#80 Which games would make the worst theme parks?

With Super Nintendo World existing, and gaming companies looking to take their properties beyond the screen, it feels like a matter of time before more video game theme parks start popping up. Some make sense, like Animal Crossing, while others would be complete disasters. We're here to plan the latter.

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SHOW NOTES
The pogging cacodemon in the thumbnail is from here:
https://x.com/dkooters/status/1226089298430132226

Yes, the Mass Effect ride is real:
https://www.cagreatamerica.com/rides-experiences/mass-effect-new-earth

A link to KidZania info (we promise this is relevant):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KidZania

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CHAPTERS
00:00 Intro (to the theme park)
04:55 We immediately perfect DOOM Land
13:32 The Animal Crossing Park
19:46 Imagining cleaning up the Splatoon Jamboree
26:45 We remind you that Criss Angel exists
35:51 No getting around it, urine theme park
43:52 We brought up Uncharted in 2024, you're welcome
47:51 TheCrazyEven's Crubscriber Question of the Week