Clutch My Pearls
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83 - Forged In Blood
Clutch My Pearls
05/13/25 • 56 min
Come attend Montridge University with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Forged in Blood” by Sadie Kincaid! This why-choose dark paranormal fantasy is book one in the Broken Bloodlines series. When little orphan Ophelia Hart (“pee pee pants” to her bullies) is offered an opportunity to attend the magical Montridge University she of course takes a chance and surprise! She's not like the other girls! When a group of sexy vampires take a liking to her, they go to flavortown and get addicted! How far will the guys go and how much will they risk for the opportunity to drink from her diva cup?! Listen now to find out!
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64 - Can I Tell You Something?
Clutch My Pearls
12/31/24 • 63 min
Come skiing with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Can I Tell You Something?” by Holly June Smith! This snowy love story follows Hannah as she goes on her family’s annual Christmas ski trip at a French chalet. This year, her brother brings a friend named Cameron with a familiar voice...Hannah instantly recognizes Cameron as her favorite audio erotica narrator! Unfortunately it’s too late for Hannah to play it cool because she already sent him a bunch of DMs! This episode had the girls kicking their little feet and losing brain cells from headbands! Stir some Mac and Cheese, watch out for ghost brothers, and turn up the volume because it’s gonna get spicy!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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80 - People We Meet On Vacation
Clutch My Pearls
04/22/25 • 66 min
Come refuse to speak about what happened two years ago with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “People We Meet On Vacation” by Emily Henry! After a brief stop through Bible study and Lilith Fair, The Girls finally get around to the book where we meet NYC travel blogger Poppy and her longtime Ohio teacher friend Alex. Poppy and Alex used to spend summers traveling together...but. That was before the *event* that ruined the tour. But we can’t talk about it. After the two year break in friendship traveling, Poppy and Alex try again for a fun “just friends” trip to Palm Springs! This book has it all! Friends to lovers, back spasms, one bed, construction, and rain! Can they move past the thing that happened that we can’t talk about? Listen now to find out!
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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63 - Whispers of December
Clutch My Pearls
12/24/24 • 51 min
Come get cozy with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Whispers of December” by Maisie Myers. This forced-proximity one-bed novella follows our FMC December who is trying to heal her broken heart at her Grandpa’s cabin in the woods. December’s peace and quiet is busted by Paxton Rhodes, whose car broke down in the snow with no way to get a tow. Once December feels him up and realizes that’s not a gun in his pocket...she lets Paxton stay on the sofa. These two are hot, horned up, and locked up! Is the way to mend a broken heart through the (vagina)? The way to Paxton’s heart is through December’s bowels! When she accidentally farts in the middle of the night, he knows she’s the one for him. That’s true love, right? Microwave some food, make a little fort in the living room, and tune in.
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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We have MERCH! Check out our #linkinbio to go to our store!
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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75 - Done and Dusted
Clutch My Pearls
03/18/25 • 54 min
Come back to your hometown with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Done and Dusted” by Lyla Sage! When Clementine “Emmy” Ryder heads home to small town Wyoming, she runs into none other than her brother’s-hottie-best-friend Luke Brooks! Emmy strolls into the single bar in town, and under the light of the neon moon, she and Luke realize they’ve grown up quite a bit since they last saw each other. From natural waterfalls to a fountain of whiskey from one mouth to another, this episode will get you back on the saddle and ready to kick your little feet!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
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23 - Nanny for The Neighbors
Clutch My Pearls
03/19/24 • 88 min
Help raise a baby with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Nanny for The Neighbors” by Lily Gold! Cyrus, Sebastian and Jack do everything (everything!) together, but when a baby appears on the doorstep, they realize they can’t do this alone. Thankfully their hot neighbor, Beth, is a nanny! Beth doesn’t just take care of the baby, she takes care of the guys too! This book takes place in London so Emily tries out all the different accents horribly, Vanessa brought notecards like she is Maury Povich revealing who the dad is, and Barbara worries about her thing for Sebastian! Tune in to find out who the father is...and who the daddy is!
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27 - The Pucking Wrong Number
Clutch My Pearls
04/16/24 • 103 min
Come stalk your soulmate with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “The Pucking Wrong Number” by CR Jane! When hot hockey player Lincoln Daniel accidentally texts mystery babe Monroe, sparks fly and stalking intensifies! This book will have you questioning how far is too far to go for love. Is it okay to have a tracker on or...IN your crush? Be a good girl and get your pee pad because you’re gonna ink!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
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We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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25 - Flawless
Clutch My Pearls
04/02/24 • 84 min
Try to hang on for 8 seconds with The Girls! This week Vanessa is presenting “Flawless” by Elsie Silver! When superstar bull rider Rhett needs some image rehabbing after a big milk fiasco, his boss’s daughter Summer is assigned to keep an eye on him. This episode includes some of your favorite book tropes and some of our least favorite technical difficulties! How many times will Barbara and Emily sidetrack Vanessa’s book by talking about Gone With the Wind? How many glasses of milk could you drink before the episode ends? Giddy up, strap in, and open the chute! Got Milk?
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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22 - A Sinner's Promise
Clutch My Pearls
03/12/24 • 78 min
Head to an open house down under with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “A Sinners Promise” by Kylie Kent! This book was recommended by none other than “Shirley” our infamous one star reviewer from episode two! When busy business real estate woman Eloise is asked to show a house to mafia boss Gio, things get spicy! This episode is all over the place, sometimes it has to do with the book and sometimes it’s just three ADHD women talking! There’s daddy revenge, forehead kisses, muppet babies, airport etiquette and you even learn how to only cross one eye! Tune in and eat your chicken wings - we won’t watch!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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78 - Puck Me Secretly
Clutch My Pearls
04/08/25 • 62 min
Come catch a flight with The Girls! This week Barbara is presenting “Puck Me Secretly” by Odette Stone! This is the first book in the Vancouver Wolves Hockey series. When Aurora “Rory” Ashford is on a flight and seated next to hottie Max Logan, their connection is so powerful the plane crashes! Rory can’t help but confess to her seatmate that she has never “reached her full potential” from a man! Thankfully they survive the crash and Max helps Rory reach new heights in the hotel room, only to leave in the morning before she wakes up. Once regular life resumes and Rory starts her new job with her dad as owners of the Vancouver hockey team, guess who skates up at the first practice? Plane crash hottie Max! If anyone found out about them it would really ruin the tour! Kick your little feet while listening to this, but not so much that you activate Emily’s vertigo! Also, do you think Chris Pine is Chuck Tingle?!
New Episodes out every Tuesday! Join our Patreon to receive early, ad- free (and bonus!) episodes and more! Patreon.com/ClutchMyPearlsPod
Watch the video version of this podcast on our YouTube channel!
Follow @ClutchMyPearlsPod on TikTok, Twitter, Instagram and GoodReads!
We have MERCH go to ClutchMyPearlsPod.com
Do you have a smut recommendation for the girls? Send an email to: [email protected]
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FAQ
How many episodes does Clutch My Pearls have?
Clutch My Pearls currently has 84 episodes available.
What topics does Clutch My Pearls cover?
The podcast is about Comedy, Podcasts, Books, Booktok and Arts.
What is the most popular episode on Clutch My Pearls?
The episode title '31 - For The Fans' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Clutch My Pearls?
The average episode length on Clutch My Pearls is 67 minutes.
How often are episodes of Clutch My Pearls released?
Episodes of Clutch My Pearls are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of Clutch My Pearls?
The first episode of Clutch My Pearls was released on Oct 17, 2023.
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