
Ep 39: Unhinged
Explicit content warning
05/15/25 • 59 min
Tana is all about the quiet normal life. To her, Netflix and sweatpants are a perfect night in. Unfortunately, life has a bit more excitement in store for her. Strange things are afoot when Tana’s dreams are hijacked by a man who claims to be her front door. Yeah, her actual door! Equipped with a deep voice, strong hinges, and surprisingly tender feelings. And things get even stranger when Mr. Dream Door warns her of an incoming psycho and offers protection in exchange for a mysterious favor. (No, it’s not oiling his creaky joints. Probably.)
With danger looming, Tana is desperate and running out of options, so she agrees to this bizarre team-up. But as the line between the natural and the supernatural blurs, she’s left wondering, if her sentient security system can actually save her from danger? Will her mysterious stalker hiding in the shadows finally step into the light? And most importantly— will she ever be able to look at door knobs the same way again?
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Tana is all about the quiet normal life. To her, Netflix and sweatpants are a perfect night in. Unfortunately, life has a bit more excitement in store for her. Strange things are afoot when Tana’s dreams are hijacked by a man who claims to be her front door. Yeah, her actual door! Equipped with a deep voice, strong hinges, and surprisingly tender feelings. And things get even stranger when Mr. Dream Door warns her of an incoming psycho and offers protection in exchange for a mysterious favor. (No, it’s not oiling his creaky joints. Probably.)
With danger looming, Tana is desperate and running out of options, so she agrees to this bizarre team-up. But as the line between the natural and the supernatural blurs, she’s left wondering, if her sentient security system can actually save her from danger? Will her mysterious stalker hiding in the shadows finally step into the light? And most importantly— will she ever be able to look at door knobs the same way again?
Please rate and leave a comment.
SUPPORT US: Get free downloads and support us on ko-fi
You can follow us: @damselsneverfinish on Instagram, @damselsneverfin on Twitter, Damsels Never Finish on TikTok, on Spotify, and join our Facebook Group.
For all other inquiries, please email us at [email protected]. And as always, happy reading.
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For all other inquiries, please email us at [email protected]. And as always, happy reading.
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