Fifty Shades series (I think there's a guy named John; not looking this up) violently reject narrative function, feeling, and even the slightest feints at authentic human behavior to present us with FIFTY SHADES FREED. It's actually kind of fun. I mean it's not great but also it's not like people were walking into this being like "I hope this knocks AGUIRRE: THE WRATH OF GOD off my letterboxd favorites" y'know

The horses are back to discuss: Leprechaun Origins! Topics include: Who... is this for?, WWE movie stars, turning down money from family, and being three neurotypical and wealthy podcast co-hosts. Wow, we could've done something else but we did this!