Cock & Ball

"The Italians never learned from Vesuvius"

Who said the international break was quiet? Join Ash, Tom and Jules as they marvel at Argentina's ludicrous logistical nightmare, reminisce about fruit smuggling and their own security checks(!), and of course gaze into the Crystal ball for this weekends fixture. All your usual Spursy satire in the time it takes to walk from Seven Sisters to White Hart Lane.

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“You upset me in the last pod to be honest. You were all ‘oooh, nice little plucky Leicester’”

In this bumper podcast to mark the end of the season, (don’t walk too quickly down Seven Sisters...) Tom, Jim, Jules and Ash take a look back at the campaign for Tottenham, have a look at the final two league games of the season, and answer questions as varied as ‘should Gareth Bale stay?’ and ‘Is Thai green curry nice?’

Meanwhile, Jules and Ash have a... minor disagreement about penalties while everyone else gets out the popcorn, and we talk about what is to come this summer.

Your usual substance and satire. Thanks for listening.

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"I've seen rock formations move more quickly"

The light is darkest before the dawn, or so they say. Join Ash, Jim, Tom and Jules as they preview the coming season, whether Tanguy is spending too much time in the canteen and the current whereabouts of he-who-must-not-be-named. Your usual dose of Spursy satire is back for another season: you love to see it.

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WE ARE BACK!

We actually have an episode to bring you this week as Tom, Ash and Jim could be arsed to record. Tom welcomes our Russian overlords, Ash talks about managing IBS and JIM makes sure that the lads actually talk about football after a magnificent Spurs performance away at the Etihad. Join us as we lavish praise on Kane and the squad as a whole and relish being another side's bogey team for once, with all the substance and satire you have come to expect from Cock & Ball.

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"It wasn't good, was it?"

Oh Spurs, what are you doing to us? Ash, Jules and Jim get aboard the unhappy ship Spurs to ruminate on a dismal North London Derby defeat. Was it the fault of the players, the tactics, or our metaphorical (and sometimes literal) anchor Harry Kane? Who knows. Either way, we sail on to another Europa Conference game on Thursday and look on the horizon as the Villans come to town with all the satire, humour and tales of s**thousery we can muster.

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