
7. Marwood Goes Home (aka The Simple Stone Tablet)
03/28/19 • 70 min
Curator. Director. Manager. Marwood is an elf who takes his overlapping jobs very seriously—so seriously, in fact, that he rarely leaves his precious museum. He’d be content to stay forever, but an emergency back home might finally force him to leave its marble-columned embrace and face his family tree... or, more accurately, his family of trees.
Episode 7 of DARK AGES features...
- Joshua Sibley as Marwood
- Dana Swanson as Malison
- Jennifer Barclay as Craftemis and Goblin Awkwad
- Alan Moore as The Dark Lord, Edmund, and King Backwood
- Stephen Mank as Tumbleweed and Gruffman
- Brittany Michel as Josephine, Bailiff, and Goblin Squelcholio
- Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator, and Hayseed
- Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Bumballahumbra, Crabgrass, Fox, Elven Guard, and Goblin Enrique
- and Liz Macke as the Tour Golem
Episode 7 was written by Brandon Kraemer and edited by Liz Macke
Sound design by Stephen Mank
Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank
“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby
Story elements by Alan Moore, Christina Romo, Denise Farley Gardner, Joshua Sibley and Liz Macke
Produced by Liz Macke
Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer
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Curator. Director. Manager. Marwood is an elf who takes his overlapping jobs very seriously—so seriously, in fact, that he rarely leaves his precious museum. He’d be content to stay forever, but an emergency back home might finally force him to leave its marble-columned embrace and face his family tree... or, more accurately, his family of trees.
Episode 7 of DARK AGES features...
- Joshua Sibley as Marwood
- Dana Swanson as Malison
- Jennifer Barclay as Craftemis and Goblin Awkwad
- Alan Moore as The Dark Lord, Edmund, and King Backwood
- Stephen Mank as Tumbleweed and Gruffman
- Brittany Michel as Josephine, Bailiff, and Goblin Squelcholio
- Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator, and Hayseed
- Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Bumballahumbra, Crabgrass, Fox, Elven Guard, and Goblin Enrique
- and Liz Macke as the Tour Golem
Episode 7 was written by Brandon Kraemer and edited by Liz Macke
Sound design by Stephen Mank
Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank
“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby
Story elements by Alan Moore, Christina Romo, Denise Farley Gardner, Joshua Sibley and Liz Macke
Produced by Liz Macke
Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer
Subscribe to Dark Ages on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.
Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits.
Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.
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Goblin Special: Take This Gob and Shove It
It’s a big day for the Rivercliffe Office of Unemployment! The dedicated Job Placement Sean and his assistant Sam have grown quite adept at helping Rivercliffe citizens land their dream gigs, but the enormous line of eager, resume-waggling goblins outside their front door presents a new, terrifying challenge for which no amount of mediocre coffee can prepare them. (Better brew an extra pot anyway...they’re gonna need it.)
This very special bonus episode of DARK AGES features...
- Goblin Crookley, written and performed by Joshua Sibley
- Goblin Cankle, written and performed by Alan Moore
- Goblin Grok, written and performed by Eli Banks
- Goblin Montgomery Bankshire, written and performed by Alan Moore
- Stephen Mank as Sean
- Liz Macke as Sam
- Brandon Kraemer as Goblin Choka
Additional writing by Liz Macke
Sound design by Stephen Mank
Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank
“(Theme From) Dark Ages, Goblin Karaoke Ver.” by Stephen Mank, featuring vocals by Liz Macke, Brandon Kraemer, Joshua Sibley, Kyle Javelli, and Stephen Mank
Based on “(Theme From) Dark Ages,” written by J. Christopher Arrison
Story elements by Brandon Kraemer and Liz Macke
Edited and produced by Liz Macke
Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer
Subscribe to Dark Ages on iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.
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8. Sweeps Week (aka The Inspection)
After a series of divisive escapades, the staff of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories has (finally) gathered together to (mostly) unite towards a common goal: pass the city’s annual thaumatic inspection! Everyone’s grown so much since last year... Surely they’ll pass with flying colors! Wait. Are those literal flying colors in the main hall? Why are the exhibits moving? Oh no.
Episode 8 of DARK AGES features...
- Denise Farley Gardner as Chantal Cleansworthy
- Alan Moore as the Dark Lord and Edmund
- Taylor Roy as Todd and the Mannequin
- Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Goblin General, and Goblin Honkahonka
- Brittany Michel as Josephine and Goblin Squelcholio
- Dana Swanson as Malison and Goblin Boogler
- Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator, and Goblin Attaboy
- Joshua Sibley as Marwood and Goblin Crookley
- Liz Macke as the Tour Golem(s) and Judy
- Stephen Mank as Shawn and Bessie
Episode 8 was written and edited by Liz Macke, with additional writing by Brandon Kraemer
Sound design by Stephen Mank
Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank
“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby
Story elements by Alan Moore, Christina Romo, Denise Farley Gardner, Joshua Sibley and Liz Macke
Produced by Liz Macke
Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer
Subscribe to Dark Ages on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.
Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits.
Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.
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