
College Football Preseason Rankings Are Here!!
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08/14/24 • 98 min
The AP has released their preseason rankings and it is now officially College Football Season! You know what that means?! WISEGUY'S IS BACK!
Plus:
Wisconsin lineman caught farting powder
Colorado with a horrible social media edit
Arkansas out here trolling Colorado
Cotton Candy burritos
Logan Gilbert is a big time College Football 25 fan
McDonald's France has curry sauce?!
Tyrese Haliburton goes anti-Jayson Tatum
FIBA is afraid of Ice Cube and the Big 3
USWNT gets gold
The high jumper that almost cost us the gold count
00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:51 Beer Intros
00:08:46 The Raygun conspiracy theory
00:16:01 Would you take a tie for gold?
00:19:20 USWNT wins gold
00:23:35 US Women win another gold in basketball
00:24:55 McDonald's France threatens to pull curry sauce after Steph's dagger
00:32:32 FIBA's afraid of Ice Cube and the BIg 3
00:38:07 Tyrese Haliburton leans into his limited role on Team USA
00:41:51 Logan Gilbert firing up College Football 25 immediately after being taken out of a game is a vibe
00:48:05 The Colorado video edit
00:50:52 Arkansas trolls Colorado with their own edit
00:52:06 Wisconsin lineman farts baby powder
00:53:53 Wiseguy's Top 10 College Football poll
00:56:59 Current College Football Playoff standings
01:03:48 Bengals unveil the orange pants in the most Bengals way
01:09:01 Arizona Cardinals announce the Cotton Candy burrito
01:16:24 Will Levis hawking mayonnaise cologne
01:22:21 Scott's bored with the Aiyuk drama
01:25:20 Unofficial Aaron Rodgers biography
01:34:20 Outros
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The AP has released their preseason rankings and it is now officially College Football Season! You know what that means?! WISEGUY'S IS BACK!
Plus:
Wisconsin lineman caught farting powder
Colorado with a horrible social media edit
Arkansas out here trolling Colorado
Cotton Candy burritos
Logan Gilbert is a big time College Football 25 fan
McDonald's France has curry sauce?!
Tyrese Haliburton goes anti-Jayson Tatum
FIBA is afraid of Ice Cube and the Big 3
USWNT gets gold
The high jumper that almost cost us the gold count
00:00:00 Introduction
00:02:51 Beer Intros
00:08:46 The Raygun conspiracy theory
00:16:01 Would you take a tie for gold?
00:19:20 USWNT wins gold
00:23:35 US Women win another gold in basketball
00:24:55 McDonald's France threatens to pull curry sauce after Steph's dagger
00:32:32 FIBA's afraid of Ice Cube and the BIg 3
00:38:07 Tyrese Haliburton leans into his limited role on Team USA
00:41:51 Logan Gilbert firing up College Football 25 immediately after being taken out of a game is a vibe
00:48:05 The Colorado video edit
00:50:52 Arkansas trolls Colorado with their own edit
00:52:06 Wisconsin lineman farts baby powder
00:53:53 Wiseguy's Top 10 College Football poll
00:56:59 Current College Football Playoff standings
01:03:48 Bengals unveil the orange pants in the most Bengals way
01:09:01 Arizona Cardinals announce the Cotton Candy burrito
01:16:24 Will Levis hawking mayonnaise cologne
01:22:21 Scott's bored with the Aiyuk drama
01:25:20 Unofficial Aaron Rodgers biography
01:34:20 Outros
Be sure to check out friends of the show:
In the Clutch (intheclutch.com/CRAFTBREWED) is your one stop shop for all things sports. With all of your favorite teams and players from the MLS, MLB and more and classic tees from yesteryear and beyond. Get 10% off your order with the code: CRAFTBREWED
Kong Beer Bong (craftbrewedsports.com/beerbong) will make sure you are the life of the party. Keep your beer cold in this koozie that converts to a beer bong in an instant. Order yours today.
Beer Drop (craftbrewedsports.com/beerdrop) ships award winning craft beer directly to your doorstep. Sign up for a monthly plan, or shop all of the beers available at Beer Drop and get them shipped to you at a $7.99 flat rate.
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