I was a Teenage Smut Peddler, Cuba Gooding Jr. and Wild Boners

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11/25/19 • 116 min

Is your boner weird? Take comfort, my friend. You're not alone. Nature is full of weird boners and I can guarantee you that your boner is practically normal next to these ones. Join us as we touch on a few of the weirdest boners in the animal kingdom.

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