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Daily Dad Jokes - What's blue and doesn't weigh much? | + 10 more jokes | 26 Mar 2022

What's blue and doesn't weigh much? | + 10 more jokes | 26 Mar 2022

03/26/22 • 2 min

Daily Dad Jokes

Daily Dad Jokes (26 Mar 2022)

Hello everyone, you can now submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail, with the best ones to be included in upcoming episodes on this podcast. Just leave your name, the city and state you live in, and your best Dad Joke. Call (978) 393-1076. Look forward to hearing from you!

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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: BonesHolmes2206, Masselein, somewon86, BeHerealways, CoryEagles, RedShirtAwayTeam415, amanwidnoname, Former-Billionaire, sighcf, wTone_, jebidiah4ever

Do you have trouble getting to sleep? If so, try my other podcast, Sleepytime Nonsense Stories. It's a series of stories with no plotline set to calming music, designed to get you slowly drifting off to sleep. Search for Sleepytime Nonsense Stories on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today.

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Daily Dad Jokes (26 Mar 2022)

Hello everyone, you can now submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail, with the best ones to be included in upcoming episodes on this podcast. Just leave your name, the city and state you live in, and your best Dad Joke. Call (978) 393-1076. Look forward to hearing from you!

Get Daily Dad Jokes Premium, an ad-free version of this podcast. Breeze into the next level, be cool, and become a big fan of ours for just $5 per month for ad-free listening. Subscribe here on Supercast.

Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: BonesHolmes2206, Masselein, somewon86, BeHerealways, CoryEagles, RedShirtAwayTeam415, amanwidnoname, Former-Billionaire, sighcf, wTone_, jebidiah4ever

Do you have trouble getting to sleep? If so, try my other podcast, Sleepytime Nonsense Stories. It's a series of stories with no plotline set to calming music, designed to get you slowly drifting off to sleep. Search for Sleepytime Nonsense Stories on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today.

Subscribe to this podcast via:

Spotify

iTunes

Google Podcasts

Youtube Channel

Social media:

Instagram

Facebook

Twitter

Tik Tok

Discord

Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show with +30k daily streams? Contact us at [email protected]

Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/)

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Daily Dad Jokes (25 Mar 2022)

Hello everyone, you can now submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail, with the best ones to be included in upcoming episodes on this podcast. Just leave your name, the city and state you live in, and your best Dad Joke. Call (978) 393-1076. Look forward to hearing from you!

Get Daily Dad Jokes Premium, an ad-free version of this podcast. Breeze into the next level, be cool, and become a big fan of ours for just $5 per month for ad-free listening. Subscribe here on Supercast.

Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: Po1sonator, porichoygupto, justanobscureguy, Friesenplatz, Wanderingweirdo7788, zoortaax, belisarius180, jpereira73, n-chung, Balyash

Do you have trouble getting to sleep? If so, try my other podcast, Sleepytime Nonsense Stories. It's a series of stories with no plotline set to calming music, designed to get you slowly drifting off to sleep. Search for Sleepytime Nonsense Stories on Spotify and Apple Podcasts today.

Subscribe to this podcast via:

Spotify

iTunes

Google Podcasts

Youtube Channel

Social media:

Instagram

Facebook

Twitter

Tik Tok

Discord

Interested in advertising or sponsoring our show with +30k daily streams? Contact us at [email protected]

Produced by Klassic Studios using AutoGen Podcast technology (http://klassicstudios.com/autogen-podcasts/)

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undefined - Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!

Fan Edition | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!

Hey Dad Joke fans, I have a special episode today. I have compiled jokes recorded by our listeners through my voicemail service. Thank you to all those that called in!

Thank you to Alexandria, Don, Bruce, Tom, Alan, Eli, Julian, and Reed for their jokes!

If you would like to submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail, with the best ones to be included in my show, just leave your name, the city and state you live in, and your best Dad Joke.

Call (978) 393 1076 and leave a message on my voicemail with your best Dad Joke! I look forward to hearing from you!

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Daily Dad Jokes - What's blue and doesn't weigh much? | + 10 more jokes | 26 Mar 2022

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