Dam Internet, You Scary!
Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!
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296: Frog or Lizard Afterlife? Terminal Man Story, Mario Debates + More | DIYS
Dam Internet, You Scary!
04/10/25 • 66 min
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.
On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick go from conspiracy theories to hilarious hypotheticals. They dive into the real-life story behind The Terminal, uncover wild Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, and debate the practicality of Mario’s power-ups. Also—should you come back as a frog or a lizard in the next life? And how powerful is Dr. Doom really?
We’re talking:
Getting stuck in an airport for 18 years
Frog butt cheeks
Marvel movie hot takes
Star or 1UP—what would you pick IRL?
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0:00 – Intro + Martial Arts Fitness
1:08 – Energy Drinks, Mornings & Sugar
1:26 – Guest Cancellations & Old School Vibes
2:00 – The Mountain Dew Conspiracy 🥤
3:07 – The Terminal Was Real?!
5:00 – Living in an Airport: Hacks & Struggles
9:10 – Worst Airports Ranked ✈️
14:30 – Vegas Airport = Chaos
16:52 – Life Hacks & Crazy Tariffs
18:00 – Billionaires Losing Billions
20:00 – Jackie Chan Won’t Leave His Kids a Dime
22:25 – Factor Meals Ad Read
23:00 – Mario Star vs 1-Up Debate 🍄
26:08 – Robbing a Bank with Mario Powers
28:07 – First Animal That Doesn’t Need Oxygen
30:25 – Animals That Don’t Drink Water
34:13 – Would You Come Back as a Frog or Lizard? 🐸🦎
36:11 – Poison Dart Frog Swag
40:05 – BetterHelp Ad Read
42:14 – Avengers: Endgame Deserves a Spot in Top 5
44:13 – Marvel vs DC: Who’s Winning Now?
48:00 – Doctor Doom is Tony Stark?!
50:52 – Most Powerful Marvel Villains Ranked
52:56 – Wanda’s True Power & Marvel Plotlines
54:00 – Disney+ Pricing Woes
55:00 – Sneak Peek: Sleeping Sickness Segment
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On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick go from conspiracy theories to hilarious hypotheticals. They dive into the real-life story behind The Terminal, uncover wild Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, and debate the practicality of Mario’s power-ups. Also—should you come back as a frog or a lizard in the next life? And how powerful is Dr. Doom really?
We’re talking:
Getting stuck in an airport for 18 years
Frog butt cheeks
Marvel movie hot takes
Star or 1UP—what would you pick IRL?
💥 Sponsored by Factor Meals & BetterHelp
🍽️ Get 50% off at https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off
🧠 Try online therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/diys
🔥 New episodes every week! Subscribe for more wild convos and nerd debates.
0:00 – Intro + Martial Arts Fitness
1:08 – Energy Drinks, Mornings & Sugar
1:26 – Guest Cancellations & Old School Vibes
2:00 – The Mountain Dew Conspiracy 🥤
3:07 – The Terminal Was Real?!
5:00 – Living in an Airport: Hacks & Struggles
9:10 – Worst Airports Ranked ✈️
14:30 – Vegas Airport = Chaos
16:52 – Life Hacks & Crazy Tariffs
18:00 – Billionaires Losing Billions
20:00 – Jackie Chan Won’t Leave His Kids a Dime
22:25 – Factor Meals Ad Read
23:00 – Mario Star vs 1-Up Debate 🍄
26:08 – Robbing a Bank with Mario Powers
28:07 – First Animal That Doesn’t Need Oxygen
30:25 – Animals That Don’t Drink Water
34:13 – Would You Come Back as a Frog or Lizard? 🐸🦎
36:11 – Poison Dart Frog Swag
40:05 – BetterHelp Ad Read
42:14 – Avengers: Endgame Deserves a Spot in Top 5
44:13 – Marvel vs DC: Who’s Winning Now?
48:00 – Doctor Doom is Tony Stark?!
50:52 – Most Powerful Marvel Villains Ranked
52:56 – Wanda’s True Power & Marvel Plotlines
54:00 – Disney+ Pricing Woes
55:00 – Sneak Peek: Sleeping Sickness Segment
Join our Patreon now!!
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218: Listen now to We Playin’ Spades
Dam Internet, You Scary!
10/03/23 • 5 min
Influential rapper Waka Flocka and rising comedian Desi Banks are pulling up to the table every week with some of the biggest names in entertainment for no holds barred competition and convos where anything is up for debate!
We’re playing real spades just like at the family cookout. So no talking across the table and if you renege - Waka and Desi are gonna call you out! Celebrity guests better be tough or they will get run off the table. Join us every week on Wondery’s latest show for mad jokes, conversation and games as we dig into some of your favorite folks’ lives, get their insight on the world, and most importantly find out if they can handle themselves when it comes to playing spades.
Check out We Playin’ Spades on Wondery+ on 9/25 or wherever you get your podcasts on 10/2, and watch all episodes on Wondery’s YouTube channel!
Wondery.fm/spades_daminternet
We’re playing real spades just like at the family cookout. So no talking across the table and if you renege - Waka and Desi are gonna call you out! Celebrity guests better be tough or they will get run off the table. Join us every week on Wondery’s latest show for mad jokes, conversation and games as we dig into some of your favorite folks’ lives, get their insight on the world, and most importantly find out if they can handle themselves when it comes to playing spades.
Check out We Playin’ Spades on Wondery+ on 9/25 or wherever you get your podcasts on 10/2, and watch all episodes on Wondery’s YouTube channel!
Wondery.fm/spades_daminternet
30: Valentine's Day is DUMB! w/ Dariany
Dam Internet, You Scary!
02/14/20 • 82 min
We're joined by on-air personality Dariany to talk about Valentine's Day and how STUPID it is!!
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
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Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
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52: Hotel Scandals & Flexing For The Gram Goes Wrong On DIYS
Dam Internet, You Scary!
07/16/20 • 89 min
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
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113: Putting Stuff in Your Pee Hole and Target Serving Alcohol on DIYS w/Meg Scoop and Lou Lou Gonzalez
Dam Internet, You Scary!
09/23/21 • 65 min
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
Guests: Meg Scoop and Lou Lou Gonzalez
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122: Thanksgiving Fires and Fentanyl in WEED?? w/ Dion Lack
Dam Internet, You Scary!
11/26/21 • 75 min
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
Guest: DION LACK
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240: Does Honesty Still Matter? on DIYS w/Hippie Goals
Dam Internet, You Scary!
02/29/24 • 48 min
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet.
Guest: Hippie Goals @hippiegoals @howtonerdpodcast
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269: Pat’s Back - We Talk Diddy Arrest, New Moons and more w/Malcolm Barrett
Dam Internet, You Scary!
09/21/24 • 63 min
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
This episode is sponsored by Better Help.
Guest: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin
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248: Genetic Experiments and Missing Balenciaga Model on DIYS w/Kevin "Damn Fool" Simpson
Dam Internet, You Scary!
04/25/24 • 53 min
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
Guest:
Kevin "Damn Fool" Simpson
https://www.instagram.com/damnfoolisfunny
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Welcome back to another hair-raising episode of "Dam Internet, You Scary!" where hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud delve into the weirdest and wildest stories the internet has to offer. Buckle up as this week's special guest, the one and only Kevin Simpson, joins the duo to dissect some mind-boggling headlines that'll leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.
First up on the docket is the bizarre disappearance of a Balenciaga model, sending shockwaves through the fashion world. Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin dissect the mysterious circumstances surrounding this puzzling case, from conspiracy theories to possible explanations, nothing is off-limits in this discussion.
But the strangeness doesn't stop there. Our intrepid trio then delves into the realm of science gone awry with the revelation that scientists have created chimeras from monkeys. With ethical questions swirling and images of sci-fi nightmares dancing in their heads, Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin unpack the implications of this groundbreaking yet ethically murky scientific advancement.
And if you thought things couldn't get any weirder, think again. The conversation takes a wild turn when the trio discusses the case of two cats in California that were mistaken for mountain lions. From mistaken identities to close encounters of the feline kind, Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin explore the hilarious and slightly terrifying mix-up that had the internet in stitches.
Throughout the episode, the chemistry between Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin is electric, with each bringing their own unique perspective and comedic flair to the table. From Tahir's razor-sharp wit to Patrick's infectious energy to Kevin's laid-back charm, the banter is non-stop and guaranteed to keep you entertained from start to finish.
So, grab your headphones and prepare to dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of "Dam Internet, You Scary!" This is one episode you won't want to miss!
Guest:
Kevin "Damn Fool" Simpson
https://www.instagram.com/damnfoolisfunny
S/O to our sponsor
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Join our Patreon now!!
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Welcome back to another hair-raising episode of "Dam Internet, You Scary!" where hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud delve into the weirdest and wildest stories the internet has to offer. Buckle up as this week's special guest, the one and only Kevin Simpson, joins the duo to dissect some mind-boggling headlines that'll leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.
First up on the docket is the bizarre disappearance of a Balenciaga model, sending shockwaves through the fashion world. Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin dissect the mysterious circumstances surrounding this puzzling case, from conspiracy theories to possible explanations, nothing is off-limits in this discussion.
But the strangeness doesn't stop there. Our intrepid trio then delves into the realm of science gone awry with the revelation that scientists have created chimeras from monkeys. With ethical questions swirling and images of sci-fi nightmares dancing in their heads, Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin unpack the implications of this groundbreaking yet ethically murky scientific advancement.
And if you thought things couldn't get any weirder, think again. The conversation takes a wild turn when the trio discusses the case of two cats in California that were mistaken for mountain lions. From mistaken identities to close encounters of the feline kind, Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin explore the hilarious and slightly terrifying mix-up that had the internet in stitches.
Throughout the episode, the chemistry between Tahir, Patrick, and Kevin is electric, with each bringing their own unique perspective and comedic flair to the table. From Tahir's razor-sharp wit to Patrick's infectious energy to Kevin's laid-back charm, the banter is non-stop and guaranteed to keep you entertained from start to finish.
So, grab your headphones and prepare to dive headfirst into the weird and wonderful world of "Dam Internet, You Scary!" This is one episode you won't want to miss!
282: Octopus Overlords with Roxxy Haze on DIYS
Dam Internet, You Scary!
12/26/24 • 58 min
Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!
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Guest: Roxxy Haze
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promo code: DIYS
Prize Picks
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FAQ
How many episodes does Dam Internet, You Scary! have?
Dam Internet, You Scary! currently has 297 episodes available.
What topics does Dam Internet, You Scary! cover?
The podcast is about True Crime, Comedy and Podcasts.
What is the most popular episode on Dam Internet, You Scary!?
The episode title '39: Ratchet Sheltered In Behavior With Trevor Wallace' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Dam Internet, You Scary!?
The average episode length on Dam Internet, You Scary! is 70 minutes.
How often are episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! released?
Episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!?
The first episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! was released on Jul 25, 2019.
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