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Couple of Blokes

Couple of Blokes

David 'The Ox' Schwarz and Mark 'Marko' Allen

Couple of Blokes is a podcast hosted by former AFL star David 'Ox' Schwarz, and former Tour Pro Golfer Mark 'Marko' Allen.


Every Wednesday Ox and Marko are bang up for solving the worlds problems often over a couple of quiet brewski's. They talk life, relationships, footy, golf, with an assortment of ridiculous segments. Get around it before they come to their senses and realise they're actually pretty ordinary at this podcast caper and go back to watching nonstop Kayo Sports.


Executive Producer: Kaizen Media.

Sound Design: Loud Zebra.


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Couple of Blokes - Ep24: Aliens, Taylor Swift, and Tom Cruise
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06/27/23 • 35 min

Live from the Railway Hotel today, and Ox thinks it is breaking news that the Railway Hotel is near a railway line. Who'd have thought. Marko wants to know is there any Railway Hotel anywhere in Australia that is not close to a railway.


Ethan (from behind the bar) brings the beers around to the boys - a pint for Ox and a pot for Marko. Ethan says shandys are a big seller, which Marko loves, until Ox asks a very pertinent question showing Marko to be a lightweight. It may lead to a name change for the podcast.


Marko raises a Civil Selfishness question to do with council street sweepers, as he is concerned about leaves in the street and how they're handled. First world problem really, which Ox reckons is a fun new segment for the podcast. Ox then raises a 'Can We Still Be Friends' question about Hillsong and Scientology. Both the boys feel strongly about this one.


Marko tells a great story about Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman and Stuart Appleby in Sydney. Ox then backs it up with a story about DJ Generic, Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift.


Plenty of feedback this week as usual, we love it, keep it coming. Particularly if you want to give Ox or Marko a whack for something dumb they've said. Shouldn't be too hard to find something.


This week, we have a new segment from Marko called 'ridiculous sports stories', and we hear a ripper from Marko's mate Biscuit. It is fantastic, strap yourself in, and keep in mind as you listen that Biscuit is 5 foot 7 inches. There is video evidence, which we'll whack on the socials. If you have a ridiculous sports story, we want to hear about it on the socials.


Homework update. Marko gives us a Ricky Ponting update. Ox gives us a Heather Mackay update, and it's not good. We also hear an update on Rodney Rude and Kevin Bloody Wilson. Marko gives us an update on the Great White Nudist, and Daniel Ricciardo.


Ox does reveal a big name that he has arranged to come on the pod in the next couple of weeks. A massive AFL star.


Has Marko done his window washer homework? Unsurprisingly, no. Slack-arse.


And it's the last day or two for our competition to have lunch with Ox and Marko - share the pod, write a joke, and you might score an invite!


Joke this week. Marko is still banned for plagiarism, so Ox gives us a gag today.


Follow a Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers and get involved with the show on social media here: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. We'd love you to subscribe, rate and review the podcast - and if you feel like helping out a couple of mates, tell a friend about the podcast and help spread the word.


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Okay so today we're having a couple of quiet brewskis at the Chelsea Heights Hotel in the Sports Bar.


Ox and Marko are trying to figure out who the most famous person from the Chelsea area and surrounds might be, Lethal Leigh Matthews gets a run - and we discover that neither Ox or Marko have heard of the rock band Jet, who are from nearby in Dingley, and who had a massive hit with 'Are You Gonna Be My Girl'!


But no time for that. We have a potential defamation situation on our hands that requires sensitivity in dealing with. Darren the Banker calls through, and he is seriously considering suing Marko for defamation. Ox reminds Darren that the Demons fanbase is heavily made up of lawyers. Find out what has happened on this weeks episode, and whether Marko apologises or not.


Ox reckons that he is a great 'apologiser', and that he can deliver a sincere sounding apology, or statement, like nobody else, and gives an example by pumping up Collingwood supporters. It sounds impressive and sincere....but is it?


Civil Selfishness. Ox has an issue with teenagers and something they do. Marko disagrees, until Ox clarifies one small point, at which point Marko changes his mind. Sounds like challenging conversations with a certain teenager in the Schwarz household.


Which leads on to when you know you are the head of your family, or when the kids assume the role.


Marko brings up a story from a previous episode about using the line about being the heir to the Allens Lolly fortune when he was chatting to the ladies, when he was a younger, single guy. And he's now thinking that it is time to pass on this approach to his 14-year old son. Unsurprisingly, Ox thinks it's a ripper idea.


Ox had a disaster at home. He has ruined his favourite shoes, and at the same time has damaged the carpet in the house. But, from this mishap has come a moment of genius, it has led to a business idea of Ox's, one that he reckons is a monty and will make him 'billions'.


Plenty of feedback from you on todays show, which we always love.


Ox talks about going to blue light disco's when he was 8-years old - sounds very early in life to do that, but he reckons kids in Beechworth grew up fast.


Marko poses a 'Can We Still Be Friends' scenario to Ox about aliens. Sounds like a joke, but Marko is seriously asking about aliens. Ridiculous and embarrassing.


Marko is on 2-weeks probation for stealing jokes. So Ox takes care of the joke today, and gives us a couple.


And time is running out to enter our competition to have lunch and a couple of beers with Ox and Marko - easy to enter, share the podcast and include a joke.


Follow a Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers and get involved with the show on social media here: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. We'd love you to subscribe, rate and review the podcast - and if you feel like helping out a couple of mates, tell a friend about the podcast and help spread the word.


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Couple of Blokes - Ep22: Jockeys, Rangas, & Ox's Underwear Problem
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06/13/23 • 37 min

And we're back. Live from the Mountain View Hotel, the show gets off to an awkward start when everyone realises that we all forgot to tell them we were coming. But Shaz at the bar helps out nonetheless, and she's a ripper.


Ox has a business idea, selling blue rinse dye for hair. Marko is polite about this idea, because Ox has turned up in a grumpy mood - he's got a problem at home with his washer and dryer which has led to an awkward underpants situation, we can't even try to describe it, it's quite ridiculous. Ox wants to know if you can still be friends with someone who does what he has done with his underpants.


Ox and Marko discuss trust. Workplace, relationships, golf course. Ox has a theory on an extremely trusting act that we all do which involves shopping centre carparks. Marko agrees. The boys then discuss the most untrustworthy sportsperson category. Ox decides he wants to call Damien Oliver live on the podcast, Marko makes the call that Ox is not allowed to.


Marko reckons we put a disproportionate amount of trust in dentists. Ox tells a story about when he and Marko went to hospital for a full medical, and the trust required when the exam is occurring.


Marko tells a story about his Dad training greyhounds in East Gippsland, and how they bred the dogs with the help of a bloke called Wristy Rick. Which leads to a chat about jobs that the boys wouldn't want to do. Ox pumps up vets, reckons they've got a tough gig, harder than being a doctor.


Plenty of feedback on the show this week, including the results of our discussion on rangas. Plenty of comments from you on good looking male rangas, Ox and Marko agree that Michael Fassbender is a good looking rooster. We chat to Steve the surveyor who has called in with a civil selfishness suggestion, it has to do with shopping trolleys, the boys agree 100% with Steve. We also get Steve's view on the Brad Pitt / George Clooney poll. Ox and Marko want to know if being a surveyor helps with the ladies. Unsurprisingly it doesn't.


Ox reckons pilots are massive wankers when it comes to using their job as a pickup line.


We get the poll results on our Brad Pitt / George Clooney poll.


Ox discovers that Marko has only ever read three books. And he tells us what they are.


We hear a story about Ox getting abused on the golf course by a bloke who later became one of his best mates. This bloke has given him a massive gobfull of abuse, and they've still become friends.


And we end the show on, surprisingly, not too bad a joke.


Follow a Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers and get involved with the show on social media here: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. We'd love you to subscribe, rate and review the podcast - and if you feel like helping out a couple of mates, tell a friend about the podcast and help spread the word.


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Couple of Blokes - Ep21: Nose Rings, Nasal Hair and Nudists
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06/06/23 • 35 min

We're live in the pub today, having a couple of quiet beers. And we start the show with Marko asking questions about nasal hair, and this flows into an ear hair discussion. Ox reckons it's a mid-40s male issue.


Ox and Marko are live from the Burvale Hotel in Melbourne, a pub where one of Ox's mates lost his two front teeth years ago. Ox is keeping his eyes peeled for them. The Burvale used to be known for being a bit rough, which leads into a chat about what other pubs are famous for - Ox and Marko list a few, and we'd love to hear your thoughts on your local pub - what is it famous for?


Cold beers are delivered by Ebony, so Ox and Marko have a chat about her history working in pubs, and find out what her previous pub, the San Remo, was famous for. Ox reckons Ebony is lovely and can handle herself, but he doesn't like the nose-rings, even though he thinks they work for Ebony. Marko says it's a generational thing. What else can the younger generation do well that a couple of old blokes like Ox and Marko can't do?


Ox tells a story about using a voice to text machine years ago because he couldn't type. It ended badly.


Marko follows up Ox as to whether he's done his homework in getting Heather Mackay on the show. And whether he's arranged Kevin Bloody Wilson or Rodney Rude. Ox has let us down. But has Marko arranged Ricky Ponting? We get an update, and Marko is promising a big outcome. Has Marko arranged the Great White Nudist? Disappointment ensues. Ox has an idea to set up a date with Heather Mackay and Greg Norman.


Ox decides that we need to get Daniel Ricciardo on the show. Let's add him to the list.


Plenty of feedback on the show this week, and we chat to Sean the Storeman who has a couple of things to pick the boys up on, he reckons they've over-promised and under-delivered. He does have a great idea for a competition, which Ox and Marko rate. So here it is: if you share the link to this podcast, with a joke you reckon can work on the show and if yours is the best joke, you might score an invite to have a couple of beers over lunch with Ox and Marko.


But back to feedback....and there is lot of it, some positive, and some not so good as per usual. Last week Ox and Marko posed the idea that attractive red-headed women are plentiful, but attractive red-headed blokes are few and far between. No time to discuss on the pod this week, but we'll get some of your ideas next week.


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Couple of Blokes - Ep20: Marko "I'm An Out of Work Rockstar"
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05/30/23 • 36 min

Another fun show, and we've got a heap of feedback from the Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers family, which we'll run through.


But no time for that first up, because Marko has seen what he believes to be Civil Selfishness on the way to the podcast today. He's outraged. Reasonable or ridiculous? You be the judge. Ox has a question about window washers at traffic lights which exposes Marko as a tight-arse, and Ox gives Marko homework. We'll report back.


This leads to a conversation about giving money to people begging on the street. Marko has a criteria for giving homeless people money. Ox humours him. It's ridiculous. Again, you be the judge.


We have a legal issue in this weeks podcast, both Ox and Marko fall into a cash for comments rabbit hole, and we decide we need a sound that plays whenever they do, so we are legally compliant and don't put our podcast license at risk.


Marko has been impressed with the latest issue of Sports Illustrated magazine with Martha Stewart on the cover. Both Ox and Marko reckon she looks great, which leads to a chat about older people who look hot. They list the hottest older guys and girls. Ox admits that if he could look like anyone, he'd like to look like Brad Pitt. Marko prefers George Clooney, and he names who he believes is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. It will surprise you.


Ox asks Marko who is more compelling to watch at the moment - the Royals, or Trump. Leads to a good chat about the royal family, Marko is a fan, Ox couldn't give a rats arse. Marko asks Ox for a marketing strategy for Prince Charles - what he comes up with isn't too bad.


Ox and Marko then discuss redheads and debate over the hottest redheads in the world, they decide that the list of good looking male redheads is too short....and want your input into their list of the 'hottest 5 male rangas'.


And now to feedback....there is a heap this week. We love your feedback, keep it coming on the socials and we'll read it out, or get you on the phone. Common theme this week is from you wanting the pod to go longer. And Ox has again made an error, one of our listeners picks him up on a certain establishment that is no longer, that Ox has been a patron of over the years.


Plenty of feedback on the beer poll, we give the results and hear some of your comments.


Marko has an update on basketball nets, his son has had a genius idea, which he found on TikTok.


And as usual we end the show with a joke. Appalling again. Apologies.


Follow a Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers and get involved with the show on social media here: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. We'd love you to subscribe, rate and review the podcast - and if you feel like helping out a couple of mates, tell a friend about the podcast and help spread the word.


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Pod starts with Ox and Marko ripping the piss, again, out of Third Man's lemon and ginger tea. Borderline defamatory. There may be legal action pending. Ox again recommends Third Man addresses his sore throat with scotch. A comment on Vicks on feet, and what it does to your socks reminds Ox of Marko's approach to socks....if you've not heard it, it is quite unusual.


We discuss fines. And Ox explains a significant fine situation where he has a bunch of unpaid fines that have copped a heap of interest. He tells us his plan to get out of the fines, or at least down to the original fine removing the interest. Marko has also received a fine recently at his place, which he and Trish challenged because they'd never seen it before.


Marko then raises a fact that he has heard about the country Chile. It is the most ridiculous fact you've heard, but he's convinced it is correct. It's not. Ox then adds to this with a Greenland/Iceland fact. We then discuss Vikings and where they went pillaging.


Marko raises a problem that he has with a movie that he recently watched on Netflix called Margin Call. We discuss whether we can watch Kevin Spacey and Will Smith movies anymore. Marko gives Ox and Third Man homework which is to watch Margin Call. Ox then recommends a series called 'Drops of God' which he says is unbelievable.


Another stat from Ox the statman, this week he has two. The first to do with Sesame Street, more a fact than a stat, the second to do with the word Stewardesses. It is a great stat. He then adds in a third one, which is also not a stat, but a fact. We need to address Ox's understanding of facts vs stats.


Marko then reveals a fantasy that he has been having recently involving 'massage' of sorts. He explains and reckons he needs to make it happen. Ox agrees.


Lots of feedback and questions this week, keep it coming, we love it. Heaps of feedback on our conversations on 'roasts' a couple of weeks ago, including a suggestion that Marko should be roasted. Ox makes a hugely inappropriate joke that has him and Marko in stitches. Ridiculous and embarrassing. Possibly putting our podcast license at risk.


We reveal the poll results of Ox's mate's ball bag issue. You have voted yes, so we'll figure out how to pixellate it and put it up. Disappointing.


Thanks to the team at the E&S Trading Clearance Centre in Clayton, Melbourne on Dandenong Road - right opposite Ikea. After an incredible deal on amazing gear? You won't believe the prices!


And we'd love you to follow a Couple of Blokes, and get involved on social media: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. If you've got a comment or feedback, send a voicemail to Ox and Marko here. And subscribe, rate and review the podcast wherever you listen!


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This weeks pod gets off to a rough start when Marko discovers that his coffee from McDonalds has been made with the wrong milk. He is unhappy, and is considering going back and lining up the kid who made it. Ox remembers a story about a Mackas incident that happened to him which makes him think he is getting old.


Third Man doesn't believe that Marko going back to the Mackas to line up the kid who made the coffee, Ox and Marko both think he has no choice and the kid deserves to be pulled in line as this will lead to more bad behaviour. We then discuss issues with Red Rooster and their stock management.


Ox has some breaking news on the Bellarine Peninsula. The first involving Wayne 'Duck' Carey opening a new 'entertainment establishment' in Geelong....who'd have thought. Ox tells us about the time he went to one of these establishments on a bucks night and the entertainers were mostly pregnant, which he believes is poor rostering and it dampened the mood of the bucks night. His advice for Duck, pregnant women not the best rostering option. The discussion takes an awkward turn when Marko believes women in this line of work need to be taught about contraception....which is fundamentally ridiculous on so many levels, so Ox and Third Man are distancing themselves from his comment. Complaints should be addressed to Marko.


Ox moves onto his other breaking news from the Bellarine involving a high profile former politician who has bought a house in Barwon Heads, which could mean an issue for Ox's golf club. Marko finds it hilarious, Ox is concerned. On 13th Beach Golf, there has been a twist on the Duck Spring Roll issue, which has evolved to other food offerings. Marko reckons the club is not looking after its members. Ox raises another concern at 13th Beach Golf Club about the coffee machine and when service starts.


Ox the Statman is back with a cracking stat this week about pigs, and a second stat about elbows. And then he bangs out a third stat on crocodiles!


Third Man plays some audio that he heard during the week featuring the guys who must be the dumbest criminal in the world. Ox admits that he's done quite a few dumb things over the journey, he tells us about his dumb decisions involving multiple gym memberships. Very funny. But not financially responsible. Ox is about to have a few days in Bali with his young bloke, and when he gets back he intends to address the gym issue.


Have you done this? Ox wants to hear how you have wasted money, he doesn't want to be alone on this issue.


We chat about the legendary John Blackman's passing a couple of weeks ago. Ox and Marko knew him well.


Ox raises a song that he thinks everyone knows. They don't. Marko and Third Man have never heard of the song, or of the singer he's talking about. And we have a family member who has analysed Marko's Willy Wonka dream.


Thanks to the team at the E&S Trading Clearance Centre in Clayton, Melbourne on Dandenong Road - right opposite Ikea. After an incredible deal on amazing gear? You won't believe the prices!


And we'd love you to follow a Couple of Blokes, and get involved on social media: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. If you've got a comment or feedback, send a voicemail to Ox and Marko here. And subscribe, rate and review the podcast wherever you listen!


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In a riveting start to the podcast, Ox wants to have some weather chat. So we humour him and discuss the weather. We recommend you fast forward through this part. Takes about 6 minutes or so, so feel free to skip through. You're welcome.


But Ox does raise a reasonable point about what the 'feels like' thing means. As it turns out, Marko knows exactly why and explains it. Ox then discusses dam levels. Again, fast forward through.


We move onto car washing, which Ox and Marko feel is a lost art. They don't believe that anybody, aside from Marko's neighbour, washes their car on the street on the driveway anymore. Ox loves the car deodorisers at car washes - he is a fan of Black Ice.


Marko has a 'car wash subscription', which sounds ridiculous, but as he explains it actually sounds pretty good. Makes sense for Marko given he is a clean and neat freak. We discuss Marko's commitment to cleanliness and neatness, he admits that his superpower is ironing. He reckons he has the Ferrari of irons and he loves it.


Ox reckons there is good money in car washes. Which raises a business idea which we discuss and we feel we might become billionaires from this idea. We put Ox on the spot to come up with a killer slogan, and he doesn't disappoint, coming up with a ripper!


On the way to the pod today, Marko saw a misspelt sign which was amusing not only for the error, but the kind of business it was. Pic on socials, we'd love to see other examples, send them in, or post them on our socials.


Ox the statman is back as usual and he has a technology stat for us this week. Before the stat Ox decides that we need more geeks and nerds listening to the pod. Not sure how we do that, but this weeks stat is a good start.


Third Man raises a 'Can We Still Be Friends' scenario about his dog Archie. Ox and Marko have different advice. Marko's advice slightly offensive.


But, no time for chat about dogs....Marko has been swamped with feedback on Marko's Willy Wonka dreams from last weeks show. Which leads to TV shows that caused bad dreams when we were kids. Dr Who and Prisoner the main two. We try to remember the Prisoner theme song, which was a ripper, and sing it (badly and incorrectly). Which leads to a chat about misheard lyrics.


There's a heap of them. Ox says he is terrible at remembering song lyrics, but his kids are great....although he got one over his daughter last week with a John Farnham song. Marko recommends the John Farnham doco which he loved.


We have some feedback from a family member with two first names and we try to figure out what his first name is. And another family member lines up Ox's choice of radio station.


Thanks to the team at the E&S Trading Clearance Centre in Clayton, Melbourne on Dandenong Road - right opposite Ikea. After an incredible deal on amazing gear? You won't believe the prices! We'd love you to follow a Couple of Blokes, and get involved with the show on social media: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. If you've got a comment or feedback, send a voicemail to Ox and Marko here. And don't forget to subscribe, rate and review the podcast wherever you listen!


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Welcome to the Couple of Blokes Christmas show, it gets off to a shonky start when Ox claims Mariah Carey All I Want For Christmas is the best Christmas song ever. A ludicrous statement that is treated with the disdain it deserves.


Leads to a chat about various other Christmas songs. What's your fave? Let us know on the socials. We also talk Christmas movies, and some of the greats. Ox reveals to Marko that he's not only got a massive Boxing Day family planned, but he has a heap of people around for Christmas Day as well. And he has stocked up on Christmas clothing that he is looking forward to wearing on the day.


We get interrupted by the hotline calling, family member Adam has called through and gives Ox a bit of grief over being a day late last week. Adam tells Ox and Marko that he is looking forward to some yabbying this Christmas - the boys get excited.


Marko claims that he once experienced a white Christmas, although he also reveals that it was in Dallas, Texas - where it doesn't snow. None of us buy it. However, while Marko is excited about Christmas, he does have a concern with his family who are exhibiting civil selfishness, and he's unhappy with them. He explains on the pod and is after feedback.


Back to White Christmases, and Ox has had one in Nuremberg, Germany - a far more legitimate one than Marko. He explains the alcoholic drink that he was introduced to while he was there, and the food - sounds great. He then reveals something about the pie in the face story from the Footy Show that he hasn't talked about before - very funny. If you haven't seen it, watch the footage here. It involves Ox's mum calling Eddie McGuire to complain, and make a threat, about the incident - which Ed smoothed over. Ox and Marko chat about Sam Newman, who they describe as (in person) a lovely guy, but a very angry golfer.


Being the Christmas edition, Ox and Marko do their Christmas Brownlow. The great things about Christmas in Brownlow style. It's a lot of fun, and slightly controversial. Got any to add? Love to hear them on the socials.


Some disagreement over how to peel prawns. Ox and Marko peel them differently, and each is horrified by how the other peels their prawns.


Feedback this week, plenty of it this week, starting with Ox's muscle shirt picture. We talk about how Ox is continually mistaken for David Nietz. Discussion turns to Smorgies and whether it was any good or not. Ox is a fan.


And one of the family members has written in to pump up his nephew Caleb Windsor who has just been drafted the the mighty Demons.


We spin the wheel and get, bizarrely, an Easter joke. The wheel has gone pear-shaped on our Christmas special. We're about say goodbye, when the hotline rings, it's Michael with a question for Ox.


Have a great Christmas, stay safe, and if you're driving remember that it's better to get there late than not at all! See you next week for the last 2023 show!


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We're really looking forward to this weeks show, lots to get through, might be a big one!


Marko's come in with a scar on his noggin this week, he explains how he got it, and it's a classic example of a bloke in his 50's being dumb. But the scar is not the most interesting thing about the boys appearance today - Ox has brought a cape in, which was given to him by Pistol Pete who listens to the podcast - and Ox decides to do the pod today wearing the cape. But it gets worse - Ox admits to wearing the cape elsewhere. Embarrassing but funny.


Marko reckons Ox looks like a bloke out of Puppetry of the Penis, which leads to an inappropriate conversation about the sort of stuff the Puppetry guys do. Ox makes the big claim that Puppetry of the Penis played for Prince (now King) Charles and Camilla.


Ox has a Civil Selfishness scenario to do with coffee shops and public holiday surcharges. Marko follows up with a Civil Selfishness scenario of his own, this one is a shocker that you will be horrified by - we decide to get Seb Costello from ACA involved in this one to sort it out.


Marko was in Canberra a couple of weeks ago with the great Wayne Schwass, and went to Question Time at Parliament House. He was unimpressed with some of the behaviour that he saw from the pollies - but he was impressed by one person, and he thinks that this could be inspiration for a new role for Ox. Unsurprisingly, Ox reckons he's the bloke for the job. This could be big.


Marko remembered that Ox never gave us an update on the darts tournament grand final a month or so back, so he wants a blow by blow description of how the big dance went.


In the last fortnight there has been big news on the Allens Lolly decision to shut down Fantales. Ox isn't happy about it, and wants to know what Marko and the family are doing about it. Marko reckons Fantales and Minties are the two most dangerous lollies in the world.


We've had a lot of feedback this past week on the show, and there is some feedback on Marko's shandy fixation - Ox gives the results of a poll that he put out on Twitter on who drinks shandys, it doesn't come out well for Marko. Plenty of other feedback, keep it coming the boys love it.


Ox reveals that he reckons he could be on Neighbours and that Toadie can't act - he wishes he was on the episode where Scott married Charlene, acting the role of Scott.


And we get the results of the poll on how you position your 6 O'Clock. Ox and Marko are amazed at the results.


Marks probation is over, following his 2-week ban for stealing jokes from Kevin Bloody Wilson, so he can do the joke this week. His first one average, his next one not bad, but his third one very funny.


Follow a Couple of Blokes, Couple of Beers and get involved with the show on social media here: Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and TikTok. We'd love you to subscribe, rate and review the podcast - and if you feel like helping out a couple of mates, tell a friend about the podcast and help spread the word.


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How many episodes does Couple of Blokes have?

Couple of Blokes currently has 109 episodes available.

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The podcast is about Beer, Afl, Football, Comedy, Podcasts, Sports and Golf.

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The episode title 'Ep71: Marko Reveals His Secret Massage Fantasy, and Why Does Ox have 8 Grand in Fines?' is the most popular.

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The average episode length on Couple of Blokes is 34 minutes.

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