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64 - Can I Tell You Something?
Clutch My Pearls
12/31/24 • 63 min
Come skiing with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Can I Tell You Something?” by Holly June Smith! This snowy love story follows Hannah as she goes on her family’s annual Christmas ski trip at a French chalet. This year, her brother brings a friend named Cameron with a familiar voice...Hannah instantly recognizes Cameron as her favorite audio erotica narrator! Unfortunately it’s too late for Hannah to play it cool because she already sent him a bunch of DMs! This episode had the girls kicking their little feet and losing brain cells from headbands! Stir some Mac and Cheese, watch out for ghost brothers, and turn up the volume because it’s gonna get spicy!
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63 - Whispers of December
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12/24/24 • 51 min
Come get cozy with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Whispers of December” by Maisie Myers. This forced-proximity one-bed novella follows our FMC December who is trying to heal her broken heart at her Grandpa’s cabin in the woods. December’s peace and quiet is busted by Paxton Rhodes, whose car broke down in the snow with no way to get a tow. Once December feels him up and realizes that’s not a gun in his pocket...she lets Paxton stay on the sofa. These two are hot, horned up, and locked up! Is the way to mend a broken heart through the (vagina)? The way to Paxton’s heart is through December’s bowels! When she accidentally farts in the middle of the night, he knows she’s the one for him. That’s true love, right? Microwave some food, make a little fort in the living room, and tune in.
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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54 - Triceratops and Bottoms
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10/22/24 • 52 min
You’re invited to Barbara’s Dino birthday party with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Triceratops and Bottoms” by Lola Faust! When super horned up sex addict Erin gets bored with what the alien future has to offer, she travels back in time to have her needs met! Unfortunately Erin couldn’t go back to WW1 trench foot times, so she goes to the original Jurassic Park! Once there she lays eyes on a stunning Tri(michael)CERAtops, seduces him with a dance, and he is TRI horned up. Ick. Get ready to feel sick and possibly DNF!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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58 - Guarding Temptation
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11/19/24 • 62 min
Come sleep on the sofa with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Guarding Temptation” by Talia Hibbert! After an educational update on Blue Eyed Kayla Jade, the girls eventually get to the book! Guarding Temptation follows investigative journalist Nina Chapman who is having to hide out from angry Brexit supporters with the only man she feels safe with - her brother’s best friend! James Foster is not just a hottie, he’s sooo in love with her! They are both sooooo into each other, but they mustn’t confess their feelings until they fool around, watch each other play with themselves, go to a bounce house and have a tickle fight! They’re also British! Apologies in advance for Emily’s accent work this episode!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
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We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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36 - Caught Up
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06/18/24 • 82 min
Come cure your daddy issues with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Caught Up” by Liz Tomforde! The Girls continue the Windy City Series, first seen in episodes 1 and 21! When independent pastry chef Miller Montgomery leaves her commitment-free life in a van to come nanny for Major League Baseball Daddy Kai Rhodes, it’s a home run! As always, this episode is all over the place but eventually the girls get the gist of the book! It’s time to gently put down your glasses, clench your thick thighs, try to say “mama” with baby Max, and discover whether the missing ingredient all along...was love. Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
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46 - Celestial Glorbosis: Of Peace and Poimals
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08/27/24 • 70 min
Come save humanity with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting the world premiere of “Celestial Glorbosis: Of Peace and Poimals” by Jace Hammercock. This episode is unique because The Girls are joined by Jace Hammercock (pen name of Geoff Ramsey and Gavin Free from the Regulation Podcast) for an exclusive interview to discuss whatever the hell they’ve written. This 13 page novella that begins mid-adventure is out of this world - a “wide shoes” featuring an Alabama Texas Oil and Cattle man named Girthyll, a supple FMC with a Cockney accent named Gavalina Sploogery, and a sexual pleasure alien named Glorble X. We usually assure you it’ll all make sense once you listen, but we can’t guarantee it this time. Emily tried to be a supportive wife and have no icks...she failed, but will you?
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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72 - Bratva Devil
Clutch My Pearls
02/25/25 • 59 min
Come pee your pants with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Bratva Devil” by Sonja Grey! This is the second book in the Medvedev Bratva series, but you know we hardly ever read anything in order. When hot Bratva boss Volodya accidentally kidnaps the wrong girl, they make an agreement where Maddie will clean his house and he will take LOTS of intense showers. This episode has Emily finally learning what a Meet Cute is, Volodya learning about Maddie’s big purp, and Maddie learning just how comfortable it is to lie down on a big tree! Come along, Kiska, it’s time to surf the cosmos!
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39 - Heartless
Clutch My Pearls
07/09/24 • 79 min
Come throw lettuce heads out of the top window with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Heartless” by Elsie Silver! Part of the Chestnut Springs series, this book brings us back to the cowboy brothers we met in Episode 25 “Flawless”. This book is focused on grumpy cowboy Cade who needs help with his little boy Luke. When fun city girl Willa is hired to help out, her panties literally drop. This steamy book will leave you swooning over the banter, the sweet and spice of Cade, and it’ll have you ready to do whatever it takes to quiet your mouth!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram, Amazon and GoodReads!
We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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65 - Passenger Princess
Clutch My Pearls
01/07/25 • 62 min
Come for a ride with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Passenger Princess” by Morgan Elizabeth! This grumpy/sunshine book follows Ava, who enters the Miss Americana beauty pageant on a whim to support her friends. Ava (Miss New Jersey) actually wins the grand title, much to the frustration of Miss Utah! Ava is assigned a big, handsome bodyguard named Jaime who has to protect Ava not only from danger, but also from his feelings. When a morality clause threatens both Ava’s need for Jamie and Jamie’s retirement (which is on the line!), can they be “good” or will they try those things she reads about in her spicy books? Listen to find out!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive ad-free early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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35 - Stuffed
Clutch My Pearls
06/11/24 • 66 min
Come snuggle your favorite pillow with The Girls! This week Barbara is hungover and Vanessa is presenting a cure with “Stuffed” by Sylvia Morrow! Gamer girl Anne can’t stand human touch, so she connects DEEPLY with her favorite...pillow. Yes. Her pillow. It may look like any other pillow, but it has a magical phoenix feather in it! Of course. So as Anne is grinding away, the pillow starts to come to life. Yes. Her pillow. But now her pillow has a name, Ori. This book may not have cured Barbara’s hangover but we did learn a lot! Such as representation matters, and if a pillow tentacle isn’t enough you can always bring a goldfish to life for more pleasure. Is this all just be schizophrenic episode of Anne’s? Listen and decide for yourself! Episode available now everywhere podcasts are found and #linkinbio
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patron to receive early episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod! Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads! Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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FAQ
How many episodes does Clutch My Pearls have?
Clutch My Pearls currently has 73 episodes available.
What topics does Clutch My Pearls cover?
The podcast is about Comedy, Podcasts, Books, Booktok and Arts.
What is the most popular episode on Clutch My Pearls?
The episode title '31 - For The Fans' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Clutch My Pearls?
The average episode length on Clutch My Pearls is 68 minutes.
How often are episodes of Clutch My Pearls released?
Episodes of Clutch My Pearls are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of Clutch My Pearls?
The first episode of Clutch My Pearls was released on Oct 17, 2023.
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