Special Kamikaze Unit – Ep. 1: You Won’t Have to Jump

In the very first episode of Crit Squad, we meet our heroes: some horrible criminals with bombs in their heads!

A Bald Orc Woman with badass snake tattoos and no memory of anything!

A Beefy enforcer with an eastern European accent and an adorable brain injury!

A Japanese dwarf raised in New York, with [Surprise!] a huge authority problem!

A Journalist who knows way too much about drugs!

A Barista in too-tight pants with a LARGE collection of guns and a deeply unsettling smile!

Follow them as they cope with their newfound imprisonment in the only way they know how: by trying to escape in a highly risky and explosive fashion!

Crit Squad is Lindsay Zana, Eric Snyder, Jeff Chaney, Chris Henry, and John DeVries. And we’re really sorry about all the swearing.