
6. It’s a Hard Nick Life (aka The Night Janitor)
10/31/18 • 72 min
Nick’s got problems, man. He’s already cursed to be the museum janitor for the next several hundred years. A sudden stumble into a second, anatomically oriented curse means he might be up all night, figuratively and literally. Oh, and something unseen may or may not be stalking him through the museum’s dark halls... and does anyone else hear a drill?
Episode 6 of DARK AGES features...
- Brandon Kraemer as Nick
- Brittany Michel as Josephine
- Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator and Bellow Throckbed
- Joshua Sibley as Marwood and Thunk Rockbottom
- Stephen Mank as The Night Janitor
- Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund
- Dana Swanson as Malison
- and Liz Macke as the Tour Golem
Episode 6 was written and edited by Liz Macke, with additional writing by Brandon Kraemer
Sound design by Stephen Mank
Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank
“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby
Story elements by Alan Moore, Christina Romo, Denise Farley Gardner, Joshua Sibley and Liz Macke
Produced by Liz Macke
Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer
Subscribe to Dark Ages on iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.
Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits.
Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.
Nick’s got problems, man. He’s already cursed to be the museum janitor for the next several hundred years. A sudden stumble into a second, anatomically oriented curse means he might be up all night, figuratively and literally. Oh, and something unseen may or may not be stalking him through the museum’s dark halls... and does anyone else hear a drill?
Episode 6 of DARK AGES features...
- Brandon Kraemer as Nick
- Brittany Michel as Josephine
- Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator and Bellow Throckbed
- Joshua Sibley as Marwood and Thunk Rockbottom
- Stephen Mank as The Night Janitor
- Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund
- Dana Swanson as Malison
- and Liz Macke as the Tour Golem
Episode 6 was written and edited by Liz Macke, with additional writing by Brandon Kraemer
Sound design by Stephen Mank
Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank
“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby
Story elements by Alan Moore, Christina Romo, Denise Farley Gardner, Joshua Sibley and Liz Macke
Produced by Liz Macke
Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer
Subscribe to Dark Ages on iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.
Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits.
Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.
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5. D-Day (aka The War Memorial)
Abraxas, the museum’s cantankerous security agent, is so lost in his own war stories that he has a hard time knowing which era he’s in. Good thing his least favorite holiday has arrived to yank him back to the present, right? He is several years late for an important appointment, after all... possibly that last one he’ll ever make.
Episode 5 of DARK AGES features...
- Eli Banks as Abraxas and the Narrator
- Joshua Sibley as Marwood and Human Actor
- Dana Swanson as Malison and Dragon Actor
- Brittany Michel as Josephine
- Brandon Kraemer as Nick and Security Camden
- Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund
- Laurie Catherine Winkel as Dee Dee
- Stephen Mank as Townsman and Driver
- Danita Mank as Townswoman
- Sterling Mank as Child Actor 1
- Rowan Mank as Child Actor 2
- and Liz Macke as the Tour Golem
Episode 5 was written by Christina Romo, with additional writing by Brandon Kraemer
Sound design by Stephen Mank
Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank
“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby
Story elements by Alan Moore, Christina Romo, Denise Farley Gardner, Joshua Sibley and Liz Macke
Produced by Liz Macke
Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer
Subscribe to Dark Ages on iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.
Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits.
Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.
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Goblin Special: Take This Gob and Shove It
It’s a big day for the Rivercliffe Office of Unemployment! The dedicated Job Placement Sean and his assistant Sam have grown quite adept at helping Rivercliffe citizens land their dream gigs, but the enormous line of eager, resume-waggling goblins outside their front door presents a new, terrifying challenge for which no amount of mediocre coffee can prepare them. (Better brew an extra pot anyway...they’re gonna need it.)
This very special bonus episode of DARK AGES features...
- Goblin Crookley, written and performed by Joshua Sibley
- Goblin Cankle, written and performed by Alan Moore
- Goblin Grok, written and performed by Eli Banks
- Goblin Montgomery Bankshire, written and performed by Alan Moore
- Stephen Mank as Sean
- Liz Macke as Sam
- Brandon Kraemer as Goblin Choka
Additional writing by Liz Macke
Sound design by Stephen Mank
Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank
“(Theme From) Dark Ages, Goblin Karaoke Ver.” by Stephen Mank, featuring vocals by Liz Macke, Brandon Kraemer, Joshua Sibley, Kyle Javelli, and Stephen Mank
Based on “(Theme From) Dark Ages,” written by J. Christopher Arrison
Story elements by Brandon Kraemer and Liz Macke
Edited and produced by Liz Macke
Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer
Subscribe to Dark Ages on iTunes, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.
Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits.
Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.
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