Time Cube - Four Is the Loneliest Number

06/17/20 • 39 min

Episode 08 | Time Cube - Four Is the Loneliest Number

The world is a cube, time is a cube, you are a cube - everything's a cube. That's what Gene Ray, an electrician from Florida said. And he should know, since he was "the wisest man on Earth" and "wiser than God".

This is the strange and occasionally disturbing story of one of the wildest theories to ever hit the internet - the Time Cube Theory. Don't be educated stupid! Burn the marshmallow!

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SECTIONS

01:38 - An Introduction & an Overview
03:45 - The Time Cube Theory
07:17 - GMT, ONEism, Marshmallow Time & Belly Button Logic
09:46 - Unicorns Are Evil & Easter Island is Bad
11:27 - It's All About the Four (Burritos & Tacos Are Evil)
12:19 - Some Obvious Refutations
13:27 - The Time Cube Website - Green Ink, Haig's Law, Santa Claus & Design Considerations
17:27 - He Was a Busy Bee - Four Websites, Actually (Musings on Religion & Race)
19:48 - The Time Cube Law
21:07 - The Man Himself - Marbles & Maybe Mental Illness
24:31 - Not So Harmless - Ray's Views on Blacks, Jews & Gays
27:17 - The Fan: Richard Janczarski
30:36 - Man as Meme
33:01 - Parodies & Theories (Satire, Sock Puppets & More)

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Episode 08 | Time Cube - Four Is the Loneliest Number

This is the strange and occasionally disturbing story of one of the wildest theories to ever hit the internet - the Time Cube Theory. Don't be educated stupid! Burn the marshmallow!

You can also SUBSCRIBE to this podcast.

SECTIONS

01:38 - An Introduction & an Overview
03:45 - The Time Cube Theory
07:17 - GMT, ONEism, Marshmallow Time & Belly Button Logic
09:46 - Unicorns Are Evil & Easter Island is Bad
11:27 - It's All About the Four (Burritos & Tacos Are Evil)
12:19 - Some Obvious Refutations
13:27 - The Time Cube Website - Green Ink, Haig's Law, Santa Claus & Design Considerations
17:27 - He Was a Busy Bee - Four Websites, Actually (Musings on Religion & Race)
19:48 - The Time Cube Law
21:07 - The Man Himself - Marbles & Maybe Mental Illness
24:31 - Not So Harmless - Ray's Views on Blacks, Jews & Gays
27:17 - The Fan: Richard Janczarski
30:36 - Man as Meme
33:01 - Parodies & Theories (Satire, Sock Puppets & More)

Music by Fanette Ronjat

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Other Podcasts by Derek DeWitt

DIGITAL SIGNAGE DONE RIGHT - Winner of 2020 Communicator Award of Excellence for Podcasts Series-Corporate Communications and on numerous top 10 podcast lists.
PRAGUE TIMES - A city is more than just a location - it’s a kaleidoscope of history, places, people and trends. This podcast looks at Prague, in the center of Europe, from a number of perspectives, including what it is now, what is has been and where it’s going. It’s Prague THEN, Prague NOW, Prague LATER.

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The Lucifer Project(s) - Big Scary in Sky

Episode 07 | The Lucifer Project(s) - Big Scary in Sky!

Space might not be such a final frontier after all. Is the Vatican secretly in league with aliens? Or demons pretending to be aliens? Was Jesus an extraterrestrial? Is NASA trying to create a second sun in our solar system? These questions and more must be examined. And when you name your science project "Lucifer", you really should be all that surprised when people come up with conspiracy theories about it.

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SECTIONS

02:03 - Version One - Sectarian Shenanigans
04:48 - Embellishments to the Core Theory
06:55 - The Actual Poop - What's in a Name?
08:15 - Version Two - Two Suns in the Sunset
08:37 - Galileo, Galileo!
10:50 - The Strange Worlds of Richard Hoagland
16:17 - Cassini, Figaro!
17:21 - Puzzlin' Evidence - (In)Congruent Conflations
19:19 - Conspiracy Smoothies & Salvation
21:11 - BONUS CONSPIRACIES! The Shining: All Work & No Play Makes Bill Gates a Satanic Murderer
21:30 - Lucifer & the Bible
25:40 - Pastor Rick Wiles Wants to Explore Bill Gate's Rectum
29:43 - ID2020
30:44 - The Lucifer Trust & Publishing House (Don't Play With Other People's Baals)
33:16 - Nikita Mikhalkov Wants an Oscar (Apparently)

Music by Fanette Ronjat

LAPSUS LINGUAE:

33:16 - I say that Mikhalkov has never won an Oscar. This is not true - his 1994 film "Burnt by the Sun" did win Best Foreign Language film. See? You shouldn't just trust everything you hear - check things out for yourself. The "theory" developed here still stands, though - he wants another Oscar, this time for Best Picture.

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PRAGUE TIMES - A city is more than just a location - it’s a kaleidoscope of history, places, people and trends. This podcast looks at Prague, in the center of Europe, from a number of perspectives, including what it is now, what is has been and where it’s going. It’s Prague THEN, Prague NOW, Prague LATER.

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Now You See It, Now You Don’t - Finland Doesn’t Exist

Episode 09 | Now You See It, Now You Don't - Finland Doesn't Exist

There are some things you just know are true. Like that Finland exists. But it doesn't. Neither does Australia. And New Zealand's looking kind of iffy as well. In fact, there are many things that you think are real, but aren't. Like birds. They aren't real either.

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SECTIONS

01:42 - Finland Doesn't Exist - The Theory
04:38 - Finland Doesn't Exist - The Point Zero
06:42 - Poe's Law & the Ambiguity of Intent (Postmodern Irony, New Sincerity, Post-Irony, Meta-Irony, Hyper-Irony)
11:20 - Finland Doesn't Exist - Embellishments & Reactions
12:36 - Australia Doesn't Exist
14:53 - Other Geographic Fictions (OGF) - Bielefeld, Germany
18:10 - OGF - Acre, Brazil
18:40 - OGF - Molise, Italy
19:01 - OGF - North Dakota, USA
19:32 - Henri Tajfel's Minimal Group Paradigm, In-Group Favoritism & Out-Group Homogeneity
20:36 - New Zealand Is Being De-Mapped
22:23 - Sandy Island
23:39 - Phantom Islands (Los Buenos Jardines, Emerald Island, Dougherty Island, Terra Nova, et al.)
25:54 - Phantom Settlements, Copyright Traps, Paper Towns, Trap Streets, etc.
26:57 - Jakob Maria Mierscheid - German MP, Naturalist, Great Guy
28:51 - Birds Aren't Real - The Brainchild of Peter McIndoe
33:01 - Culture Jamming & You

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LAPSUS LINGUAE:

At 20:17, I mispronounced the word "homogeneity"
NOTE: I do NOT mispronounce the name Henri Tajfel, but most people do (the "j" makes a "y" sound in Polish)

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DIGITAL SIGNAGE DONE RIGHT - Winner of 2020 Communicator Award of Excellence for Podcasts Series-Corporate Communications and on numerous top 10 podcast lists.
PRAGUE TIMES - A city is more than just a location - it’s a kaleidoscope of history, places, people and trends. This podcast looks at Prague, in the center of Europe, from a number of perspectives, including what it is now, what is has been and where it’s going. It’s Prague THEN, Prague NOW, Prague LATER.