Copulators Die First

Boo, we give Scream Queens a WHOLE new meaning! Ash and Nick are life-long friends (and homosexuals) obsessed with horror movies and everything creepy/crazy/cool! Every other week they'll feature a new scary movie that will be examined from their gay perspectives while they read that film to filth! Nothing and no one is safe - especially those horny teenagers! On the off weeks, they'll bring you Paranormal Pansies - a rainbow-colored examination of the macabre and paranormal! So - grab some popcorn, lock all your doors, and prepare to be entertained! Love, your big, gay uncles! (tongue pop)

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

Copulators Die First

10/31/19 • 5 min

Hey, pumpkins! Nick here with a few spooky announcements on our high holy day of Halloween! Also, enjoy my self-indulgent antics! :)

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You Hit Me With The Phone, You Dick! (Scream)

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03/25/19 • 85 min

I scream, you scream, Nick screams, because we got tattoos and we're talking about our inspiration.

Gagged

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01/04/19 • 5 min

Just a bit of banter, a sample of what is to come in the next few days.

We Need To Do Better (Seed of Chucky & The Skin I Live In)

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06/24/19 • 91 min

The last week, and subsequently the last episode of Pride Month is upon us, and Nick and Ash reflect on what it truly means to be in an era where representation is done both effectively and responsibly - or when it isn’t. The duo take on not one, but two films this week and read each one in the very first head to head, versus death match. Grab your reading glasses because the library is open. When it comes to our trans brothers and sisters, we can do better. Happy pride, everyone!

63: Backyard Bunghole (The Gate, 1987)

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07/06/20 • 69 min

Nick and Ash are back with their first film in a long time! Be gentle, they're trying.

55: A Real Judy Talk (Dolls, 1987) feat. Caleb from Horror Soup Podcast!

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02/24/20 • 81 min

Caleb from Horror Soup Podcast is in the audio lab with us this week discussing his pick, Dolls! We’re talking about Judy and her night of toy terror with some good Judy’s! Judy’s talking Judy!

Boo-nus Episode 3! The Murder Of Jeannette DePalma and The Watcher House Mystery

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09/27/19 • 113 min

Nick and Ash Join Toil And Trouble Podcast for a unique look at mysteries from their home town and surrounding areas. This one is going to be a scream! #spookygirlapproved

Lime Green Jello (Jennifer's Body, 2009)

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07/07/19 • 43 min

Did you ever have that one girl in school that you SWORE was straight out of hell? Well, Jennifer is basically that girl. She’s evil, and not just high school evil. She is literally a succubus. She’s here to tell you all about how boys are dumb, and tear down the patriarchy with her campy one-liners. Nick and Ash never thought they’d worship a demon, but Jennifer and Needy are quite persuasive. Join them as they sing the praises of Diablo Cody’s criminally under-celebrated turn at horror - Jennifer’s Body!

Sheer Opulence (The Hunger, 1983)

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06/17/19 • 90 min

Ever wonder what the B in LGBTQIA+ stands for? B for Bowie? B for Bisexual David Bowie? In this case it does. Nick and Ash really READ this film for all it's worth, but spoiler, it isn't a whole lot. Steamy shower scenes? Bi-curious Susan Sarandon? Wild and outlandish medical inaccuracies? Oh, just wait 'til Nick and Ash pull all the skeletons out of the closet...or attic...on this one ;)

66: Evil Home Owners Association (Spiral, 2019)

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10/12/20 • 59 min

Ash and Nick are back! Finally! With Spooky Season already well underway, they catch up and dive into a new episode about a new Shudder Original for your hearing pleasure. (Not sponsored by Shudder, but hit us up BBs!)

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How many episodes does Copulators Die First have?

Copulators Die First currently has 75 episodes available.

What topics does Copulators Die First cover?

The podcast is about Podcasts, Tv & Film and Film Reviews.

What is the most popular episode on Copulators Die First?

The episode title '67: Zoom Seance (Host, 2020)' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Copulators Die First?

The average episode length on Copulators Die First is 75 minutes.

How often are episodes of Copulators Die First released?

Episodes of Copulators Die First are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Copulators Die First?

The first episode of Copulators Die First was released on Jan 4, 2019.

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