Counting Cryptids

S2 E23: Slide-Rock Bolter

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We discuss avalanches, Paul Bunyan, and the worst tourist trap of all time, the Slide-Rock Bolter. The SRB is a massive creature allegedly inhabits the mountains of Colorado, waiting on steep slopes for unsuspecting tourists to venture below. With the help of loose snow, gravity, and lubricating saliva, the SRB rockets down the mountain, crashing down on its victim(s). The SRB is said to gain enough speed on its way down, that its momentum will carry it up all the way up the next mountain, where it grabs hold, awaiting its next victim. While spotting a whale sized creature perched atop a mountain may seem like an easy task, the lack of sightings are eye opening to say the least. So join us Cryptid Counters, as we fish around this whale of a tale for yet another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA BY Lumberjacks, FOR Lumberjacks

Links:

• Counting Cryptids Youtube Channel,
• Main Image,
• "The Elementals: Awakening" by Lukas P. Threlfall,
• Wandering The Whale Road article "The Slide-Rock Bolter",
• Facebook Group,
• Counting Cryptids Merch

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S2 E21: The Beast Of Bodmin Moor

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We discuss releasing animals into the wild, how little we know about europe, and a big ass cat known as The Beast of Bodmin Moor. This "beast" is pretty much just a panther, but in a place where it has no business, Europe. Though official reports maintain that "No verifiable evidence for the presence of a 'big cat' was found" there has been no shortage of sightings adding credibility to these creatures. And with recent, well documented, big cat escapes in the area, this podcaster subscribes to the belief that a particular person plotted this European panther population expansion project. So grab your phantom wild cat repellent spray, and your anti-alien big cat abduction undergarments, its time for another episode of Counting Cryptids

AKA Jellicle Cats

Links:

• Main Image,
• Felicity The Puma,
• Flaviu,
• Puma prints in Bodmin, 1997,
• Peterson Prints, 2016,
• Carole Desforges Photo,
• YouTube video from Paranormal Reality "Big Cat Sightings The Beast Of Bodmin",
• Facebook Group,
• Counting Cryptids Merch

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S2 E5: Organism 46-b

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We discuss secret alien bases, movie plots, and what could be the most horrific "discovery" ever, Organism 46-b. The story of 46-b, better known as the Vostok Monster, was born from an actual scientific expedition, in which researches drilled into the ice in Antarctica for decades to access a sub-glacial lake, that had been covered in ice for an estimated 20 million years. Upon examination of the lake, the crew was met by something horrible; a 33 foot long, 14 tentacled, squid-thing, that was out for blood. The creature allegedly killed several members of the crew before finally being captured, and sent off to the Russian government to be examined, and potentially weaponized. While contradictory information, lack of evidence, and bad science point to a hoax; the unnamed crew members, government conspiracies, "missing scientist", and obfuscated information lend credence to this creepy creatures continued existence. So join us, Cryptid Counters, as we dive into what we know about lake Vostok.

AKA The Vostok Monster

Links:

• Main Image,
• Organism 46-b Cologne,
• Dr. Alexei Ekaykin Descending Into the Drilled Ice,
• Life on Lake Vostok,
• Facebook Group,

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S2 E12: Area 51

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We take a step back from cryptids and explore another mysterious topic, Area 51. Recently a Facebook event was created, detailing "We will all meet up at the Area 51 Alien Center tourist attraction and coordinate our entry. If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens." But that is far from the beginning of the so called "Groom Lake Facility". Built in the 1950's for Black Projects (development and testing of experimental aircraft and weapons systems), the facility wasn't officially confirmed until June 2013, under a Freedom of Information Act request. In the late 80's, a man by the name of Bob Lazar came forward claiming to have been employed at a facility called "S-4", roughly 8 miles from Area 51, reverse engineering advanced technology. He claims that the craft that he worked on was not from earth, and was extraterrestrial. Lazar describe 9 different crafts seen at the facility, and claims briefing documents stated the craft came from a planet in the Zeta Reticuli star system called ZR-3. Lazar's credentials are soon brought into question as his alleged past is erased. His Masters from MIT, and Cal Tech, his employment history, and even his birth certificate, all disappeared. Lazar's story, coupled with countless UFO sightings in the area, have made the public suspicious of the area for decades, prompting the current movement scheduled for September 2019. Is Lazar telling the truth? Was the United States Government actually attempting to reverse engineer extraterrestrial technology? And how many of the almost 2 million "attending" will actually show? Join us, Cryptid Counters, in a desperate attempt for more downloads on another episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA All Your Base Are Belong To Us

Links:

• Main Image,
• Another Image,
• Mufon Roswell UFO Retrieval,
• Bob Lazar Jet Bike
• Bob Lazar Jet Car
• Hand Scanner Photo,
• Joe Rogan Experience #1315 - Bob Lazar & Jeremy Corbell,
• Facebook Event: Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us,
• Facebook Group

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S2 E15: Reptilians

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We continue to spit a bunch of shit about aliens. This time, the reptilians. Tall, scaly, and smelly, these entities are malicious, power hungry, and will stop at nothing to manipulate the human race into doing their bidding. Popularized by celebrity conspiracy theorist David Icke in the 90's, who was actively racing to ruin his own career, Icke proposed that these Reptilian Humanoids had been controlling humanity since the dawn of time. The internet has since run wild with this theory, exposing many celebrities, and nearly every politician, as a so-called "lizard person". While these claims may seem like a reach at first, and the "Reptilian Elite" may not be the first conclusion you jump to, much of the video evidence is enough to leave you scratching your head. So join us Cryptid Counters, as we make our way through another hot, mildly acidic, episode of Counting Cryptids.

AKA Scaly men

Links:

• Main Image,
• Herbert Schirmer Drawing,
• Herbert Schirmer article,
• The Atlantic: How to Spot the Reptilians Running the U.S. Government,
• Washington Post: ‘I am not a lizard’: Mark Zuckerberg is latest celebrity asked about reptilian conspiracy,
• The Ohio State University: The Psychology of Extraordinary Beliefs: The World Is Controlled by a Group of Elite Reptiles,
• Justin Bieber Reptilian Video,
• Hillary Clinton Coughing up Slime Ball,
• REPTILIAN MILEY CYRUS BLINKING SIDEWAYS EXPOSED,
• SciShow Space Video: Life on a Donut Planet,
• Facebook Event: Storm Area 51, They Can't Stop All of Us,
• Facebook Group,
• Counting Cryptids Merch

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