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CRAP NOIR

CRAP NOIR

CRAP NOIR Podcast Team

We are CRAP NOIR – a podcast team dedicated to bringing you some subpar jokes along with a moderately funny twist on the classic noir genre and detective radio shows of years past. Beth is a downtrodden twenty-something – completely SHOCKED that no one wants to hire her with her oddly specific and definitely legitimate Master’s degree in Detective Literature. She spends her time searching Craiglist for jobs that require her highly-sought-after expertise, thanks to the free WiFi at local New Jersey coffee shop, The Big Steam. She bugs her favorite mediocre barista, Jim Jam, for hours on end so her mother believes she isn’t an unemployable failure. Luckily for Beth, her first case finally emerges when friendly farm chicken, Esmeralda, disappears. Time to see if Beth’s degree holds up in the real-world! Follow us on Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram @crapnoir
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CRAP NOIR - Ep 1. The Poultry Prologue
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02/12/20 • 10 min

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Beth discovers her first case as we discover her mediocre, unremarkable life.

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CRAP NOIR - Olsen Farm (CRAP NOIR Extra)
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10/10/21 • 1 min

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Do you hear that? Olsen Farm's fresh produce and friendly animal residents are calling you!

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CRAP NOIR - Ep 3. Company's Coming
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01/31/21 • 41 min

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Beth's Pa and sister arrive unexpectedly. Beth evades birthday celebrations and sees Charlie about a new case.

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CRAP NOIR - The Big Steam (CRAP NOIR Extra)
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06/14/20 • 1 min

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The Big Steam on Route 12 -- What can we brew for you?

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CRAP NOIR - Ep 2. The Poultry Plot Twist
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04/25/20 • 28 min

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Beth faces off against a rival detective in the search for a missing chicken.

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CRAP NOIR - Blooper Track: Episode 3
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03/28/22 • 14 min

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Listen behind the scenes of the first of two virtual episodes that the team recorded during the onset of the pandemic.

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CRAP NOIR - Ep 5. A Fruitless Flashback
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04/22/22 • 17 min

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At a loss of how to help with Eliza's case, Johnnie looks to Jim Jam for advice.

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CRAP NOIR - Blooper Track: Episode 4
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07/08/22 • 20 min

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Take a listen behind the scenes of the second virtual episode recorded at the onset of the pandemic.

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CRAP NOIR - Blooper Track: Episode 1
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05/01/20 • 9 min

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A look at what's really happening around the microphone.

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CRAP NOIR - Blooper Track: Episode 2
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02/16/21 • 23 min

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Take a listen behind the scenes of episode 2, back when the team was able to huddle around the same microphone.

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FAQ

How many episodes does CRAP NOIR have?

CRAP NOIR currently has 19 episodes available.

What topics does CRAP NOIR cover?

The podcast is about Literature, Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Audio Drama, Comedy, Podcasts, Millennial, Detective, Crime and Noir.

What is the most popular episode on CRAP NOIR?

The episode title 'Ep 1. The Poultry Prologue' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on CRAP NOIR?

The average episode length on CRAP NOIR is 16 minutes.

How often are episodes of CRAP NOIR released?

Episodes of CRAP NOIR are typically released every 49 days, 2 hours.

When was the first episode of CRAP NOIR?

The first episode of CRAP NOIR was released on Feb 12, 2020.

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