
10. The Lesson Plan (aka The Tome)
08/29/19 • 52 min
It has come to the attention of the management of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories that MOST of the staff knows absolutely NOTHING about basic world history. You can see the problem, surely. As such, we hope you will join the curator, Marwood, for a comprehensive and 100% mandatory refresher on everything important that has ever happened, magical or otherwise, since the dawn of time. Oh, and you may want to bring a pen and paper. There’s always a test...
Episode 10 of DARK AGES features...
- Dana Swanson as Malison, Vanthony, and Goblin Boogler
- Joshua Sibley as Marwood and the Singing Sword
- Stephen Mank as the Tome, Vaniel, and the Mysterious Cult Leader
- Brittany Michel as Josephine and Peasant
- Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator and Goblin Attaboy
- Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund
- Brandon Kraemer as Nick
- Liz Macke as the Tour Golem
Episode 10 was written by Brandon Kraemer, with additional writing by Liz Macke
Sound design by Stephen Mank
Original music by Stephen Mank and Christopher Taylor
“A little More Time” written by Liz Macke and Stephen Mank
“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby
Special thanks to Cody DeMatteis
Produced and edited by Liz Macke
Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer
Subscribe to Dark Ages on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.
Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits.
Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.
It has come to the attention of the management of the Rivercliffe Museum of Mostly Natural Histories that MOST of the staff knows absolutely NOTHING about basic world history. You can see the problem, surely. As such, we hope you will join the curator, Marwood, for a comprehensive and 100% mandatory refresher on everything important that has ever happened, magical or otherwise, since the dawn of time. Oh, and you may want to bring a pen and paper. There’s always a test...
Episode 10 of DARK AGES features...
- Dana Swanson as Malison, Vanthony, and Goblin Boogler
- Joshua Sibley as Marwood and the Singing Sword
- Stephen Mank as the Tome, Vaniel, and the Mysterious Cult Leader
- Brittany Michel as Josephine and Peasant
- Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator and Goblin Attaboy
- Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund
- Brandon Kraemer as Nick
- Liz Macke as the Tour Golem
Episode 10 was written by Brandon Kraemer, with additional writing by Liz Macke
Sound design by Stephen Mank
Original music by Stephen Mank and Christopher Taylor
“A little More Time” written by Liz Macke and Stephen Mank
“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby
Special thanks to Cody DeMatteis
Produced and edited by Liz Macke
Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer
Subscribe to Dark Ages on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.
Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits.
Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.
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9. Fired Up (aka The Afterburner)
Rivercliffe has been hit by a sub-zero cold snap, but you’d hardly notice in the museum. Staff tempers are flaring up and arguments are growing so heated that it’s no wonder when Nick actually takes Abraxas’s bait and agrees to fix the furnace. All he has to do is navigate the labyrinth of sub-basements...and figure out exactly why their mysterious furnace is on the fritz in the first place.
Episode 9 of DARK AGES features...
- Brandon Kraemer as Nick
- Zack Overton as the Afterburner
- Eli Banks as the Narrator and Abraxas
- Brittany Michel as Josephine
- Alan Moore as the Dark Lord and Edmund
- Dana Swanson as Malison and the Weird Cultist
- Joshua Sibley as Marwood
- Taylor Roy as Todd
- Denise Farley Gardner as “Chantal Cleansworthy”
- Stephen Mank as the Mysterious Cult Leader
- Liz Macke as the Tour Golem
Episode 9 was written by Brandon Kraemer, with additional writing by Liz Macke
Edited by Liz Macke
Sound design by Stephen Mank
Original music by Christopher Taylor and Stephen Mank
“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby
Story elements by Alan Moore, Christina Romo, Denise Farley Gardner, Joshua Sibley and Liz Macke
Produced by Liz Macke
Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer
Subscribe to Dark Ages on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.
Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits.
Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.
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11. Dark Comes to Light (aka The Timbered Tablets)
With the Tour Golem on lockdown and the mysteries piling up, the museum staff splits the party (oh, you fools) to seek answers before the other, heavily implied, world-ending boot drops. For their sake AND ours, let’s just hope it’s not already too late... Boy, that would be bad, wouldn’t it?
Episode 11 of DARK AGES features...
- Alan Moore as The Dark Lord and Edmund
- Brandon Kraemer as Nick, Security Camden, and Goblin General
- Brittany Michel as Josephine and Flay
- Dana Swanson as Malison and Drusila
- Eli Banks as Abraxas, the Narrator and Bellow
- Joshua Sibley as Marwood, Thunk, and Security Cameron
- Liz Macke as the Tour Golem
- Stephen Mank as Cyril, Sean, and the Night Janitor
- Taylor Roy as Todd
- Christina Romo as Stevie
- Denise Farley-Gardner as Chantal/Astrid
- Dan Almasy as Talon Ripton
Episode 11 was written by Brandon Kraemer
Sound design by Stephen Mank
Original music by Stephen Mank and Christopher Taylor
“(Theme From) Dark Ages” written and performed by J. Christopher Arrison and produced by Brent Busby
Special thanks to Cody DeMatteis
Produced and edited by Liz Macke
Series created and directed by Brandon Kraemer
Subscribe to Dark Ages on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you find your podcasts.
Follow us on Twitter at @DarkAgesShow for updates and behind the scene tidbits.
Find full episodes and more at darkagesshow.com.
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